Crush Each Other's Dreams

[CounterAttack]

Granted, you're now a vegetarian.

I wish I had better stamina so I can practice my jive routine without getting exhausted.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, now you can pratice your dive routine without getting exhausted.

I wish I had a clue.

 

[Gigathrash]

Granted! But it's Blue's.

I wish for peace and harmony and a new motorbike.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but in the midst of the peace I come along and murder everyone then steal your motor bike.

I wish I was dating a beautiful and sweet but troubled lass who has had serious issues in her past and just needed someone to love her.

 

[NeoAC]

Granted but you crash the motorbike, meaning you can;t enjoy the peace and harmony.

I wish I could be funny.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you're only funny in your stand-up routine, which no-one listens to.

I wish for a sandvich with extra cheese.

 

[NeoAC]

Granted, but it's Heavy Weapons Guy's so he shoots you with his heavy weapon.

I wish Rev didn't taste like antifreeze.

 

[Gigathrash]

Granted but you have to eat it anyway.

I wish for the love of the masses.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's the kind of love in a porno.

I wish for an endless supply of blueberry muffins.

 

[NeoAC]

Granted but they include bran, so you'll be in the washroom a lot.

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you forget all other languages and the Japanese all convert to English.

I wish I had a tank.

 

[NeoAC]

Granted, you now have a fish tank.

I wish I knew if we were doing the actual game in this thread or another one that I remember...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you will now never remember that other thread.

I wish I didn't need to go to the bathroom right now.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, you have constipation.

I wish I found true love with a beautiful and deep down emotionally sweet girl who has had a tragic past and a lot of misery befall her and as a result despite her toughness, just needs someone to show that they care.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but she discovers she's actually a lesbian before you get anywhere with her.

I wish to not be so tired.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, can you say... INSOMNIA??

I wish I was the world's greatest movie maker.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you make French conceptual films that nobody goes to watch.

I wish I didn't have that constipation anymore.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted.... explosive Diarehea for you.

I wish Mass Effect 3 was out already.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they went the route of Halo Wars and made a RTS instead of a RPG.

I wish that Unreal Tournament 3 didn't feel like a kick in the nuts compared to the original and 2004.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, it now feels more like a 'rip open your stomach walls and disentangle your intenstines and prep them for storage while cheerfully singing Repo the Genetic Opera style' compared to the other two.

I wish I could have a sexual encounter with one of those hot alien babes from Pandora.