Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

You tried to play "how many ferrets can YOU cram up your asshole" with cthulhu? You should have known that was a bad idea! Ever since the incident with the steam ship he has never looked at a ferret with love again, and you thought bringing them in was a good idea? You fool!

 

[pope_of_larry]

my glasses are dirty but i don't want to get up to clean them.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

my glasses are dirty but i don't want to get up to clean them.

Watch out guys! We got some super hate coming off this guy!

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

You tried to play "how many ferrets can YOU cram up your asshole" with cthulhu? You should have known that was a bad idea! Ever since the incident with the steam ship he has never looked at a ferret with love again, and you thought bringing them in was a good idea? You fool!

I know, I know, I just thought I could renew his love of the game.

Never try to change an Old One. It never ends well.

 

[him over there]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

Wait, what are you planning? just non-sequitr rule everything with evil stuff? And what do you mean bad blood? Cthulhu is like my best bud, we went to the same evil highschool. He was even my flat mate, yeah it was a boarding school. We tp'd the school at graduation with flesh eating bacteria infested ancient dead sea scrolls! I miss him and now stuff is all awkward...

Oh, you're that guy he was always talking about.

I don't think you know him as much as you think.

Well tell him that I can't find him on Farcebook so that's why I haven't seen him in so long. And don't you ruin my Nostalgia. All of you have pretty terrible world conquering plans, you gotta go small scale and weasel into the populace's heart. Be diabolical. I convinced a mission of Buddhist monks to drink bleach for their own benefit.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

What the hell man, I thought everyone agreed that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were against the Evil Geneva Convention?

Fuck, there's always some dude trying to play against the rules.

I've been running this evil empire for almost 21 years. 11 longer than the Evil Geneva Convention has been in place. I've an exemption. Now if you'd like to take it up with my complaints department, they're based in New Jersey. (It's just a corn stand, one which no one will be there to serve you). Muhahaha.

 

[Carbonyl]

And actually, while I'm on the subject of Facebook, WHY DO THEY UPDATE IT WHEN THEY SHOULD BE FIXING BUGS. Half the time chat doesn't show up, messages get sent out of order and settings don't stick. The updates add nothing but more ways to let creepy people know your every move and NO FACEBOOK I DON'T WANT EVERY PICTURE OF ME TAGGED WITH A LOCATION, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, and hell no I don't want to be friends with this person whose page is entirely in swedish, one friend in common a bosom-buddy does not make. And no Facebook, I am not looking for Jesus, I am not interested in Scientology, and I don't care about Jersey Shore. AND I WILL NOT BUY "PINECONES UNDER GLASS" SO STOP ADVERTISING THEM.
I hate the text-speak statuses and I cannot stand when people think posting sad song lyrics makes their "pain" deep and meaningful and world-altering and SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID LITTLE HIGH-SCHOOLER OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHOVE YOUR TEAR-STAINED SPIRAL NOTEBOOK UP YOUR WHINEY ENTITLED A**.


I think Facebook is a supremely fruitful subject. I hope my rage lets you get some nice central heating and cooling for your fortress.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

What the hell man, I thought everyone agreed that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were against the Evil Geneva Convention?

Fuck, there's always some dude trying to play against the rules.

I've been running this evil empire for almost 21 years. 11 longer than the Evil Geneva Convention has been in place. I've an exemption. Now if you'd like to take it up with my complaints department, they're based in New Jersey. (It's just a corn stand, one which no one will be there to serve you). Muhahaha.

Typical. The elitist elder evil geniuses think they can just stick to the old ways.

We decided that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were bad for business, and even though you may still be allowed to use them, it's just bad form.

 

[BreakfastMan]

snip...

It really is funny to see a community that calls itself the "smartest and most mature" on the internet go bat-crap crazy whenever Bioware is even mentioned. /holierthanthou

And it will be a glorious sight to see the Bioware MM thread(s). A fantastic sight indeed. :3

It is funny, yes.

but hey, we're here, so it's not all that bad

True, true. I am insanely clever, smart, and all around awesome. I do try to liven things up for everyone now and again. Especially in R&P. Those people are the most serious, stuffy bunch you might ever find...

I too, am handsome, clever and just astoundingly brilliant.

The world is a better place when I'm around.

We, my good man. We. The world is a better place when we are around. *puts on top hat and monocle* The peasants can only hope to absorb part of our brilliance when we are around.

Of course, my good man, how forgetful of me.

It's these Robotic Doom Badgers, they do frustrate me so...

You are still using those old Doom badgers? Good god, it is the 21st century, man! You should at least try the new Feral Demon-cyborg Babies. I have much more luck with them than silly ol' Doom Badgers.

I'm having a lot of trouble getting the wigwam off the woofing engine, and the polycentric doom array is a ***** to align properly.

Well, what about the zombie slaves, can't they do that? Or do you not even have zombie slaves, you poor, poor man?

Have you seen what zombies are like in space?

It's bloody hilarious, but hardly fitting as an armageddon of terror and despair.

Well then, get some blood space zombies! I hear Cthulhu has a good deal on zombie elder things, yith, and mi-go.

I can't go back there. Some bad blood between me and Cthulhu. Something with ferrets and copious amounts of alcohol. Don't want to talk about it.

You tried to play "how many ferrets can YOU cram up your asshole" with cthulhu? You should have known that was a bad idea! Ever since the incident with the steam ship he has never looked at a ferret with love again, and you thought bringing them in was a good idea? You fool!

I know, I know, I just thought I could renew his love of the game.

Never try to change an Old One. It never ends well.

Well, they ain't called the "Old Ones" for nothing!

And it is too bad. He used to be one of the games best players...

 

[him over there]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

What the hell man, I thought everyone agreed that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were against the Evil Geneva Convention?

Fuck, there's always some dude trying to play against the rules.

I've been running this evil empire for almost 21 years. 11 longer than the Evil Geneva Convention has been in place. I've an exemption. Now if you'd like to take it up with my complaints department, they're based in New Jersey. (It's just a corn stand, one which no one will be there to serve you). Muhahaha.

Typical. The Elitist elder evil geniuses think they can just stick to the old ways.

We decided that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were bad for business, and even though you may still be allowed to use them, it's just bad form.

Lay off him, he's just upset that he didn't trick hardened extremely knowledgeable and disciplined monks into drinking bleach.

 

[him over there]

double post, please delete mods.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

What the hell man, I thought everyone agreed that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were against the Evil Geneva Convention?

Fuck, there's always some dude trying to play against the rules.

I've been running this evil empire for almost 21 years. 11 longer than the Evil Geneva Convention has been in place. I've an exemption. Now if you'd like to take it up with my complaints department, they're based in New Jersey. (It's just a corn stand, one which no one will be there to serve you). Muhahaha.

Lay off him, he's just upset that he didn't trick hardened extremely knowledgeable and disciplined monks into drinking bleach.

Typical. The Elitist elder evil geniuses think they can just stick to the old ways.

We decided that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were bad for business, and even though you may still be allowed to use them, it's just bad form.

That's some epic post fail you've got there

I'm finding this whole monk story a little difficult to believe now.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My god! I think you've stumbled upon a cheap and inexhaustible supply of energy! Brilliant!

 

[him over there]

Snip

I'd like to complain about other super villains trying to muscle in on us already established ones.

Daystar you'll have to pry the Eastern Seaboard from my cold dead hands, and my nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves.

What the hell man, I thought everyone agreed that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were against the Evil Geneva Convention?

Fuck, there's always some dude trying to play against the rules.

I've been running this evil empire for almost 21 years. 11 longer than the Evil Geneva Convention has been in place. I've an exemption. Now if you'd like to take it up with my complaints department, they're based in New Jersey. (It's just a corn stand, one which no one will be there to serve you). Muhahaha.

Lay off him, he's just upset that he didn't trick hardened extremely knowledgeable and disciplined monks into drinking bleach.

Typical. The Elitist elder evil geniuses think they can just stick to the old ways.

We decided that nuclear empowered, laser eyed super werewolves were bad for business, and even though you may still be allowed to use them, it's just bad form.

That's some epic post fail you've got there

I'm finding this whole monk story a little difficult to believe now.

Okay so maybe it was just a bunch of teenagers, but kids are our future! And the future is going to be bleak...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

My god! I think you've stumbled upon a cheap and inexhaustible supply of energy! Brilliant!

The irony is that it's 100% safe for the environment

 

[IamLEAM1983]

You want negative energy for your doomsay device, Clarion? I'll give you some high-grade whine-nergy, alright.

See, my bachelor's degree took me FIVE YEARS. FIVE FUCKING YEARS, when it's supposed to take two. Why? Because my campus gets a gigantic hard-on every single time the government raises the associated fees to class registration. When my student uni gets a hard-on, a strike happens. Seeing as a lot of my peers compare every little whine-fest to May 1968 in France, shit gets blown to epic proportions.

I'm bordering on a month without classes, now, and my master's is halfway done. A month!

There's no end in sight, either. The pro-strike gang has about eighty thousand students for the whole of my province. I'd really, really, *really* like to get back in class, so I can hand in my assignments and be done with my year of theoretical research! I'VE GOT A FUCKING THESIS TO WRITE!

Red Lantern Mode, activate.

Seriously. If and when you gain world dominance, Daystar, can I be made responsible for Quebec's Board of Education? I'll threaten my peers from the other ministries with bodily harm if the small businesses and mining ventures aren't properly taxed, which should give us millions more to spend, which should also theoretically allow us to make bachelor's degrees if not free, then criminally affordable.

Then I could shut up the protesters for good. I'm sick and tired of hearing about how students in Quebec are supposedly unable to foot the bill for their studies, when a single semester runs me seven hundred bucks.

Yes, my dear Americans. A mere seven hundred bucks for a single semester, when you guys pay two or three thousand simoleons! WHY THE FUCK IS ANYBODY COMPLAINING?! I'm not some right-wing premature old fuss who thinks all twentysomethings on this planet have it easy, but come on. They're really pushing it, here. Education *needs* to be paid somehow, and Quebec City's footing the bill for a fuckton of things already.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You want negative energy for your doomsay device, Clarion? I'll give you some high-grade whine-nergy, alright.

See, my bachelor's degree took me FIVE YEARS. FIVE FUCKING YEARS, when it's supposed to take two. Why? Because my campus gets a gigantic hard-on every single time the government raises the associated fees to class registration. When my student uni gets a hard-on, a strike happens. Seeing as a lot of my peers compare every little whine-fest to May 1968 in France, shit gets blown to epic proportions.

I'm bordering on a month without classes, now, and my master's is halfway done. A month!

There's no end in sight, either. The pro-strike gang has about eighty thousand students for the whole of my province. I'd really, really, *really* like to get back in class, so I can hand in my assignments and be done with my year of theoretical research! I'VE GOT A FUCKING THESIS TO WRITE!

Red Lantern Mode, activate.

Seriously. If and when you gain world dominance, Daystar, can I be made responsible for Quebec's Board of Education? I'll threaten my peers from the other ministries with bodily harm if the small businesses and mining ventures aren't properly taxed, which should give us millions more to spend, which should also theoretically allow us to make bachelor's degrees if not free, then criminally affordable.

Then I could shut up the protesters for good. I'm sick and tired of hearing about how students in Quebec are supposedly unable to foot the bill for their studies, when a single semester runs me seven hundred bucks.

Yes, my dear Americans. A mere seven hundred bucks for a single semester, when you guys pay two or three thousand simoleons! WHY THE FUCK IS ANYBODY COMPLAINING?! I'm not some right-wing premature old fuss who thinks all twentysomethings on this planet have it easy, but come on. They're really pushing it, here. Education *needs* to be paid somehow, and Quebec City's footing the bill for a fuckton of things already.

Oh man, totally, Quebec is totally yours.

Hope stuff sorts itself out for you.

 

[electronicgoat]

this thread is the best idea
i have nothing to ***** about right now though

for extra fun: try attributing a meme, especially blog site memes, to anything said in this thread. particularly: "THAT MOMENT WHEN A THING HAPPENS" or just greentext the whole post and put a reactionface at the end.

then, this thread will replace possibly hundreds of other threads.

 

[WaysideMaze]

Mass Effect 3.

There, that should keep you going for the rest of winter.

Come on man, that's too easy.

I thought you were a tryer. Guess I was wrong, Irridium.

Guess I was wrong...

Eye suppose your rite.I'll half two think of something else.

Eye suppose your rite.I'll half two think of something else.

Eye, your, rite, half, two

THE RAGE! SEETHING WITH IT!! CURSE YOU WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
/spelling nazi

Although he makes a good point. The ME3 hate is as strong as I've seen pre-game hate for a long time now.

I demand a smiting hammer, and an internet surfboard, that I may literally surf the net and physically manifest in the homes of the butthurt and obliterate them. Can your Doom Fortress provide Daystar?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Mass Effect 3.

There, that should keep you going for the rest of winter.

Come on man, that's too easy.

I thought you were a tryer. Guess I was wrong, Irridium.

Guess I was wrong...

Eye suppose your rite.I'll half two think of something else.

Eye suppose your rite.I'll half two think of something else.

Eye, your, rite, half, two

THE RAGE! SEETHING WITH IT!! CURSE YOU WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
/spelling nazi

Although he makes a good point. The ME3 hate is as strong as I've seen pre-game hate for a long time now.

I demand a smiting hammer, and an internet surfboard, that I may literally surf the net and physically manifest in the homes of the butthurt and obliterate them. Can your Doom Fortress provide Daystar?

I'm heating up the Thought Inducing Shock-O-Tron 3000[sup]TM[/sup] as I type.

I'll get the boffins right on it.

 

[WaysideMaze]

I'm heating up the Thought Inducing Shock-O-Tron 3000[sup]TM[/sup] as I type.

I'll get the boffins right on it.

As long as I can physically manifest in their room like a God, scream at them like a hell demon, and bludgeon them to oblivion, it's all good.