Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[JasonBurnout16]

1) When I'm watching wrestling and people consistantly tell me that 'it's fake, you know that right?' I know it's fake. I enjoy watching it. You enjoy watching eastenders and that's fake, but I can't enjoy this? And then they sit down to watch it and just laugh at it throughout, going 'OMG that's like so fake!" JUST FUCK OFF OUT OF MY LIFE.

2) People who act like their drunk but aren't really drunk. When someone says 'I'm so drunk! I've had a beer! OMG!' and 'I'm so drunk!'. You're not drunk! Your an idiot, seeking attention from acting like a fool. Repeating the fact your drunk one hundred times does not get you any more attention, nor make you look like less of an idiot.

3) Why, in my class, do people consistantly stick to one viewpoint, claiming it to be the "right" viewpoint, and then complain when they get shit grades. No, dickhead, it's not the lecturers fault. It's you!

4) Busy public transport. I don't feel I need to elaborate here

That is all. That should power your Doom Fortress and an added Torture chamber for at least a week.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

 

[Irridium]

Mass Effect 3 will suck/be awesome because *insert reason here*.

There, that should keep you going for the rest of winter. Nobody needs to reply, you can just feel the rage.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Mass Effect 3.

There, that should keep you going for the rest of winter.

Come on man, that's too easy.

I thought you were a trier. Guess I was wrong, Irridium.

Guess I was wrong...

 

[Irridium]

Mass Effect 3.

There, that should keep you going for the rest of winter.

Come on man, that's too easy.

I thought you were a tryer. Guess I was wrong, Irridium.

Guess I was wrong...

Eye suppose your rite.I'll half two think of something else.

 

[wintercoat]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

 

[wintercoat]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

Pfft, there's no such thing as a picture of a happy bunny. Just slightly bemused and indifferent.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

Pfft, there's no such thing as a picture of a happy bunny. Just slightly bemused and indifferent.

You humans are all racist.

Bunnies can be happy, maybe you're just not providing anything for them to be happy about.

 

[wintercoat]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

Pfft, there's no such thing as a picture of a happy bunny. Just slightly bemused and indifferent.

You humans are all racist.

Bunnies can be happy, maybe you're just not providing anything for them to be happy about.

I never said there were no happy bunnies. Just that there are no pictures of them. Once they get a camera on them, bam! Slightly bemused and indifferent.

 

[Something Amyss]

Daystar, give me New England or I will destroy your plan with all the love I can muster.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar, give me New England or I will destroy your plan with all the love I can muster.

Come on Zachary.

Both you and I know that you're incapable of summoning that amount of positive emotion.

Let's not kid ourselves.

 

[him over there]

Daystar, give me New England or I will destroy your plan with all the love I can muster.

That doesn't sound like the kind of demand someone capable of love would make. Plus Electrical Beast controls New England, not Daystar.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

Pfft, there's no such thing as a picture of a happy bunny. Just slightly bemused and indifferent.

You humans are all racist.

Bunnies can be happy, maybe you're just not providing anything for them to be happy about.

I never said there were no happy bunnies. Just that there are no pictures of them. Once they get a camera on them, bam! Slightly bemused and indifferent.

Are you suggesting that bunnies are intelligent enough to know when they are being observed?

Hmmm...

This may very well be a new threat.

 

[BreakfastMan]

God damnit! You stole my thread, you piece of crap! I created a thread like this about a month ago, and no one took the bait! And now you come waltzing in here, and everyone posts in your damn thread!

Also: Max Payne 3 is lame and going to suck.

 

[wintercoat]

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

Pfft, there's no such thing as a picture of a happy bunny. Just slightly bemused and indifferent.

You humans are all racist.

Bunnies can be happy, maybe you're just not providing anything for them to be happy about.

I never said there were no happy bunnies. Just that there are no pictures of them. Once they get a camera on them, bam! Slightly bemused and indifferent.

Are you suggesting that bunnies are intelligent enough to know when they are being observed?

Hmmm...

This may very well be a new threat.

Based on my experience with bunnies, yes, very much so. They also seem to know when you're talking about bunnies. My rabbit seems to be extra special interested in me at the moment...

 

[Something Amyss]

Daystar, give me New England or I will destroy your plan with all the love I can muster.

Come on Zachary.

Both you and I know that you're incapable of summoning that amount of positive emotion.

Let's not kid ourselves.

Are you kidding? I've been listening to Queen all week. That always brings out the SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in me.

 

[Something Amyss]

Daystar, give me New England or I will destroy your plan with all the love I can muster.

That doesn't sound like the kind of demand someone capable of love would make. Plus Electrical Beast controls New England, not Daystar.

I love Boston. And to a similar extent, Vermont. I even love New Hamphshire. And few people are capable of loving New Hampshire.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

God damnit! You stole my thread, you piece of crap! I created a thread like this about a month ago, and no one took the bait! And now you come waltzing in here, and everyone posts in your damn thread!

Also: Max Payne 3 is lame and going to suck.

Wouldn't it be a better idea to hook the Complain-O-Tron 9000 to a ME3 thread? Can you create energy from latent butthurt in an old thread?

On that note...isn't life awesome?! Video games are fun! Sunshine and lollypops! Kittens and baby bunnies!

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your happiness is countered by the unadulterated fury and whinge that bunny is full of.

There is nothing more amusing than watching a once fluffy bunny shooting through the house sopping wet looking like a drowned rat. Especially if you aren't the one washing said bunny.

That's probably the most pathetic looking creature I've ever seen.

It's eyes are begging me to end it all.

Nah, they look like that all the time. It's like with a cat. Bathe them often, starting when they're young, and they start splashing around in the water and having a blast. It's adorable when they chase ripples.

B-but, that's is not the picture of a happy bunny.

This is a happy bunny.

Pfft, there's no such thing as a picture of a happy bunny. Just slightly bemused and indifferent.

You humans are all racist.

Bunnies can be happy, maybe you're just not providing anything for them to be happy about.

I never said there were no happy bunnies. Just that there are no pictures of them. Once they get a camera on them, bam! Slightly bemused and indifferent.

Are you suggesting that bunnies are intelligent enough to know when they are being observed?

Hmmm...

This may very well be a new threat.

Based on my experience with bunnies, yes, very much so. They also seem to know when you're talking about bunnies. My rabbit seems to be extra special interested in me at the moment...

We must prepare ourselves. We may very well be on the brink of a war we would have never seen coming...

 

[BreakfastMan]

God damnit! You stole my thread, you piece of crap! I created a thread like this about a month ago, and no one took the bait! And now you come waltzing in here, and everyone posts in your damn thread!

Also: Max Payne 3 is lame and going to suck.

And my rage broke your picture. Hurrah! I win again! >