him over there said:
That is a shame, as well as the reason that I shall conquer the world before you. My "TotallyOriginalCharacterGuys!-Inator" will blanket the world in facepalm worthy pretentious arrogance. After all:
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Do not steal him you slanderous trolls!
<color=f7f7f7>That image URL made my head pop.
Hah, I don't need no Sonichu when I can have Sanic!
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Also, if you're in the mood for some major WTFery, google " the hedgehog". I'm pretty sure every major name in existence is covered in the Sonic Fanon Wiki. Then you can come back and whinge about it!
(I'm someone's fursona. I'm afwaid.)