D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!
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Tak, pozdrowiæ Lucyfera, dla nie jeste? lochów i odtwarzacz smoki?
But on topic, this has been happening for years, because anything with a slight demonic tone is evil.
But on topic, this has been happening for years, because anything with a slight demonic tone is evil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxDfuuWyCww
Pretty much this. D&D is harmless. You may as well persecute children for pretending to be Superman or Batman.
You really just sit there and have to laugh at the people that say or do things like this; the infamous Jack Chick anti D&D comic (referenced in the video I linked) is honestly so ridiculous that the first time I ever read it, I honestly...no joke...assumed it was a joke. It wasn't until I got to the last 3 panels that I realized that holy crap HE'S SERIOUS.
And then, much lulz were had. Much.
Pretty much this. D&D is harmless. You may as well persecute children for pretending to be Superman or Batman.
You really just sit there and have to laugh at the people that say or do things like this; the infamous Jack Chick anti D&D comic (referenced in the video I linked) is honestly so ridiculous that the first time I ever read it, I honestly...no joke...assumed it was a joke. It wasn't until I got to the last 3 panels that I realized that holy crap HE'S SERIOUS.
And then, much lulz were had. Much.
Ow. Ow. Someone please get me some eye bleach. I've played Dungeons and dragons for a good decade now, and none of that applies. The fact that someone truly believes that is so beyond my scope of comprehension that i'm losing IQ points just trying to think about it.
And the fact that they think they can base that on a biased 60 minutes episode from 1985?... Just makes that entire article all the more painful to read. This is the reason i can't be a Republican, stupid stuff like this.
Quick edit: Not to say i hate republicans, just some of them are so far out there that it's almost laughable.
And the fact that they think they can base that on a biased 60 minutes episode from 1985?... Just makes that entire article all the more painful to read. This is the reason i can't be a Republican, stupid stuff like this.
Quick edit: Not to say i hate republicans, just some of them are so far out there that it's almost laughable.
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Actually if my memory of History, Religion and Mythology is as sharp as it used to be I think Odin and by extension Thor were meant to be the stand-ins for God and Jesus when the Northen Eurpoe was trying to be converted to Christianity. Don't hold this to me though just yet. I must consult my scrolls. Quick someone pass me my Rod of Illumination!Mr.France said:
So I play a warlock that has made pacts with demons of the underworld. And by "play" I mean "am", since I am a warlock and have learned how to summon demons from DnD. Baby blood still gives me a tummy ache...
I took a moment and viewed that site. There's no way it's real. It has to be a joke site. Seriously, just check out God's hit list. Though I am offended that a lot of the great bands I like aren't on that list!
Honestly, it's a fake. Because the alternative is just too frightening.
Honestly, it's a fake. Because the alternative is just too frightening.
yes because spending three hours yelling at your friends because they won't leave the tavern, having to deal with your unconscious party member because your buddy decided he was a ninja and broke fell through the room of a house (by the way, the door was unlocked too) and finally pulling together long enough to get your group in order and slay a dragon with an army of zombies is the tool of the devil. it's harmless fun and YOU create the world, No one else tells you how to adventure, are stats evil or something? oh wait, I forgot people like this believe math is the gateway to science and logic and insane people can't have that.
(these were all based on actual D&D games I played with my friends)
(these were all based on actual D&D games I played with my friends)
Eh?Quantum Roberts said:
The nordic gods were pre-christianity, although the christians did try and explain some of them as allegories for their "true religion".
Having...Balder I think it was, as an allegory for Jebus made it easier for the scandinavians to accept christianity, as most of them were pretty open about religion in the first place.
Is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw their name was STR was 'Hmmm, wonder what Strength they are? Usually Freedom checks are pretty harsh'
My DnD games usually degrade into some pretty horrible situations (leading bloody revolutions against the Nobility and the established Church) but it's all in good fun. Fundies have been complaining about Dungeons for decades now. If we all ignore maybe they'll stop trying to be such killjoys.
My DnD games usually degrade into some pretty horrible situations (leading bloody revolutions against the Nobility and the established Church) but it's all in good fun. Fundies have been complaining about Dungeons for decades now. If we all ignore maybe they'll stop trying to be such killjoys.
People I play DnD with: Insurance Clerk, School teacher, proofreader, culinary student, stockboy, janitor, graphic designer, stay-at-home parent, engineer
Use of alcohol: High
Use of MJ: One, rarely.
Sum of Murders: 0
Sum of Jail time: 0
Sex Change Operations: 0
Christians: 2
Repented Christians: 0
High School Completion: 100%
Employment: (not counting stay-at-home parent) 100%
Cheezus CHROIST! 25 years playing DnD, and still waiting for the "hidden dark arts" of ACTUAL MAGIC, ORGIES, AND DEMONIC SUMMONING! How many goddamn Player's Handbooks do I have to buy?
Use of alcohol: High
Use of MJ: One, rarely.
Sum of Murders: 0
Sum of Jail time: 0
Sex Change Operations: 0
Christians: 2
Repented Christians: 0
High School Completion: 100%
Employment: (not counting stay-at-home parent) 100%
Cheezus CHROIST! 25 years playing DnD, and still waiting for the "hidden dark arts" of ACTUAL MAGIC, ORGIES, AND DEMONIC SUMMONING! How many goddamn Player's Handbooks do I have to buy?
Well technically Odin would an allegory as well considering the story of how he gained the wisdom of the runes and shared them with others. He was impaled, "cruxified" on the World tree for nine days, died and then ressurected.Turing said:
Its all quite facinating really!
