you deserve a high five....the only way it couldve been better was if you took the phone and threw it out the window...
Cruel... But you bloody deserved it!
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Awesome, good sir. You should have donned a cape and have it billowing out behind you whilst awesome theme music played as you walked away.
I can't think of anything at the minute, I'm not very good at revenge.
I can't think of anything at the minute, I'm not very good at revenge.
Yeah, I should probably be worried that that's the first thought I came up with after reading your post....Rancid0ffspring said:I was going to say the flaw in that plan would be that he'd then think he'd just missed his stop... then realised if he had got on the next train back the way he'd come he would have been more screwedfactualsquirrel said:
Very nice story
I don't generally go into the areas you'd find pricks (urban centres), so I never really find them
When they find me, though, I usually just try to ignore them, as I cannot summon my witty repotoire when I KNOW the guy I'll use it on won't understand three fourths of whatever I say to him
Why can't I have SMART enemies?
I don't generally go into the areas you'd find pricks (urban centres), so I never really find them
When they find me, though, I usually just try to ignore them, as I cannot summon my witty repotoire when I KNOW the guy I'll use it on won't understand three fourths of whatever I say to him
Why can't I have SMART enemies?
There was a fuckwad who at behind me in math class, and I have a pretty thick head of heair, so he shreds an entire paper and piece by piece puts it in my hair. I eventually notice and flip him off. The teacher than says to get out the homework from last night. I was a pretty big assignment, and fuckwad behind me is bragging that he actually did his homework instead of cheat. So the teacher tells us to pass the paper to the front. So I just decided I would pass his up. I hold onto his, and the day goes on. The next day, Mr. Teacherman confronts fuckwad why he didn't do his homework yesterday. Fuckwad was freaking out. Mr. Teacherman made him go out into the hallway, and I think he got a detention for mouthing off.
The worst I've done is blast the noisiest and most obnoxious music I have in the morning when my roommate was trying to sleep off the night before. I don't do it often, but stumbling home at 3:00 in the morning with your dumbass friends on a Tuesday when I have class in 5 hours does not make me a happy camper so if my sleep gets fucked up then yours does too. It's not much, but it gets the job done.
Would have been much more EPIC if it wasnt your stop and you where able to stand at the door with a wicked grin on your face waving at him pointing at his phone. The look on his face when he would have coped it would have been priceless.
Quite a few times I've been asked by kids to buy them fags, so I say sure, then just walk away with their money. Once they suss out what's happened and they question me, I just say "I'm doing you a favor, smoking's a dirty habit." It's funny as hell.
I used to go to school with someone that would walk up to groups of chavs and shout "BRAP BRAP" and all these words, it normally lasted a minute, then he'd just walk off.
Also, a guy I used to work with had a friend, and when they hit the town they'd always get started on by other groups of guys, so his friend used to just punch himself sqaure in the face, breaking his nose on a few occasions, and he'd just laugh and say "Who's next?" He has some weird nerve problem, can't feel huge bouts of pain or something.
I used to go to school with someone that would walk up to groups of chavs and shout "BRAP BRAP" and all these words, it normally lasted a minute, then he'd just walk off.
Also, a guy I used to work with had a friend, and when they hit the town they'd always get started on by other groups of guys, so his friend used to just punch himself sqaure in the face, breaking his nose on a few occasions, and he'd just laugh and say "Who's next?" He has some weird nerve problem, can't feel huge bouts of pain or something.
Nice, that story is hard to top.
I was waiting for the C-train (transit through my city of Calgary) playing a DS. This prick comes up to me and goes, "hey whatchu playing?" I told him I was playing Kirby, and he goes wow thats gay, why don't you grow up.
I ignored this and kept on playing, were were downtown (there are about 5 train stops downtown and they're all free to ride, but if you're leaving the 'free fare zone' you need a ticket). The guy then asks someone else for money for a ticket, I tell him "we're downtown we don't need tickets" and he said oh yeah!
We were on the stop at the edge of the free Fare zone, so you basically DO need a ticket because the next stop out of there isn't downtown, we both get on and the security guard comes to check tickets. You can guess what happens next.
I was waiting for the C-train (transit through my city of Calgary) playing a DS. This prick comes up to me and goes, "hey whatchu playing?" I told him I was playing Kirby, and he goes wow thats gay, why don't you grow up.
I ignored this and kept on playing, were were downtown (there are about 5 train stops downtown and they're all free to ride, but if you're leaving the 'free fare zone' you need a ticket). The guy then asks someone else for money for a ticket, I tell him "we're downtown we don't need tickets" and he said oh yeah!
We were on the stop at the edge of the free Fare zone, so you basically DO need a ticket because the next stop out of there isn't downtown, we both get on and the security guard comes to check tickets. You can guess what happens next.
Some guy kept insulting my mother and throwing shit at me, so I pretty much smashed his face against a table, threw him on the ground, kicked his face in, and kicked him in the balls and the throat. After that I just went psycho on the guy as he ran, crying, sparta-kicking him out of the class shouting, "COME BACK IF YOU WANT MORE MOTHER FUCKER! *joker laugh*"
Everyone just avoided me after that for about a week and called me cruel. Fucking high-school, eh?
Everyone just avoided me after that for about a week and called me cruel. Fucking high-school, eh?
Yeah, twat deserved it. I get the same thing nearly every week on the bus, some tracksuited cretin sits himself down by me every Tuesday (must go to the same college) and for the entire hours journey he blares out some shitty drum and bass, much to my own hatred.
Haven't had my moment for vengance, but it will come!
Haven't had my moment for vengance, but it will come!