Crotching Tiger, Hidden Bastard

[MattKirby]

What a dick, I'd tackle him and Punch him in the balls till myu hand broke, that's a complete douche move. But I've got a counterstory !


So my friend Juan loves knives and always does tricks with it. So one day he was playing and he cut Dro (Short for Alejandro, I'm not hispanic some friends of mine are. Not that theres' anything wrong with being hispanic I'm just stating. Might've gotten a little off task.) ANYWAY, Dro got a retaliatory kick in the nuts. So juan had to drop his droors and let the leg fly. WE put it on youtube. I'm not the one recording
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UN1Afb06I

 

[ZeroMachine]

HE kicked YOU in the balls, and YOU'RE a pussy?

I suggest you return the favor friend, in a metaphorical sense. Find some way to embarress the hell out of the kid. Kick him in his dignity. I'm usually not like this either, but in this case I'm making an exception... the jerk deserves it.

Also, what does kicking you in the balls have to do with competetiveness? Did he want try to get rid of one so he can say "I have more nuts than you" or something?

Avenge your brothers, man. They may have survived, but they've been through to much for there to be no retaliation.

 

[Naterstein]

@OP, I would definitely Pearl Harbor him back. On a side note, perhaps its time to choose new friends. I have never had a friend do that, nor any who thought that would be funny or alright. Now if a girl kicked you or if you just happened to get hit somehow, I would LMAO at you, then help you up and buy you a beer (if you were old enuff, all my friends are).


In 6th grade, some girl on a set of rings came swinging at me, yelling "watch out", I turned just in time for her front foot to come smashing into my testicular region. I dropped down, teared up, made sure they were there, and fought passing out. Principal came and took me to the nurse. Recovered an hour later, no blood in the urine.

Kicking guys in the balls is not how men fight. Sounds like this guy is quite a cock.

I disagree. Put it this way, say you had to defend your life or even from being seriously pummeled/hospitalized and you could get the upperhand by hitting someone in the gonads, you wouldnt? because its not manly? Fighting isnt honorable and there is no such thing as a fair fight in real life. You do what you have to, to survive.

 

[black lincon]

Oh that story reminds me of something a very stupid girl said a few days ago. I quote, "I have a theory about being kick down there."
all the guys in the area perk their ears up because they all know what she talking about
"I don't think it hurts at all."
everyone starts cracking up. I spoke up and said, "what? do you think it's all some conspiracy perpetrated by men to get your pity?"
more laughter. let me clue in any girl here, a kick in the nads hurts, it hurts A LOT. the only thing more painful is probably childbirth, but remember you can only do that once ever nine months(not saying it's not incredibly painful), we can get kicked in the nads indefinitely(stressing one kick in the nuts is less painful than one childbirth).

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Well christ...go get yourself a bat or a club or something and take the fucker out from below the knees and then beat the piss out of him...that's just not cool man

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Dude... weak.

 

[GreenDevilJF]

Ok, he isn't your friend I can tell you that much. Since he could have left you damaged, you should sue his ass.

If not, do horrible things to him with a pair of hedgeclippers.

 

[perfectimo]

Yeah, he's a wonderful friend. That's the kind of thing you press charges on. It doesn't matter if it was a prank or not. He rendered you unconscious.
And to add insult to injury, HE INSULTED YOU! Yeah, wonderful taste in people you have there. Take his ass to court I say.

Do this, it doesn't matter if it was your friend or someone else. They attacked you so badly that you lost consciousness and had the possibility of never being able to have children. It is what he deserves.

 

[Hookman]

He's the chicken. I had something like this happen to me and this is what I did(and I suggest you do it as well) find the "friend" that did it,and bash his head into the wall! It worked for me. The dick that did it never did it again and neither did anyone else.

 

[jim_doki]

<a href=http://home.att.net/~miller.daniel.r/comic204.htm#title> This is how i would deal with your freind, with style!

 

[implodingMan]

This thread has left me baffled and at a loss for what to say. I need to go to bed.

 

[Johninator712]

Haha thanks guys. I really don't hang out with him that much anymore, which I'm quite grateful. I have much much much better friends then him, and that just crossed the line. I am glad to have finally found some understandable people! Thank you escapees. Is that what we're called? Or escapists?

 

[Aardvark]

I got punched during sex, once.

No more Californication for that girl.

 

[Aardvark]

I got punched during sex once. I told her she hit like a ***** and she never punched me again.
I was sad.

Yeah, your mother never did forgive you for that.

/predictable insults

I have a pair of friends, to whom crotch-punching has become a greeting. Only to eachother and to one other poor bastard, but I'm always wary around those two.

 

[Danglybits]

Well you probably had to tell your parent's because loss of consciousness is serious shit and I'm sure they might have noticed something if you haven't "Son, why are you walking a like a duck?" I'd say kick him down some stairs or something. Wait no! Pay a small child to whack him with something like a tire iron. Think about it; kids get away with everything. That said, you need new friends dude.

 

[Dommyboy]

SUE, SUE, SUE AND SUE. You would have evidence and witnesses plus the school is there to cover you. If that doesn't work, stab him or something horrible.

Yeah, he's a wonderful friend. That's the kind of thing you press charges on. It doesn't matter if it was a prank or not. He rendered you unconscious.
And to add insult to injury, HE INSULTED YOU! Yeah, wonderful taste in people you have there. Take his ass to court I say.

That too. ^

It's good you told your parents. He kicked you in the balls dammit. This 'friend' sounds like a complete arsehole in my opinion. I hate people that won't let you succeed or have to be competitive all the time.