Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Scde2]

Granted, now the Twilight movie is real...Thanks alot!

I wish that I was not allergic to anything.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but now everything is allergic to you.

I wish I was perfect.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now you are a girl.

I wish I understood myself.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but now you hate yourself so much you're going to lobotomise yourself.

I wish people understood me.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, they kill you out of fear.

I wish I understood society.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but now you're paranoid and think they're all against you.

I wish for $10.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you are taxed 100% of it.

I wish I could become president of the US.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they change to a Monarchy and install a king above you.

I wish I was the greatest game player in the world.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, nobody plays videogames anymore.

I wish I became the King of the US.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they become an Empire and have an Emperor in charge.

I wish for a bucket of KFC chicken.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now you have to live in Kentucky.

I wish I became Emperor of the US with no other being more powerful than me.

 

[Hussmann54]

Granted, but a revolt is in progress and they are beheading leaders like the french fucking revolution. Oh and Canada and Mexico have annexed all of the US except Jersey which is all you have now.

I wish I could fly

 

[Scde2]

You fly to high...and suffocate due to lack of air.

I wish I could control natural disasters.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you have complete control over Rosie O?Donnell

I wish for a doggy

 

[Scde2]

Granted,

Spoiler: Cute little thing ain't he?

I wish for a kitty. (NOT Hello Kitty)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Spoiler: It totally isn't

Now that I have my doggy I wish he could fly.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is blown out of the sky.

I wish that everyone becomes a hippy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

But man they already like are. Totally.

I wish for more brownies.

 

[Scde2]

Granted...But they are the "special" brownies.

I wish for a cure for my emo-ism.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here eat one of these brownies.

I wish to stop seeing all these words.