Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[IamLEAM1983]

Oh, and here's another dose of liquid rage: I just saw the crossover special for the 2001 redux of TMNT. My childhood icons have been thoroughly butchered and turned into complete morons. Looks like the scriptwriters barely even looked at the original series and assumed the kiddies would think it's old hat.

Yes. Obviously. Because we old geezers who GREW UP READING THE FUCKING COMICS and WATCHING THE FUCKING CARTOONS and BUYING THE FIRST FUCKING SET OF FUCKING TOYS have no say in the matter.

I know, I know. #firstworldproblems

Still, as a hopeless nerd, I think it's my prerogative to point out that not everything needs to be remade for the post-Y2K crotch dumplings.

 

[him over there]

Oh, and here's another dose of liquid rage: I just saw the crossover special for the 2001 redux of TMNT. My childhood icons have been thoroughly butchered and turned into complete morons. Looks like the scriptwriters barely even looked at the original series and assumed the kiddies would think it's old hat.

Yes. Obviously. Because we old geezers who GREW UP READING THE FUCKING COMICS and WATCHING THE FUCKING CARTOONS and BUYING THE FIRST FUCKING SET OF FUCKING TOYS have no say in the matter.

I know, I know. #firstworldproblems

Still, as a hopeless nerd, I think it's my prerogative to point out that not everything needs to be remade for the post-Y2K crotch dumplings.

You know what I never got? if you are going to change everything then why make a reboot/retcon/redux? Why not actually make something different so people don't ***** about stuff? Of course while I type this I haven't checked out the tmnt redux so I'm not sure how mad to be.

 

[Mauso88]

I hope that The Complain -O- Tron 9000 is sufficiently charged from my complaints.

People who drive whilst on their mobile phones.

People who think that their phone call is more important than your face-to-face conversation.

Coldplay, The Beatles, Nirvana and Oasis, you are all the same shitty over-rated fan wank band, you only exist as an example of how to make it big through sheer luck.

Religion. Fairy stories are comforting to weak-minded children, but intelligent grown-ups don't believe that a gingerbread man can spring to life and get eaten by a fox. Plus, I have morals because I have learned them from living in society, not because you implanted morals into my mind through fear.

I am an avid gamer and I can't stand to see gaming as it is these days, as it stands gaming is nothing but homogenous fan service sapping the media of any worth or relevance.
(Think EA/Bioware and the current state of CoD/WoW)

The Police, just because you have a number/badge and a white shirt, it doesn't make you a better person than me. Plus, if someone breaks into my house or tries to attack me on the street, I should be legally able have a loaded pistol ready to drop his degenerate ass. Not wait ages for one of you worthless army rejects to come and save my cold, lifeless corpse from harm.

People who you sort of know from school, who instantly want to become your best friend when you leave school because they have realised that they can't treat you like shit and get away with it any more.

Let the drug fanboys/girls have their favourite drug legalised, they'll o.d. themselves out of the genepool and humanity will be better off for it.

Western governments who think they can throw money at third world countries and sort out humanitarian crises without solving the root problems, whatever they may be.

Lastly we get to my favourite aspect of humanity, being a back-stabbing two-faced sorry excuse of a human being. If you want to act like a dick and screw people over, at least have the temerity to be honest about it. Don't act like a tree-hugger whilst secretly plotting to burn down the forest.

Rant over. Smiles for at least an hour or so, before I come up with something else to ***** about. :>

 

[JoesshittyOs]

I scanned this too quickly and read "French Popes Suck" ....as though we had just been visited by the most specifically angry history/theology student in the world.

I read this while I was getting chastised by my mom and let out a giggle. That did not go down well.

Edit: Oh, so I guess I'll say "no Mom. My labtop will not catch my bed on fire if I leave it on my bed. Especially if it's off"

 

[triggrhappy94]

I made a thread like this once to what would happen, and you know what happened? I got a warning for encouraging people to complain, probably because mine was so clever.
Or maybe it was because mine to turn into a thread of random things and pictures of bunnies.

 

[him over there]

Daystar Your Complain-O-tron is being put into lockdown by the board... Of evil stuff... They're worried it could make contact with this:
And the massive surge of energy could rip a hole in the omniverse.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I made a thread like this once to what would happen, and you know what happened? I got a warning for encouraging people to complain, probably because mine was so clever.
Or maybe it was because mine to turn into a thread of random things and pictures of bunnies.

It's all in good fun.

Besides, it can't be any more pointless than the eleventy billionth EA/Bioware/ME3 thread.

Daystar Your Complain-O-tron is being put into lockdown by the board... Of evil stuff... They're worried it could make contact with this:
And the massive surge of energy could rip a hole in the omniverse.

Fuck the board, and fuck the omniverse.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Oh, and another Mass Effect LI related thing that pisses me off- the fact that you can barely romance aliens. I wanna get my Kirk on, dammit! 3:<

...

But seriously, I'd love to romance a Drell female or something. Y'know, same goes for Quinari in Dragon Age, dammit!

...

I'm just raging on Bioware today... <.<

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Ahh, and whenever someone uses the following phrases or any variation of these phrases in response to videogames should be taken out back and spanked.

"catering"

"To appease the American fanbase"

"streamlining" (except in response to Dragon Age 2, you guys deserve that one)

and

"How can Bethesda get away with this?"

 

[him over there]

KA-SNIP!

Damnit Clarion you're a mad man.

onto business since I haven't actually complained.

I suck at everything since I have no drive or motivation. This wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that I'm extremely argumentive and competitive. Whenever I see someone do something even remotely successful I go "Damnit I'm not as good as them" and hate myself. I can't even fix it by being good at things because nobody's good at everything but I feel inferior concerning everything. I never stay through the credits for anything or watch anything with live actors since it makes me feel inadequate just because I'm not doing something super awesome like being on tv. My personality and my skills and interests are totally at odds and it makes everything a *****.

 

[Lunar Templar]

snip

*hugs*

i don't hate you

and i hope your evil plan works with out a hitch

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Oh, and here's another dose of liquid rage: I just saw the crossover special for the 2001 redux of TMNT. My childhood icons have been thoroughly butchered and turned into complete morons. Looks like the scriptwriters barely even looked at the original series and assumed the kiddies would think it's old hat.

Yes. Obviously. Because we old geezers who GREW UP READING THE FUCKING COMICS and WATCHING THE FUCKING CARTOONS and BUYING THE FIRST FUCKING SET OF FUCKING TOYS have no say in the matter.

I know, I know. #firstworldproblems

Still, as a hopeless nerd, I think it's my prerogative to point out that not everything needs to be remade for the post-Y2K crotch dumplings.

You know what I never got? if you are going to change everything then why make a reboot/retcon/redux? Why not actually make something different so people don't ***** about stuff? Of course while I type this I haven't checked out the tmnt redux so I'm not sure how mad to be.

It's largely a case of the new series' scriptwriters going "Oh yeah, our Turtles are edgy and hip and stuff, and the Turtles from the eighties are all derpy because we say so! Herp de derp dee herp!"

Factually, not much was changed. Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello and Michaelangelo are all recognizable; but they're victims to the Sci Fi Curse Word Syndrome. There's at least one "What the shell?!" per five minutes. In terms of overall design, they're all done in sharp edges and have plain white surfaces in lieu of eyes because that's what the cool kids dig, these days. Their personalities are largely intact, although their one good move was to turn Raph back to the more belligerent attitude he had in the Laird/Eastman comics.

The crossover episode largely fails because it treats the eighties' Turtles like a bunch of clowns who spend their entire time landing lame puns and trading laughs. To the episode's credit, however, it does riff on how impractical and improbable April's yellow jumpsuit was.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

KA-SNIP!

Damnit Clarion you're a mad man.

They called Dr. Doom a mad man, now look at him. He has Latveria.

Have you seen Latveria? It's awesome!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

*hugs*

i don't hate you

and i hope your evil plan works with out a hitch

Are you trying to foil me evil plans?

 

[Irridium]

Oh, I have something to complain about!

So, in SSX (the new one), how it handles things when you screw up is horrible. You either die, and have to restart the match, or "rewind", and go backwords while everyone else continues like normal, meaning you're pretty much screwed if it's a race, so you basically have to restart anyway.

The crap was wrong with past SSX games where it just teleported you a little bit behind? This new system just leads to a bunch of annoying-ass restarts due to some simple mistakes, and makes trying new things indefeasible since if it doesn't pan out, you have to restart the match. Leads to you trying less things, and just makes everything fucking annoying.

Why could't they just keep the whole "you messed up, teleported here, continue on"?

Also, fuck dubstep.

There, that should keep you warm for a bit. Game is also still decently fun. Though you have to complete a tutorial to be able to change your god damn controls. EA, if I want to use the new scheme, I will. If I don't, I won't. And it doesn't matter if you force me to learn it anyway, if you do that, I'll be even MORE against it because you're forcing me to use it when I know damn well there are other control schemes to use. And if you're going to provide a different scheme, make sure the "tips" recognize this. Because otherwise, that's just freaking lazy. Basically, if you change you're controls, all the tips still use the default buttons.

There, that should keep you warm for a bit.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

But I've got my own Evil plans...
Why would I help you?

And world domination is merely a small subset of the contents...
Because the world is not enough...

Hmmm... Convert negative thoughts into evil...

...Will I break patent laws?

...Oh wait, I'm Evil... What do I care for patent laws?

I will call it the "Negative Emotion to evil Converter of Doom"!

Being an evil genius used to mean something.

We didn't steal ideas, we were original...

Yes, and it involves stealing technology.
Or more precisely...
Have my minions steal technology for me...
Besides, you should be happy.
What I'm doing could be considered the sincerest form of flattery.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Being an evil genius used to mean something.

We didn't steal ideas, we were original...

I don't know what's happened to evil geniuses these days. It used to be about the money, guys.

 

[Something Amyss]

Come on dude.

You know this isn't going to work. Let's save you the embarassment.

Come on, take your pills and have a lie down.

Awwwww, he's adorable. <3

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Come on dude.

You know this isn't going to work. Let's save you the embarassment.

Come on, take your pills and have a lie down.

Awwwww, he's adorable. <3

Nice try.

I know you don't mean it.

 

[imnot]

Guys your complaining will doom us all!

Wait, was that a complaint?
Nooooooo!