Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but he's a zombie and is trying to eat your brains.

I wish for James Bond's women.

 

[Scde2]

Granted,

Spoiler: You get Mayday

I wish that the Bond franchise wasn't halted.

 

[Tharwen]

Granted, but you only get the ones from the first 12 films, and they're all the same age as the actresses who play them are now.

I wish for a kite.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but they make a bunch of sequels to Moonraker. With the original cast.

I wish that Sean Connery would punch you in the face for making his submarine disappear a few minutes ago.

Granted, but the kite flies into your eyes and forever blinds you.

I wish you weren't such a ninja!

 

[Scde2]

Granted, he is now more lika a pirate.

I wish I don't need to sleep.

 

[not_the_dm]

Granted, you go mad due to sleep deprivation. Wait, hang on a minute...

I wish I knew where I was going with my comments

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but your banned now

I wish I was music

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is sung by Justin Bieber.

I wish for a cure.

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but you have a worse disease now

I wish for war!

 

[Kud]

Granted, but all the guns shoot flowers.

I wish I could stop thinking about that scene from Hellsing...

 

[Scde2]

Granted, you think of another scene from Hellsing.

I wish for a dish.

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but its made of razors.

I wish for a cookie!

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is a bacon cookie.

I wish that I did not hate bacon.

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but your jewish now!

I wish for peace!

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Granted, but the economy collapses due to no need for firearms.

I wish I could play TF2.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. BUT YOU CAN ONLY PLAY AS THE MEDIC!

I wish for a faster computer.