Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Dr.Susse]

Now I?m immortal (I gotta go see Vrex and tell him)

I wish for a cup just a cup.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is a little tiny cup that only holds a drop.

I wish for my own habitable planet.

 

[Tharwen]

Granted but the atmosphere is solid so you can't get onto it.

I wish for a pizza. I'm really hungry.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The pizza is made from people. PEOPLE!
[small]This has happend before.[/small]

I wish for human free pizza.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is still made from people, but it's free.

I wish for emotional stability.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you now have the personality of a brick.

I wish for a jam donut.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, the donut is jammed and will not work.

I wish I had the love of my life.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they die five minutes after you meet them.

I wish for a genie.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but the three wishes have to be as follows: A pie, a third nipple, and a copy of the Sims 2.

I wish for kindness.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but people become too kind and keep you up at all times of day telling you inspirational stories.

I wish to be awesome.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, the term awesome is redefined to make you awesome.

I wish for a simple emo corner.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but even it shuns you.

I wish for a new iPhone.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, It's now a uPhone and thus belongs to me.

I wish you understood me.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but your sanity scares me and I run away screaming.

I wish for a bucket of acid.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, now you have a bucket of LSD and must use all of it together.

I wish for good poetry.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's not written by you.

I wish for Unreal Tournament 3 to not suck.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it blows.

I wish for emo power.

 

[Broken Orange]

Your wish is my command, but you wouldn't understand it because it is so complex

I wish that Disney Channel wasn't crappy.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, it's shitty now.

I wish The Arbiter would get his own, critically acclaimed, game.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but he dies at the end.

I wish for a good videogame that is based upon my life.