Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[FalloutJack]

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

Oh, you dare? You dare ask ME, the great FalloutJack, villain of villains, to give you proof of doom machine failure?!

Hah hah...! AH HA HA HA HAAA!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!


MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

Oh, you dare? You dare ask ME, the great FalloutJack, villain of villains, to give you proof of doom machine failure?!

Hah hah...! AH HA HA HA HAAA!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!


MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!

Pfft, Strangelove was a hack.

I graduated first in my class at the Doomsday Academy.

I learned to create machinations of torment that not even your nightmares could show you.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Why would I complain? I just got the MGS HD Collection.

I am a happy camper, yes siree!

I got that ages ago

MGS2 has aged like shit, MGS3 is still the best in the series and Peacewalker looks brilliant for a PSP title.

I've only played through MGS3 as of yet, and it looks fucking sexy as hell in HD.

How has MGS2 aged? Graphics, gameplay, or both? If it's gameplay than I'm sure I can swing it since I'm able to get through the first MGS with no real trouble... Except ofcourse for the snowfield battle with Sniper Wolf, and the fistfight with Liquid. [sub]Fuck those guys![/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why would I complain? I just got the MGS HD Collection.

I am a happy camper, yes siree!

I got that ages ago

MGS2 has aged like shit, MGS3 is still the best in the series and Peacewalker looks brilliant for a PSP title.

I've only played through MGS3 as of yet, and it looks fucking sexy as hell in HD.

How has MGS2 aged? Graphics, gameplay, or both? If it's gameplay than I'm sure I can swing it since I'm able to get through the first MGS with no real trouble... Except ofcourse for the snowfield battle with Sniper Wolf, and the fistfight with Liquid. [sub]Fuck those guys![/sub]

MGS3 is definately the best looking of the three.

MGS2 still looks pretty good, but the facial animations are terrible, nobody looks sad, or angry, or happy. The gameplay is a bit of a step backwards too. Your footsteps don't make any noise, so you can run all you want, strangling all the bitches. You also can't control the camera, which is a real pain in the arse sometimes.

It's still worth playing, but that's why I played it before moving onto the other two games, simply because, for me anyway, it was a chore to play through (I played it like 7,000 times when it was first released, so I wasn't really that bothered about it. I wanted MGS3 and Peacewalker).

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why are people so illiterate?

Why do people value stupidity.

Why are the vast majority of people idiots?

Is the answer: because they failed to bow to my ultimate authority, so as revenge I have been firing stupid rays from my patended Thick-O-Riser 9000[sup]TM[/sup] from my Doom Fortress on the moon?

I'll just say this.

In my school common room we started the year of 2010 with a Nintendo 64, a 2 PS2's, over 25 games, 2 televisions, a guitar and many chairs and televisions among other things.

In that time both TVs were taken away and every game except 3 out of my 4 N64 games were broken, I took the N64 away so it would survive.

Tables were broken, a window was put out and I was covered in glass when they played football indoors despite my repeated complaints that things would break.

Remotes were destroyed, the PS2's and about 4 controllers were broken into many pieces. The freeview box was dismantled and destroyed.

The guitar was smashed to pieces and stuffed into a fridge, a bookshelf was destroyed and stuffed into the fridge.

They also microwaved an apple and threw it into a wall so it exploded and they put about 6 large holes into the wall.

They also broke the handle off the door and have broken about 3 cathode lights.

During all this they see me as an asshole when I bring it up or just laugh at anyone who objects to this then flee when they break things like a window.

About 4/5 of the people in the room of about 20-30 people act like this, do you now understand why I have them so?

Ah, that explains it.

Kids are stupid. Really stupid.

For every sensible child who thinks about the consequences of their actions, there are eleventy million little shites running around trashing the place.

 

[FalloutJack]

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

Oh, you dare? You dare ask ME, the great FalloutJack, villain of villains, to give you proof of doom machine failure?!

Hah hah...! AH HA HA HA HAAA!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!


MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!

Pfft, Strangelove was a hack.

I graduated first in my class at the Doomsday Academy.

I learned to create machinations of torment that not even your nightmares could show you.

Bah, you kids and your little doom machine toys... I've got a vault full of 'em marked "Big Trouble" out back, probably mixing together like the things in Spike Spiegel's fridge (you know the one). You upstart new-gen mad scientists think you're so hot when you've cranked out a few inventions, but I know things that can turn you not white, but freakin' YELLOW and then TRANSPARENT! I'll never understand these people thinking they can handle the world with a monster and a ray gun (VERY OBVIOUSLY ON-TOPIC HERE), when they can be wiped out with a grenade launcher. A GRENADE LAUNCHER! How droll... Here I am, brain the size of a planet, with my evil empire and my minions of darkness and INDEED the doomsday devices... What kind of fella thinks they can undercut my madness when I celebrate the macabre and abominable? I SING THE BODY HORRIFIC! BWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

*Rant continues on for hours*

...and great piles of human giblets were EVERYWHERE!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

Oh, you dare? You dare ask ME, the great FalloutJack, villain of villains, to give you proof of doom machine failure?!

Hah hah...! AH HA HA HA HAAA!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!


MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!

Pfft, Strangelove was a hack.

I graduated first in my class at the Doomsday Academy.

I learned to create machinations of torment that not even your nightmares could show you.

Bah, you kids and your little doom machine toys... I've got a vault full of 'em marked "Big Trouble" out back, probably mixing together like the things in Spike Spiegel's fridge (you know the one). You upstart new-gen mad scientists think you're so hot when you've cranked out a few inventions, but I know things that can turn you not white, but freakin' YELLOW and then TRANSPARENT! I'll never understand these people thinking they can handle the world with a monster and a ray gun (VERY OBVIOUSLY ON-TOPIC HERE), when they can be wiped out with a grenade launcher. A GRENADE LAUNCHER! How droll... Here I am, brain the size of a planet, with my evil empire and my minions of darkness and INDEED the doomsday devices... What kind of fella thinks they can undercut my madness when I celebrate the macabre and abominable? I SING THE BODY HORRIFIC! BWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

*Rant continues on for hours*

...and great piles of human giblets were EVERYWHERE!

The last two panels of this comic apply to you.

Yeah...

So like, take that.

 

[Brandon237]

"Vent my spleen"? Ewww...

OT: Some people think they can solve everything with technology, as if an automated mad scientist doohickey could solve the world's problems...

I snark, therefore I am.

That quote could only be better if that was Brotherhood power-armour as opposed to the enclave variety in your profile picture, yet still close enough

And on that very note: Fallout New Vegas is boring once you have 30K caps, remnants power armour, a plasma caster and gauss rifle as well as enough ammo to shoot them all weekend. <first-world problems>

 

[FalloutJack]

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

Oh, you dare? You dare ask ME, the great FalloutJack, villain of villains, to give you proof of doom machine failure?!

Hah hah...! AH HA HA HA HAAA!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!


MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!

Pfft, Strangelove was a hack.

I graduated first in my class at the Doomsday Academy.

I learned to create machinations of torment that not even your nightmares could show you.

Bah, you kids and your little doom machine toys... I've got a vault full of 'em marked "Big Trouble" out back, probably mixing together like the things in Spike Spiegel's fridge (you know the one). You upstart new-gen mad scientists think you're so hot when you've cranked out a few inventions, but I know things that can turn you not white, but freakin' YELLOW and then TRANSPARENT! I'll never understand these people thinking they can handle the world with a monster and a ray gun (VERY OBVIOUSLY ON-TOPIC HERE), when they can be wiped out with a grenade launcher. A GRENADE LAUNCHER! How droll... Here I am, brain the size of a planet, with my evil empire and my minions of darkness and INDEED the doomsday devices... What kind of fella thinks they can undercut my madness when I celebrate the macabre and abominable? I SING THE BODY HORRIFIC! BWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

*Rant continues on for hours*

...and great piles of human giblets were EVERYWHERE!

The last two panels of this comic apply to you.

Yeah...

So like, take that.

...were you saying something? I think your machine broke.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

Oh, you dare? You dare ask ME, the great FalloutJack, villain of villains, to give you proof of doom machine failure?!

Hah hah...! AH HA HA HA HAAA!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!


MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!

Pfft, Strangelove was a hack.

I graduated first in my class at the Doomsday Academy.

I learned to create machinations of torment that not even your nightmares could show you.

Bah, you kids and your little doom machine toys... I've got a vault full of 'em marked "Big Trouble" out back, probably mixing together like the things in Spike Spiegel's fridge (you know the one). You upstart new-gen mad scientists think you're so hot when you've cranked out a few inventions, but I know things that can turn you not white, but freakin' YELLOW and then TRANSPARENT! I'll never understand these people thinking they can handle the world with a monster and a ray gun (VERY OBVIOUSLY ON-TOPIC HERE), when they can be wiped out with a grenade launcher. A GRENADE LAUNCHER! How droll... Here I am, brain the size of a planet, with my evil empire and my minions of darkness and INDEED the doomsday devices... What kind of fella thinks they can undercut my madness when I celebrate the macabre and abominable? I SING THE BODY HORRIFIC! BWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

*Rant continues on for hours*

...and great piles of human giblets were EVERYWHERE!

The last two panels of this comic apply to you.

Yeah...

So like, take that.

...were you saying something? I think your machine broke.

Damn you Kirk!

Stop undermining me!

That's it, no chunk of power for you.

 

[lRookiel]

Damn you Kirk!

Stop undermining me!

That's it, no chunk of power for you.

Yes, all the power to me instead. I can easily dispatch you Daystar (Mouahahaha)

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Damn you Kirk!

Stop undermining me!

That's it, no chunk of power for you.

Yes, all the power to me instead. I can easily dispatch you Daystar (Mouahahaha)

I don't think you meant to type that.

Only a James Bond villian explains his plans

 

[him over there]

I have no complaints so I leave you with this instead:
Yeah I've been on a real Metalocalypse kick recently, had to use that.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have no complaints so I leave you with this instead:
Yeah I've been on a real Metalocalypse kick recently, had to use that.

I can't power my Doom Fortress with youtube clips.

And don't come back until you can be an asset to my world domination scheme.

 

[him over there]

I have no complaints so I leave you with this instead:
Yeah I've been on a real Metalocalypse kick recently, had to use that.

I can't power my Doom Fortress with youtube clips.

And don't come back until you can be an asset to my world domination scheme.

That is fucking bullshit you piece of shit mother fucker I am not helping you ever because you and you're plan are terrible. There is nothing good about it, it doesn't work, it makes me weep for humanity because of it's and your petty intellect and nothing is worse than it. Why can't people do anything right? Why are you such a failure of an evi... wait...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have no complaints so I leave you with this instead:
Yeah I've been on a real Metalocalypse kick recently, had to use that.

I can't power my Doom Fortress with youtube clips.

And don't come back until you can be an asset to my world domination scheme.

That is fucking bullshit you piece of shit mother fucker I am not helping you ever because you and you're plan are terrible. There is nothing good about it, it doesn't work, it makes me weep for humanity because of it's and your petty intellect and nothing is worse than it. Why can't people do anything right? Why are you such a failure of an evi... wait...

I work in mysterious ways.

Yes, the Robotic Doom Manatees are complete after that little outburst

 

[Colour Scientist]

Why are my arms so far away from my legs? It makes shaving so arduous.
Also, society won't let me have hairy legs but it's so difficult to shave ankles.
THE ANKLES, THE HORROR!

[sub]the horror[/sub]

 

[him over there]

snippety

Good to know I can help! I love your machine and your plan! It is ambitious and a testament to your abilities and work ethic. I hope that everything goes well and I am content with myself in these circumstances thanks to you. Best wishes, may you and your work turn out well.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snippety

Good to know I can help! I love your machine and your plan! It is ambitious and a testament to your abilities and work ethic. I hope that everything goes well and I am content with myself in these circumstances thanks to you. Best wishes, may you and your work turn out well.

Hmm, strange, it appears good will drains my machines...

You there!

Yes you!

Stop that this instance!

[sub]Shit, I need some sort of provocation...[/sub]

Your mother. She is not a very nice person.