Cruel... But you bloody deserved it!
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my freshman year of high school there was was gym class u were required to take for two years. classes were mixed freshman and sophomores and generally the grade ahead of mine were a bunch of jerks. one kid with the last name Nixon (funny huh) decided that pant-sing me was gonna be a fun thing to do all year. the third time he did i had my gym shorts strings tied tight so when he tried, i whirled around and kicked him as hard as i could in the stomach. ran after him and slammed him into the ground. the best part is once the gym teacher took us down to the office, the principle looked at me and looked at him (he knew nixon because he was in there a lot) and goes, "well, i dont care wat u did to him ur free to go"(looking at me) so i thought he deserved it.
That was a good story. Nice work. If I have a story like this I cannot remember it at the moment.
Well, in my Grade 10 math class the teacher gossiped to the other class about how one certain student shouldn't be in IB cause they mixed up adding and multiplying. However, that happened to be me since I've been doing that ever since I learned em and I cannot notice it. When I got the test back, the other pages were totally right and I was fucking livid with him for babbling off to the other class. Then, he writes on the report card for me to be less emotional.
Needless to say, my revenge is coming after Graduation when I go back to his classroom and say, "Hey, remember how you told the other class I shouldn't be in IB? Well, I just fucking graduated with it, so fuck you." All done with total campness and hopefully in front of his current class.
EDIT: There's also that gangster!ho that I kept getting into arguments with, but she's so insigificant I can't remember my ammusing responses to her attempts to piss me off and make herself look good.
Gangster!ho is my word that refers to any chick that pretends to be all tough and ghetto, but would last about 5 seconds in a real fight.
Needless to say, my revenge is coming after Graduation when I go back to his classroom and say, "Hey, remember how you told the other class I shouldn't be in IB? Well, I just fucking graduated with it, so fuck you." All done with total campness and hopefully in front of his current class.
EDIT: There's also that gangster!ho that I kept getting into arguments with, but she's so insigificant I can't remember my ammusing responses to her attempts to piss me off and make herself look good.
Gangster!ho is my word that refers to any chick that pretends to be all tough and ghetto, but would last about 5 seconds in a real fight.
I hope you and your family and friends are all sterilized because the thought of you reproducing scares the living daylights out of me.ramsies said:
First post reminds me of my old job where I had to catch a bus home through the "scummy" neighbourhood in town. I've got a few stories from there, some of them about similar (but even worse) people. This one's a bit different though:
So, I used to catch the bus home just after 3pm. One particular day, this really drunk guy came on the bus and pretty much collapsed onto the seat next to me. He was wearing old and dirty clothes, and looked like he was around 50. He got in an argument with the driver as he was getting on, too. Anyway, before long he started drifting in and out out of consciousness, which lead to him spilling his wild turkey on me. I was not amused, but I was just wearing work clothes, was tired as hell, and really couldn't be bothered so I didn't say anything when he drunkenly tried to tell me that he hadn't gotten any on me. I was pretty annoyed though.
From here in, the story gets really weird. He got his wallet, opened it, and PULLED OUT 600 DOLLARS. Where the hell did he get 600 dollars from? I have no idea!!! He started trying to count it (it was made up of 50s and 100s), and again, kept drifting in and out of consciousness. Eventually, he passed out completely and dropped the money on the floor. I just sat there for a few seconds kind of dumbstruck, and eventually picked it all up with him still being completely asleep... then proceeded to wake him up, give it back, and tell him to put his wallet away.
Egh.
So, I used to catch the bus home just after 3pm. One particular day, this really drunk guy came on the bus and pretty much collapsed onto the seat next to me. He was wearing old and dirty clothes, and looked like he was around 50. He got in an argument with the driver as he was getting on, too. Anyway, before long he started drifting in and out out of consciousness, which lead to him spilling his wild turkey on me. I was not amused, but I was just wearing work clothes, was tired as hell, and really couldn't be bothered so I didn't say anything when he drunkenly tried to tell me that he hadn't gotten any on me. I was pretty annoyed though.
From here in, the story gets really weird. He got his wallet, opened it, and PULLED OUT 600 DOLLARS. Where the hell did he get 600 dollars from? I have no idea!!! He started trying to count it (it was made up of 50s and 100s), and again, kept drifting in and out of consciousness. Eventually, he passed out completely and dropped the money on the floor. I just sat there for a few seconds kind of dumbstruck, and eventually picked it all up with him still being completely asleep... then proceeded to wake him up, give it back, and tell him to put his wallet away.
Egh.
That is fecking hilarious, good job.
A few years ago my two closest friends and another friend were sharing an apartment when out of nowhere the one guy decided he was going to cancel the contract and take one of the bigger apartments downstairs with his girlfriend. When he did this without talking to my friends about it, it left them stuck with I think they got a week to find somewhere else to go so they were pretty pissed about the situation.
They managed to find a place and I was helping them move, we were talking about what a dick the other guy had been pulling this crap on them and what to do to get him back for it. At the time he didn't know a damn thing about cars, he could barely check his oil, so we decided to pull the valve cores out of all four of his tires and toss them over the fence into the neighbors yard where he'd never be able to find them. He was working the graveyard shift and was asleep when we did it and he ended up missing a day's work because by the time he figured it out there were no parts stores open to sell him new valve cores. Small satisfaction in that it cost him less than it cost my friends to move into a new apartment but we got some payback at least.
A few years ago my two closest friends and another friend were sharing an apartment when out of nowhere the one guy decided he was going to cancel the contract and take one of the bigger apartments downstairs with his girlfriend. When he did this without talking to my friends about it, it left them stuck with I think they got a week to find somewhere else to go so they were pretty pissed about the situation.
They managed to find a place and I was helping them move, we were talking about what a dick the other guy had been pulling this crap on them and what to do to get him back for it. At the time he didn't know a damn thing about cars, he could barely check his oil, so we decided to pull the valve cores out of all four of his tires and toss them over the fence into the neighbors yard where he'd never be able to find them. He was working the graveyard shift and was asleep when we did it and he ended up missing a day's work because by the time he figured it out there were no parts stores open to sell him new valve cores. Small satisfaction in that it cost him less than it cost my friends to move into a new apartment but we got some payback at least.
OP: Heh. Brilliant. I must congratulate you.
And thank you. For giving that little bastard a taste of... well, not their own medicine, but perhaps something to make them think that they should b more considerate to others
And thank you. For giving that little bastard a taste of... well, not their own medicine, but perhaps something to make them think that they should b more considerate to others
I don't look at it as stealing, at the end of the day if I didn't take their money then someone else would buy them cigarettes, which is also a crime. Also, when someone 'gives' you money, then it isn't stealing, if I took it from them without their consent, that would be stealing. At the end of the day, Giving a 'stolen' fiver to charity is alot better than buying a 12 year old fags. But hey, that's your opinion, this is my opinion.Jadak said: