Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted
you awake to find yourself in a collar and a tail

I wish I could walk on water

 

[Ringatoa]

Granted, you go blind a second afterwards

I wish I could ride a dragon

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted

but only in high altitudes that you can't breath or survive in

I wish I could moonwalk

 

[Ringatoa]

Granted, you walk on the moon without a helmet and die

I wish I could fire a hadouken

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted it's the macerana

I wish I could make fires at will

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted now they suck

I wish I knew what the hell that post came from

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, it came from the evil demon about to eat your soul.

I wish I was invited to really cool famous people sex and drugs parties.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted, you overdose and die from super aids on your first hit and screw with the least pretty and famous person there

I wish I could say

"EHHHHHHH" like the Faunze

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted but now everything is supercapitalist

[sup]I would be okay with only saying it when I can hear it[/sup]

I wish I had mind bullet powers

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but they pierce your skull.

I wish I could complete my mission and kill all of humanity.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted but to do so had to watch enough Miley Cyrus related things to kill you

I wish I could find love

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it breaks your heart because they make it much worse then any other movie ever before and ruins your love of the first ones.

I wish that the T-rex had in fact OWNED that Spinosaurus in JP3.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted but it in turn gets owned by a dog

I wish I could watch "the rocky horror picture show' again

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, your eyes explode.

I wish my house was built on a mindfield.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Granted
a swarm of evil eagles come and tear you apart limb from limb

I wish I could take a look at a pool of lava