Cthulthu is trying to kill you.
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I would try and fight his hordes of demons, through mild hallucinations, heavy breathing, painkillers, blurred vision, and medical supplies (cookie if you get my reference).Fniff said:
As noob as this will sound, can somebody please tell me what Cthulthu is? I hear the name freakin left and right on this forum, and I have no idea what it means.
This thread is a joke, by the time your mind can comprehend that Cthulhu is focusing on you as an individual, you would have been driven insane.
It's only a matter of time before you begin to carve out your own eyes, and allow the holes to become portals for the dead, while you're still living body begins to procreate with the Deep Ones in an effort to raise an army. Your brain would, by this time, be served as some form of a non-edible dish, consumed by the though patterns of the monstrous beast before you. By the time your body has been finished being ravaged, roughly a millennia, your shriveled carcass, resembling paper, will become one of the countless banners flown on the ash pile that remains of your planet.
Cthulhu cannot be stopped or killed, as both of those are things that only apply to our universe. Death is not something Cthulhu would be affected by, as is "stopping". Cthulhu's will is law.
Cthulhu is said to be the end of the world, he sleeps eternally, and will eventually wake up to consume Earth, and possibly the galaxy. But that's okay, because it's established that he will only wake up once humanity has been exterminated by a god whose name I forget.
Lovecraft is a cool writer, but kids throw around the word "Cthulhu" and get my hopes up that they actually know Lovecraft. I've never meant anyone else who actually kept up with his work that ISN'T about the Cthulhu Mythos
It's only a matter of time before you begin to carve out your own eyes, and allow the holes to become portals for the dead, while you're still living body begins to procreate with the Deep Ones in an effort to raise an army. Your brain would, by this time, be served as some form of a non-edible dish, consumed by the though patterns of the monstrous beast before you. By the time your body has been finished being ravaged, roughly a millennia, your shriveled carcass, resembling paper, will become one of the countless banners flown on the ash pile that remains of your planet.
Cthulhu cannot be stopped or killed, as both of those are things that only apply to our universe. Death is not something Cthulhu would be affected by, as is "stopping". Cthulhu's will is law.
Cthulhu is one of the gods from the Cthulhu Mythos "series" by HP Lovecraft. Cthulhu is actually nothing compared to the other gods, he's simply the only Earth based one. He is unaffected by natural laws, and people who even look at places he lives in are driven mad. Cthulhu is the god of the Deep Ones, but he's actually only a priest of the Old Ones, who are the REAL capable gods.TheGreatCoolEnergy said:
Cthulhu is said to be the end of the world, he sleeps eternally, and will eventually wake up to consume Earth, and possibly the galaxy. But that's okay, because it's established that he will only wake up once humanity has been exterminated by a god whose name I forget.
Lovecraft is a cool writer, but kids throw around the word "Cthulhu" and get my hopes up that they actually know Lovecraft. I've never meant anyone else who actually kept up with his work that ISN'T about the Cthulhu Mythos
Well, they are right there when he wakes.darksusano said:
On topic, though, this is very nostalgic.
I miss Cthulhu.
...dtthelegend said:
...Um
That was...
That was a pure mindfuck. I think that would drive even the Great Cthulhu mad. I'm amazed I have any sanity left inULGH!!!
Narwhals! Narwhals!
Swimming in the ocean!
Causing a commotion!
Coz they are so awesome!
Narwhals! Narwhals!
Swimming in the ocean!
Pretty big and pretty white!
They beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like an underwater unicorn!
They've got a kick-ass facial-horn!
They're the Jedi of the sea!
They stop Cthulhu eating ye!
Unless you're more powerful than Cthulhu. Then he will have to get ass-raped-with-rusty-damnation.Gormourn said:
You know what. I'd give it the finger, and try to headbutt it, while screaming indecipherable slurs. Fuck it, I'm dead anyway, might as well go out the way I lived: as a Scotsman.