Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but each person you peform miracles for dies horribly within a week.

I wish I was one of the cool kids back in high school.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but by cool you mean frozen.

I wish I had political power.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you're now the leader of an extremist fringe party that will never gain real power.

I wish I was the bearer of the Necronomicon.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now your the bear of the Necronomicon.

I wish for ownership of the internet.

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted, but do you really want to own the internet?

I wish that life had checkpoints like in video games.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but they are corrupted save points.

I wish that my pen was not out of ink.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, put now it has no point.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you can only use one per post. (cwutididthar)

I wish you cwutididthar.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but now I'm going to kill you for butchering the English Language.

I wish I had a leprechaun.

 

[Scde2]

Granted...

Spoiler: here you go

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it only takes you back 5 minutes and only works once.

I wish for Duke Nukem Forever and Starcraft: Ghost.

 

[Scde2]

Not even I can grant those wishes.

I am happy without a wish.

 

[dalek sec]

But soon you wish you had a wish to ask for.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend.

 

[Jemappelle]

Granted, but she is on fire.

I wish I had aibohphobia.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now you have all phobias

I wish I had a great superpower.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're a tosser and ignore you. You die a lonely, lonely man.

I wish I had something better to do right now.

 

[Scde2]

Not granted...nothing is better than what we are doing here.

I wish for lots of money.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's in an old currency that you can't convert over anymore.

I wish to play games for a living.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you have to play games to live...So basically games are lifesupport.

I wish there was clean unpolluted water in a cup in front of me.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you're now allergic to water.

I wish vampires were real.