You would have to contact WotC directly and buy the deluxe special edition box set. Damn money grubbers.Thurston said:
D&D IS SATANIC AND WILL MAKE YOU A DRUG ADDICTED SEX CHANGE SEEKING MURDER!!!!!!!
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i have been playing dnd for a few years now and i feel no desire for a sex change, nor do i wish to kill people.
Joke site. If 'addicted to marijuana and living on the streets' wasn't enough of a tipoff for you, I don't know what will be. XD
This one is betterAhlycks said:
OT: Sadly nutjobs like this one are bound to keep spouting their nonsense for the foreseeable future, best thing is to simply stay as far away as possible.
Not even an original site name this time. Come on nutjobs, be at least in the pretense of originality for once!
..And now if you will excuse me, I have an orgy of virgins to sacrifice on my goat altar downstairs. I was an hour late last time, Baal was not pleased, to say the least.
..And now if you will excuse me, I have an orgy of virgins to sacrifice on my goat altar downstairs. I was an hour late last time, Baal was not pleased, to say the least.
are you positive...you could be hallucinating and thinking your a good person but really your a psyco pot smoking, meth dealing to children under the age of 3, rapest,.....umm OH Axe murder, who sold his own mother to asian slavers to get his fix on pot and or D&D....are you sure its not that...but if its not...i give you a cookie sir and salute you...you are one of the ...well idk 8million? (idk how many people play D&D) who have braved it and survived....wish i did tho...always wanted to play but...well i dont know ANYONE who plays or anything like that..lolJosh Diaz said:
I regularly play D&D, and I don't smoke, do drugs or drink to excess. I'm a good student, am able to hold a job, can function in society, and still consider myself to be a good (if a bit apathetic) Christian (basically, you don't bother me with your views, and I won't bother you with mine). Always remember the first rule of science: Correlation IS NOT causation.
Also, I took a look at the "God's Hitlist" section. The Chronicles of Narnia is on there. Seriously! C.S. Lewis was Christian, so the author has no idea what the hell she is talking about.
Also, I took a look at the "God's Hitlist" section. The Chronicles of Narnia is on there. Seriously! C.S. Lewis was Christian, so the author has no idea what the hell she is talking about.
Yep. Just like according to [link src="http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/"]Christwire[/link], if you go to the gym and don't have an interest in sports then you are obviously having gay sex in the showers.
Right-wing nutjobs.
Right-wing nutjobs.
If I could do one thing to make the user base of the Escapist better, I would get people to stop immediately assuming that obvious parody sites are run by actual Christian fundamentalists. Even the fundies aren't that crazy, so quit doing it. This is at least the second time in the last month that somebody has done this.
[sub]Jack Chick, on the other hand, is completely serious. However, he's a messed up in the head old man, and I tend to find his stuff hilarious, rather than frightening.[/sub]
Edit: There is some irony in the fact that I walked in the door with a sealed copy of the Dragonlance movie, which I found in a convenience store for $3 tonight, and came in to this discussion. And no, I'm not misusing irony -- I'm a practicing Christian, who bought a D&D product, and came in to find a thread about "Christian" anti-D&D propaganda. I'm like the guy eating KFC at the PETA rally.
[sub]Jack Chick, on the other hand, is completely serious. However, he's a messed up in the head old man, and I tend to find his stuff hilarious, rather than frightening.[/sub]
Edit: There is some irony in the fact that I walked in the door with a sealed copy of the Dragonlance movie, which I found in a convenience store for $3 tonight, and came in to this discussion. And no, I'm not misusing irony -- I'm a practicing Christian, who bought a D&D product, and came in to find a thread about "Christian" anti-D&D propaganda. I'm like the guy eating KFC at the PETA rally.
She wants Al Gore dead! AL GORE!!! The only sane person born in America in the past century!Saltyk said:
EDIT: I kept reading... *sigh*... who else does God hate you ask? Animal Rights People, Environmentalists, Vegetarians/Vegans, ?Global Warming/Cooling? Believers, Linux users, Germans, Government school teachers, The anti-smoking lobby, College Professors, Poets, Hybrid Cars, she also hates "All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture" and the Chronicles of Narnia, a children's story written to emulate Bible stories... so yes this shit is made up, or she needs to be sectioned.
*yawn* didn't we already do this crap in the 80's? I thought everyone had moved from D&D to video games as the next tool of choice for the dark one to corrupt our youth.
Always the crazy ones, IMO, it is kinda embarrassing to have them in our ranks, like having a nerd who claims to like football to fit in, they just ruin the point of the religion by interpreting things their own way and back it up with an offhand, out of context, quote of the Bible.S-Unleashed said:
It's very simple.
They. Do. Not. Get. It.
When did it become 1982 again? That must be a really lame christian to care about dungeons & dragons because nobody else does.