Cruel... But you bloody deserved it!

[Amondren]

HAHAHA i was laughing while reading this pretty damn funny i dont remember anytime i did that probably did though

 

[Canadaftw]

Eye for an eye!

It would only be eye for an eye if he played loud sounds that annoyed him for a while for revenge. This is just an example of normal revenge, not eye for an eye. OP: If I told you an example of my revenge.....then I would have to kill you....why? For revenge of course, oh wait...In all seriousnes I have not yet done revenge as amazing as your example, sir, I take my virtual hat off to you.

 

[Necrofudge]

That seemed dangerous. Don't you know? Poor grammar is a sign of being in a gang. In fact I'm fairly sure its a requirement.

OT: I don't remember anything extreme that I've ever done. A few times I gave wrong directions or instructions, but nothing serious enough to brag about.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Chavs are everywhere, they just go by different names...
I gladly add to the wave o' praise!!!

EDIT: I regret to say that I have never had the oppourtunity to do somthing this awesome, but I have a story from a relative...

His friend went to college, got a job at a renessiance fair as a knight. Long transit on the train, so he wore an trenchcoat to avoid wierding anyone out.

12pm transit back, in an empty car.
A scruffy wannabe comes back from the front car, closes the door, and whips out a knife.
"I got six inches of steel that says you're going to give me your wallet", he mutters.
"I'll see your six, and raise you thirty", says the friend, as, with a straight face, he offed his trenchcoat and drew his sword.
That wannabe stayed out of the subways for months after that.

Holy shit.. That is epic.

I have no real revenge stories, since I generally can't think very fast in those kinds of situations, and I don't think I have the sheer 'naddery to pull something off like that.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

Respect. I would have done the same, annoying little bastard.

I never experienced something similar, though.

 

[albear]

bravo, you sir = win

 

[SantoUno]

So I've just finished work & I'm on the train going home. It's 9 o'clock in the evening I'm tired & I just want to read my book. A teenager around 15/16 comes bowling onto the train D&B music blaring on his phone without headphones & parks his carcass opposite me. I look up & this is how the series of events goes

Me 'Mate, can you turn that off or down I really don't want to listen to it'
Teen 'WOT?'
Me 'I said can you turn it down. I'm trying to read.'
Teenager 'Why should I?'
Me 'How about consideration of others? I doubt anyone else wants to listen to it'

Teen looks me up & down makes some 'tst' noise then carrys on bopping to his music

His phone then rings & after listening to him butchering the english language it becomes evident he isn't sure when his stop is but I know the area well enough to know its 2 stops after mine

I go to get up for my stop & just as I'm about to get off the train

Teen 'OI is tis 'emel?'
Me 'Yeah'

Teen then jumps off the train as the doors are closing, realises that he isn't at Hemel Hempstead

Teen 'You f***ing prick this int emel'
Me 'Don't you wish you'd turned your music down? Next train is an hour, enjoy the wait'

I walk off with a torrent of abuse following behind me knowing nothing the little douche could say would top what I'd just done to him. Felt slightly guilty but smug as a bastard for taking the opportunity to exact some small & petty revenge.

So the question to you escapists is, have you ever experienced something like this? Someone acting like a dick to you & you getting your own back in some opportunist manner?

Wow you are fucking awesome good show, nah sadly I don't have a similiar story.

BTW consider this a compliment, you walked away the victor, just like in this scene, skip to 2:37:

 

[Dr. wonderful]

So I've just finished work & I'm on the train going home. It's 9 o'clock in the evening I'm tired & I just want to read my book. A teenager around 15/16 comes bowling onto the train D&B music blaring on his phone without headphones & parks his carcass opposite me. I look up & this is how the series of events goes

Me 'Mate, can you turn that off or down I really don't want to listen to it'
Teen 'WOT?'
Me 'I said can you turn it down. I'm trying to read.'
Teenager 'Why should I?'
Me 'How about consideration of others? I doubt anyone else wants to listen to it'

Teen looks me up & down makes some 'tst' noise then carrys on bopping to his music

His phone then rings & after listening to him butchering the english language it becomes evident he isn't sure when his stop is but I know the area well enough to know its 2 stops after mine

I go to get up for my stop & just as I'm about to get off the train

Teen 'OI is tis 'emel?'
Me 'Yeah'

Teen then jumps off the train as the doors are closing, realises that he isn't at Hemel Hempstead

Teen 'You f***ing prick this int emel'
Me 'Don't you wish you'd turned your music down? Next train is an hour, enjoy the wait'

I walk off with a torrent of abuse following behind me knowing nothing the little douche could say would top what I'd just done to him. Felt slightly guilty but smug as a bastard for taking the opportunity to exact some small & petty revenge.

So the question to you escapists is, have you ever experienced something like this? Someone acting like a dick to you & you getting your own back in some opportunist manner?

OT: HELL NO, but I do have a revenge story. (I'll say it in my next post)

Spoiler

You...are....

and...

In fact you get something a little extra...yeah, like icing on the cake:

Spoiler

 

[Benarikun]

I bow deeply with respect sir.

A while back I was walking back from the Uni campus with a group of mates. We'd just been LARPing (Live action roleplay) and I was still wearing a chain mail shirt under my t-shirt. Anyway as we were walking along, two guys jumped us from an alleyway. One had a knife drawn, and me being the closest turned and stabbed me... only, the knife blade snapped as it hit the solid steel underneath my clothes. They both just went white, cause they couldn't see the metal underneath. It looked as if the knife had broken off on my shirt. They just legged it. Still, kinda scares me that if I'd already taken it off I could have died.

 

[Americow]

That's sweet, someday I will be a dick to some guy and be proud of it!

 

[mrjoe94]

BloodyThoughts and first poster are awesome.

 

[MrDarkling]

ah....revenge....so sweet.
just as sweet as irony

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I bow deeply with respect sir.

A while back I was walking back from the Uni campus with a group of mates. We'd just been LARPing (Live action roleplay) and I was still wearing a chain mail shirt under my t-shirt. Anyway as we were walking along, two guys jumped us from an alleyway. One had a knife drawn, and me being the closest turned and stabbed me... only, the knife blade snapped as it hit the solid steel underneath my clothes. They both just went white, cause they couldn't see the metal underneath. It looked as if the knife had broken off on my shirt. They just legged it. Still, kinda scares me that if I'd already taken it off I could have died.

Damn dude, Irish luck right there I say. Now this is why more people should go Larping more often, cause it protects you from muggers.

 

[Chewster]

That's pretty funny man. The only revenge story I have goes like this:

I worked for a year at a corner store my final year of high school, and a fat kid from a few grades below me tried to buy cigarettes one day. I knew he was younger then me, so I asked for id. He got rather upset at this request and then stormed off.

Lo and behold, he took it personally, and decided that verbal abuse was a reasonable reaction. This went on for a few months, him calling me on whenever he saw me, me either ignoring it or laughing. One day, he decided to physically push me, and I snapped and decided to punch him in the face a few times. I might have broken his nose. I say might because I didn't see him again after that.

Only fight I ever got in, but it was a good one.

 

[Tddawg25]

So I've just finished work & I'm on the train going home. It's 9 o'clock in the evening I'm tired & I just want to read my book. A teenager around 15/16 comes bowling onto the train D&B music blaring on his phone without headphones & parks his carcass opposite me. I look up & this is how the series of events goes

Me 'Mate, can you turn that off or down I really don't want to listen to it'
Teen 'WOT?'
Me 'I said can you turn it down. I'm trying to read.'
Teenager 'Why should I?'
Me 'How about consideration of others? I doubt anyone else wants to listen to it'

Teen looks me up & down makes some 'tst' noise then carrys on bopping to his music

His phone then rings & after listening to him butchering the english language it becomes evident he isn't sure when his stop is but I know the area well enough to know its 2 stops after mine

I go to get up for my stop & just as I'm about to get off the train

Teen 'OI is tis 'emel?'
Me 'Yeah'

Teen then jumps off the train as the doors are closing, realises that he isn't at Hemel Hempstead

Teen 'You f***ing prick this int emel'
Me 'Don't you wish you'd turned your music down? Next train is an hour, enjoy the wait'

I walk off with a torrent of abuse following behind me knowing nothing the little douche could say would top what I'd just done to him. Felt slightly guilty but smug as a bastard for taking the opportunity to exact some small & petty revenge.

So the question to you escapists is, have you ever experienced something like this? Someone acting like a dick to you & you getting your own back in some opportunist manner?

Can't think of a similar story, but you owned the sh*t outta him lol

 

[Ham_authority95]

Clever/cruel trick lol.

No story though, as I haven't gotten the opportunity to be as witty as you

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Anyway my story goes like this:

My brother's roommate always picked on me about my weight,...so one day I decided to get back on that jackass. I made him a cupcake mix in with ex lax and replace the toliet paper with a empty one.

Long story short, he ate it and the shit train came plowing through. He went to the bathroom and scream "I'm going kill you, you bastard!"

The Message?

"Now you spew shit from both ends!"

Subverted by the fact he kick...my ...ass.

 

[Mozared]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

The OP deserves a cookie. I've only had similar stories on the interwebs really, where I've made quite a few people meet Mr. Karma.