Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[Lazy Kitty]

But I've got my own Evil plans...
Why would I help you?

And world domination is merely a small subset of the contents...
Because the world is not enough...

Hmmm... Convert negative thoughts into evil...

...Will I break patent laws?

...Oh wait, I'm Evil... What do I care for patent laws?

I will call it the "Negative Emotion to evil Converter of Doom"!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar, give me New England or I will destroy your plan with all the love I can muster.

Come on Zachary.

Both you and I know that you're incapable of summoning that amount of positive emotion.

Let's not kid ourselves.

Are you kidding? I've been listening to Queen all week. That always brings out the SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in me.

Come on dude.

You know this isn't going to work. Let's save you the embarassment.

Come on, take your pills and have a lie down.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

God damnit! You stole my thread, you piece of crap! I created a thread like this about a month ago, and no one took the bait! And now you come waltzing in here, and everyone posts in your damn thread!

Also: Max Payne 3 is lame and going to suck.

And my rage broke your picture. Hurrah! I win again! >

The power of editing begs to differ

 

[him over there]

The moodswings in this thread between good and evil is worse than the BillyMC retsupuraes.

God I hate everythin- I got a reply of person feeding off my hate I are super love everything!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The moodswings in this thread between good and evil is worse than the BillyMC retsupuraes.

God I hate everythin- I got a reply of person feeding off my hate I are super love everything!

No different than the typical Mass Effect 3 thread, then

 

[Daystar Clarion]

But I've got my own Evil plans...
Why would I help you?

And world domination is merely a small subset of the contents...
Because the world is not enough...

Hmmm... Convert negative thoughts into evil...

...Will I break patent laws?

...Oh wait, I'm Evil... What do I care for patent laws?

I will call it the "Negative Emotion to evil Converter of Doom"!

Being an evil genius used to mean something.

We didn't steal ideas, we were original...

 

[Silent Anima]

Aww too late. I would have plenty of hate for you to use, but now I'm just in an apathetic mood.
So better luck next time. Or whatever... I don't care. XP

 

[BreakfastMan]

God damnit! You stole my thread, you piece of crap! I created a thread like this about a month ago, and no one took the bait! And now you come waltzing in here, and everyone posts in your damn thread!

Also: Max Payne 3 is lame and going to suck.

And my rage broke your picture. Hurrah! I win again! >

The power of editing begs to differ

The moodswings in this thread between good and evil is worse than the BillyMC retsupuraes.

God I hate everythin- I got a reply of person feeding off my hate I are super love everything!

No different than the typical Mass Effect 3 thread, then

Ah, ME3. The gaming communities favorite whipping boy, atm.

Actually, I think all of bioware is the gaming communities favorite whipping boy, atm... Start a thread about bioware, and you are guaranteed to get the butthurt flowing like a gay virgin orgy.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

God damnit! You stole my thread, you piece of crap! I created a thread like this about a month ago, and no one took the bait! And now you come waltzing in here, and everyone posts in your damn thread!

Also: Max Payne 3 is lame and going to suck.

And my rage broke your picture. Hurrah! I win again! >

The power of editing begs to differ

The moodswings in this thread between good and evil is worse than the BillyMC retsupuraes.

God I hate everythin- I got a reply of person feeding off my hate I are super love everything!

No different than the typical Mass Effect 3 thread, then

Ah, ME3. The gaming communities favorite whipping boy, atm.

Actually, I think all of bioware is the gaming communities favorite whipping boy, atm... Start a thread about bioware, and you are guaranteed to get the butthurt flowing like a gay virgin orgy.

Bioware threads always bring out the worst in this community for some reason.

Bioware's March Mayhem thread is going to be a complete clusterfuck.

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

 

[theheroofaction]

You know what I hate?

I hate it when people get the idea that they should post in every third thread about how they hate religion for "being so intolerant", why the quotations, because it's so fucking hypocritical.
Seriously, these guys could at least pretend to have some sensitivity.
I mean, it's like their entire purpose for living is to be a pain in the ass for 85% of the worlds population.

There's your complaint power.

Now, I shall be off to youtube to look at cute things.

 

[Total LOLige]

This is my chance to save the world.

Bunnies are cute and cuddly.
Unicorns are simply magical.
Ice cream is the best.
There maybe an economic crisis but jesus still loves us.
Dancing cats on youtube can cheer up the glum.

I'm all out of positives.

 

[Darren716]

Ok here we go
SAINTS ROW THE THIRD IS FUCKING HORRIBLE
PROJECT X IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN
THE ARTIST WON BEST PICTURE WTF
PEOPLE ARE CONTINUING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT DERPY BEING CHANGED, GET THE FUCK OVER IT
Well I feel much better now, thanks for the venting thread

 

[Daystar Clarion]

This is my chance to save the world.

Bunnies are cute and cuddly.
Unicorns are simply magical.
Ice cream is the best.
There maybe an economic crisis but jesus still loves us.
Dancing cats on youtube can cheer up the glum.

I'm all out of positives.

Your love is not enough to drive out the hate.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

 

[Total LOLige]

This is my chance to save the world.

Bunnies are cute and cuddly.
Unicorns are simply magical.
Ice cream is the best.
There maybe an economic crisis but jesus still loves us.
Dancing cats on youtube can cheer up the glum.

I'm all out of positives.

Your love is not enough to drive out the hate.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I'll stop you even if it's the last thing I do.
A gorilla can love a kitty and the kitty can love it back.
Animals in clothes are so delightful.
A puppy can brighten anyday by something hilarious

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

This is my chance to save the world.

Bunnies are cute and cuddly.
Unicorns are simply magical.
Ice cream is the best.
There maybe an economic crisis but jesus still loves us.
Dancing cats on youtube can cheer up the glum.

I'm all out of positives.

Your love is not enough to drive out the hate.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I'll stop you even if it's the last thing I do.
A gorilla can love a kitty and the kitty can love it back.
Animals in clothes are so delightful.
A puppy can brighten anyday by something hilarious

You can try.

But you will fail.

The Doom Badgers demand it.