Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

 

[him over there]

This is my chance to save the world.

Bunnies are cute and cuddly.
Unicorns are simply magical.
Ice cream is the best.
There maybe an economic crisis but jesus still loves us.
Dancing cats on youtube can cheer up the glum.

I'm all out of positives.

Your love is not enough to drive out the hate.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I'll stop you even if it's the last thing I do.
A gorilla can love a kitty and the kitty can love it back.
Animals in clothes are so delightful.
A puppy can brighten anyday by something hilarious

I must stop you for the sake of having a good time.

1. Bunnies are evil and I hate them.
2. Unicorns are magical and therefore do not exist, plus they're bitches.
3.Ice cream is frozen white stuff that comes out of a cows udder, which appears incredibly phallic.
4.Jesus doesn't love me because I have never met him, it's more like stalking.
5.Dancing cats on youtube has ushered in Sturgeon's law in full force.
6.Gorillas can't love kittens because there is no circumstance where they would be in the same vicinity.
7.Animals in clothes often soil them.
8.That last sentence is grammatically flawed.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

 

[The Night Angel]

I hate rainbows, kittens, Saturdays, children, meadows and fun. Also I'm green and ruin Christmas.... I approve of your machine, and wish you every success in your plans for ushering in a new era of.... whatever you are ushering in an era of

 

[Total LOLige]

This is my chance to save the world.

Bunnies are cute and cuddly.
Unicorns are simply magical.
Ice cream is the best.
There maybe an economic crisis but jesus still loves us.
Dancing cats on youtube can cheer up the glum.

I'm all out of positives.

Your love is not enough to drive out the hate.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

I'll stop you even if it's the last thing I do.
A gorilla can love a kitty and the kitty can love it back.
Animals in clothes are so delightful.
A puppy can brighten anyday by doing something hilarious

I must stop you for the sake of having a good time.

1. Bunnies are evil and I hate them.
2. Unicorns are magical and therefore do not exist, plus they're bitches.
3.Ice cream is frozen white stuff that comes out of a cows udder, which appears incredibly phallic.
4.Jesus doesn't love me because I have never met him, it's more like stalking.
5.Dancing cats on youtube has ushered in Sturgeon's law in full force.
6.Gorillas can't love kittens because there is no circumstance where they would be in the same vicinity.
7.Animals in clothes often soil them.
8.That last sentence is grammatically flawed.

8 is now flawed

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

 

[TophatEmperor]

well DayStar you can have Earth...i will be here on my Fortress Planet of Tarragon-9 and which i Rule as Supreme Emperor.

but for the hate thing...here you go,


i hate Rap

i hate Gangs

i hate Fox News

i hate Annoying People

i hate Immature people

i hate people who use the word "Swag"

i hate not being Famous on Youtube

i hate Overly-Cheerful People

i hate Overly-Depressed People

i hate Jersey Shore

i hate twilight



i would add more but with that much of power being sent through...well it would cause your machine to explode

 

[Carbonyl]

About a minute ago I had nothing to complain about. Then my friend messaged me on facebook while we were in the same room. I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT NOW.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

 

[Torrasque]

The last two panels of this comic apply to you.

Yeah...

So like, take that.

LOLOL, that was so fucking awesome. I have to show this to my Warhammer friend

Also:
God fucking damnit Infinity Ward, why can't you make MW3 less shitty? I KNOW you can modify the balancing of guns, I KNOW you can modify the maps and the spawns, I KNOW that the ENTIRE fucking game can be modified to be better if you would stop being fucking retarded and just do it. I don't even care if you change the game to something amazing and playable, I just want the game to be exactly how it was in the first week and a half. THAT game was fucking playable. There weren't people exploiting shitty fucking spawns, there weren't people exploiting broken gun mechanics, and there certainly wasn't any fucking lag compensation. I really enjoyed the first week and a half of MW3. You know what kept me going after that when the game started to get fucking shitty? I thought it was just me or that it was a localized incident. But I've gotten sick of that excuse about a month ago.
There is no fucking way that you did not know how broken the spawning system is or how incredibly bad lag compensation is. Take a look at Blizzard and any of their fucking games, and take note. See how they respond to criticism about their game? See how the patches fix holes that they did not notice? See how the game is constantly getting better even slightly? Good.
Now stop fucking making excuses and telling me that I am just mad because I suck, and fix your mother fucking game so I can actually play it and enjoy it.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Welp, I'll use this to get my complaint outta the way:

In Mass Effect, it seems that most female LIs for Shepard are younger, while most male LIs are older. It upsets me, for some reason. Probably because I prefer older women here in the real world, so it's frustrating when that can't happen in video-land.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Oh man, there's no hate like CoD hate.

The Robotic Doom Badgers are loving this

 

[him over there]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

Wait, what are you planning? just non-sequitr rule everything with evil stuff? And what do you mean bad blood? Cthulhu is like my best bud, we went to the same evil highschool. He was even my flat mate, yeah it was a boarding school. We tp'd the school at graduation with flesh eating bacteria infested ancient dead sea scrolls! I miss him and now stuff is all awkward...

 

[Tiger Sora]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

Wait, what are you planning? just non-sequitr rule everything with evil stuff? And what do you mean bad blood? Cthulhu is like my best bud, we went to the same evil highschool. He was even my flat mate, yeah it was a boarding school. We tp'd the school at graduation with flesh eating bacteria infested ancient dead sea scrolls! I miss him and now stuff is all awkward...

Oh, you're that guy he was always talking about.

I don't think you know him as much as you think.

 

[him over there]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

Keep your filthy eastern sea board, I'm busy melting greenland, you're about to control nothing.

 

[Torrasque]

snip

Oh man, there's no hate like CoD hate.

The Robotic Doom Badgers are loving this

Very true. No game I have ever played makes me rage as much as a typical CoD. Even my most frustrating raid or bg in WoW pales in comparison to an everyday game of Domination. Halo and GoW gets bad sometimes, but I can play both of those for hours at a time without getting red in the face, while CoD brings out my inner Tourettes Guy in a few minutes. I could go on for days about CoD hate.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

What the hell man, I thought everyone agreed that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were against the Evil Geneva Convention?

Fuck, there's always some dude trying to play against the rules.