Crush Each Other's Dreams

[TheSentinel]

Granted, but you get AIDS.
Wait, did I do that right?

I wish I was taller than 6', but shorter than 6' 5"

 

[SteakHeart]

Granted, but you are 6 inches 5 millimeters.

I wish I had a pet (non-venemous) snake.

 

[TheSentinel]

Granted, but it is a giant Boa Constrictor, which strangles you in your sleep.

I wish I had a pet otter.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but it has a grudge against you since you're keeping it outside of water.

I wish I could talk to ghosts.

 

[lodo_bear]

Granted. Unfortunately, while you can talk to ghosts, you cannot listen to them, so your power does no one any good.

I wish I had tentacles.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you're still not Chtulhu worthy.

I wish I was Cthulhu worthy.

 

[Lambi]

Granted, but you can't move ever again.

I wish I had an extra hand.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but it is between you legs instead of something else.

I wish i organising a party wasn't so stressful

 

[Lambi]

Granted, but you can only organize a party for kids high on sugar.

I wish I ran an asylum.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted you run Arkham Asylum so you are constantly in fear of the inmates

I wish people would stop repeating wishes

 

[Captainguy42]

Granted the thread gets locked.

I wish wish I could rule a colony on mars.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but there isn't enough oxygen in the air and your head implodes.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but it only lasts a week.

I wish for world domination.

 

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[Vimbert]

Granted, but it's defective and causes your motherboard to short-circuit.

I wish I had the patience to sit through all the MGS games.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you die as soon you finish them all.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but they replace your arms and unable to put food into your mouth you starve to death.

I wish I was married to a sexy alien woman.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but she bites your head off in bed.

I wish I could run faster.

 

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