Cruel... But you bloody deserved it!
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Yeah i agree... brilliant tale... pity i do not have one. I do not mess with people i dont know. My kitten claws are only suitable if i know im going to be safe.chrisdibs said:
Nice one to the OP! I had some dick pull a 2" rope knife on me cause I "Dissed" him and his mate...Twatted him across the chops with my wallet, was attached to a padlock, which was attached to a meter of decent duty chain.
My trousers pretty much all had massive pockets and I used to it pull the wallet out of them, but only about 3 inches of chain was visible if you looked at me (padlock was a means of attaching it).
He pocketed the knife told me to "calm down" as he was "only messing".
I miss my chain
My trousers pretty much all had massive pockets and I used to it pull the wallet out of them, but only about 3 inches of chain was visible if you looked at me (padlock was a means of attaching it).
He pocketed the knife told me to "calm down" as he was "only messing".
I miss my chain
I don't really have a story, but I had to contribute to the wave of praise the OP has received so far. Seriously, that was just so freaking cool.
you have learned the way of win, grasshopper. some guy next to me in the bus was really anoying me by talking on the phone. normally it would be fine, but he sounded like he was talking to someone 60 yards away. I told him to stop but he didnt. good thing i had something that could could keep stuff like phones from working with me.
You are awesome!!!
I don't have a story that awesome, or any story at all. I'm too cowardly to do something like that.
I don't have a story that awesome, or any story at all. I'm too cowardly to do something like that.
Dude, nice, just nice.
yeah, once. I was walking down the sidewalk, bottle of whiskey in my hand, when This teenager, 15/16 walks right up to me. Looks me square in the eyes, then proceeds to punch me unprovoked. I fall down on the street as he walks away, I am bleeding a little from the nose and mouth. I had just been taking martial arts classes and learned how to incapacitate people without hurting them. Come up to him and say,
"Oi, you gonna apologize?"
Teen" Of course not you douche bag prick face"
We have a stare off for a second, I turn away and so does he. The instant he turns around. BAM! incapacitate him. I put the bottle of whiskey I had into his hands, check his wallet for ID to see where he lives. I pick him up. Carry him to his house. I knock on the door, and the image in their face was priceless.
Mother" O my god!"
Father" what happened?"
Me" Your son walked up to me with a bottle of whiskey in his hands, drunk, and punches me square in the mouth. After a little bit, he fell down incapacitated. I picked him up, checked his wallet to see where he lives, and carried him here."
Mother" well thank you."
I walk away.
A couple weeks later I see that kid again. This time, he stays about ten feet away from me and screams "YOU F****** ASS BAG! IF I EVER GET THE CHANCE I WILL RIP YOUR F****** FACE! YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU EVER AGAIN!"
I smile and walk away, knowing that I had accomplished this fight. By how much He was screaming, I would say he was grounded for half a year. It was priceless.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and when I searched his wallet, I took all his money.
yeah, once. I was walking down the sidewalk, bottle of whiskey in my hand, when This teenager, 15/16 walks right up to me. Looks me square in the eyes, then proceeds to punch me unprovoked. I fall down on the street as he walks away, I am bleeding a little from the nose and mouth. I had just been taking martial arts classes and learned how to incapacitate people without hurting them. Come up to him and say,
"Oi, you gonna apologize?"
Teen" Of course not you douche bag prick face"
We have a stare off for a second, I turn away and so does he. The instant he turns around. BAM! incapacitate him. I put the bottle of whiskey I had into his hands, check his wallet for ID to see where he lives. I pick him up. Carry him to his house. I knock on the door, and the image in their face was priceless.
Mother" O my god!"
Father" what happened?"
Me" Your son walked up to me with a bottle of whiskey in his hands, drunk, and punches me square in the mouth. After a little bit, he fell down incapacitated. I picked him up, checked his wallet to see where he lives, and carried him here."
Mother" well thank you."
I walk away.
A couple weeks later I see that kid again. This time, he stays about ten feet away from me and screams "YOU F****** ASS BAG! IF I EVER GET THE CHANCE I WILL RIP YOUR F****** FACE! YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOU EVER AGAIN!"
I smile and walk away, knowing that I had accomplished this fight. By how much He was screaming, I would say he was grounded for half a year. It was priceless.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and when I searched his wallet, I took all his money.
There is something to say about non-violent solutions that have a greater impact on people. Good job Rancid0ffspring.
I'm amazed you didn't get stabbed, then again he was on his own so I guess he was just in 'abusive but pussy' mode.Rancid0ffspring said:
