D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!

[Warforger]

.....According to this insane Christian

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/fantasy-games

"At STR we found that of the 12 teenagers who were filmed in this show playing ?D&D? 5 have since murdered people and are serving indefinite sentences, 3 are addicted to marihuana and are living as junkies on the streets, another 3 have have sex-change operations and only 1 (who repented and became a Christian) managed to find work and successfully complete high school. Just because this televised program is from 1985 doesn?t mean it?s not completely pertinent today: all the same terrible scenarios mentioned in this program are happening across America right now. If you or your loved ones play Dungeons & dragons do the right thing, just stop participating and burn all your ?monster manuals?. Better yet, next time your friends want to play ?D&D? show-up but bring the only ?manual? they?ll ever need to read: the Bible!"

This site is so hilarious to me, its full of racist, ignorant and outrageous statements about well anything, it even disses Linux.

 

[lacktheknack]

Eh, as a Christian, I keep clear of such nutjobs.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Oh yes it's always the Christians who think this way right? Bite me. Also she is crazy.

 

[Vigilantis]

For the life of me I couldnt think of a person who does play D&D ... haha but none the less no thanks sounds like too much work to save the souls of others. Call me a lazy Christian ^_^

 

[Terminate421]

As a catholic, I don't care. Also, if she says that, Mcdonalds might as well be satanic.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I guess they weren't Tom Hanks fans.
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For the most part I ignore these nutjobs...though it is a little disturbing when I find one of my World Of Darkness game books with a small entry saying that it ISN'T satanism or advocates the dark arts. Thats just a little sad.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Yes it's true,two years into playing D&D and the only reason I go to church anymore is for virgin sacrifices and finding new young cultist.

 

[thiosk]

Dungeons and Dragons makes me smoke MARIHUANA. HUANA. WITH AN H. I AM SO SATANIC

 

[Josh Diaz]

ive been playing d and d for 12 years and not once have i ever wanted to do any of the afformentioned

 

[Josh Diaz]

really you too i thought i was the only one

 

[Cormitt]

Yes it's true,two years into playing D&D and the only reason I go to church anymore is for virgin sacrifices and finding new young cultist.

I never thought of going to church for the virgins. Damn 30 years of D&D, Satanic worship and ritual murders down the drain. I feel like I've wasted my life.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Dude, it's a joke site (probably). On their "God's Hit-List" they included Linux users as a group god hated.

I really hope it's a joke though. Some of the stuff on the Gods Hit-List... They were saying things like "Died of cancer, God won!". If that's trolling, it seems too far...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

ive been playing d and d for 12 years and not once have i ever wanted to do any of the afformentioned

Then your doing it wrong.

 

[BorisFriend]

I'm not sure these people realise that most of those hour long "news programms" actually sensationalise their content. A LOT. You don't have to be studying media for years to know this

Also, why would they have so little faith in their own parenting that they think a simple board game would turn their children into mass murderers and drug addicts?

There is absolutely no scientific evidence to support the theory that playing D&D directly results in the player becoming either a murderer, addicted to drugs or result in an attraction to sex changes

 

[Gavmando]

Wow. Check this quote out:

"Friends,
Normally we Christians concern ourselves with matters of importance: Prayer, country and honing our shooting skills."

Cause nothing says Christianity like shooting a gun! Come on Pope, gear up and lets go shoot us some heathens!
...Although they probably think the pope is evil or something. I didnt read that far into the site.

 

[ShatterPalm]

As a catholic who DMs, I say we find this guy, rapid fire his ass off at point blank range with my elvish Triple Stringed Long Bow, then feed him to Tiamat.

 

[DaJoW]

Sounds like my mom (apart from the Bible parts). A comment on a different page states the site used to have a disclaimer stating it's satire though.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I guess they weren't Tom Hanks fans.
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For the most part I ignore these nutjobs...though it is a little disturbing when I find one of my World Of Darkness game books with a small entry saying that it ISN'T satanism or advocates the dark arts. Thats just a little sad.

Yeah... its a bit like those idiotic stickers in a lot of biology textbooks that claim that "the theory of evolution is a THEORY and should be critically considered".

I rather like John Oliver's comment about this kind of bullshit...
"Granted, at the first, second, third, and hell... even at the 40th glance, it seems idiotic. But give it that 41st glance, just give it that much... and its genius. Because if they can put a note like that in every biology textbook, then we can also put a note in every copy of the Bible, the Torah, the Koran, and so on saying 'A lot of people believe in this, but it could be complete tosh'..."