Daystar's Patented Complain-O-Tron 9000

[Daystar Clarion]

It appears that my Doom Fortress is racking up some serious utility bills.

Who would have thought that an army of Robotic Doom Badgers and electroshock brainwashing would be so expensive to maintain?

Anyway, I have concocted a brilliant scheme of brilliance. See, I've noticed that a lot of people around these parts have a lot of things to complain about, you know, first world problems, girl troubles, etc.

My new machine, The Complain-O-Tron 9000[sup]TM[/sup] uses patented filtering technology to filter the hate and tears of your typical internet goer, and convert it into pure evil electricity, providing my Doom Fortress with all the Robotic Doom Badgers and brainwashed minions I could ever need.

So please, fellow escapists, help an evil genius out, don't create new threads in which to vent your spleen. Do it here and have an integral part in my campaign for world domination.

 

[lRookiel]

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Life sucks"

"I hate humanity"

"I wanna die"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

"The pope is a pedophile and religion is horseshit"

"French people suck"


yadda yadda, that'll power you for the next couple days, have fun Daystar with your doom badgers.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Life sucks"

"I hate humanity"

"I wanna die"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

"The pope is a pedophile and religion is horseshit"

"French people suck"


yadda yadda, that'll power you for the next couple days, have fun Daystar with your doom badgers.

As my first successful The Complain-O-Tron 9000[sup]TM[/sup] test subject, I offer you first dibs on the Bermuda Triangle in which to set up your own, but vastly inferior to my own, Doom Fortress.

I don't need it, because I'm on the moon I'm in an undisclosed location.

 

[lRookiel]

Why thank you, however I control the whole of Underland so I can place the red queen and white queen in the triangle which I will convert into a huge prison.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why thank you, however I control the whole of Underland so I can place the red queen and white queen in the triangle which I will convert into a huge prison.

Hmm, prison...

Why didn't I think of that? Well, since the BT is taken, I'm have to create some sort of underwater city/prison.

I shall call it, Atlantis Rapture

Hmm, the name will need work...

 

[Captain Pirate]

Bring Me The Horizon and Asking Alexandria need to be erased from history.
They are the shittest pile of shit shitty shit shit of shitville, and make awful music.

Also, inb4 Star Wars prequels hate.

Oh, and I almost forgot to vent some hate on current frustrations I'm having with ladyfolk.

They sure do be crazy, Sheldon.. they sure do.

 

[Hoplon]

I hate stuff I don't like, this constitutes a good 95% of everything humanity has ever produced. Yes including you there in the back with the face.

 

[scorptatious]

I'll gladly help you power your doom fortress. I need to get something off of my chest anyway.

Rayman 1 is so goddamned hard. It starts out pretty easy, but then the difficulty spikes when you get to Band Land. I absolutely could not get through the second Band Land stage due to me running out of continues early on. It was ridiculous.

Also how are people able to complete this game 100%?? The electoons are in the weirdest places and some only appear if you do some weird action like hopping in a certain place. It probably wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't absolutely required to find them all in order to get to the last fucking stage.

Also the game acts like an absolute dick sometimes and leaves stuff like extra lives right behind me right before I touch the end level sign. How is anyone supposed to react to that in time on their first go?

*sigh* Despite all this, I still want to play it. The beautiful graphics and music make me want to keep playing. What the hell is wrong with me?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Keep it up guys, with all this extra power, I think an expansion is in order.

Perhaps I shall start implementing my plans for Robotic Doom Manatees...

 

[lRookiel]

I'll gladly help you power your doom fortress. I need to get something off of my chest anyway.

Rayman 1 is so goddamned hard. It starts out pretty easy, but then the difficulty spikes when you get to Band Land. I absolutely could not get through the second Band Land stage due to me running out of continues early on. It was ridiculous.

Also how are people able to complete this game 100%?? The electoons are in the weirdest places and some only appear if you do some weird action like hopping in a certain place. It probably wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't absolutely required to find them all in order to get to the last fucking stage.

Also the game acts like an absolute dick sometimes and leaves stuff like extra lives right behind me right before I touch the end level sign. How is anyone supposed to react to that in time on their first go?

*sigh* Despite all this, I still want to play it. The beautiful graphics and music make me want to keep playing. What the hell is wrong with me?

I've only been past Band land ONCE! And then died on the start of the next level anyway...

I own Rayman Gold and it's too damn difficult. It's been many a year since I have played it since it's frustrating!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'll gladly help you power your doom fortress. I need to get something off of my chest anyway.

Rayman 1 is so goddamned hard. It starts out pretty easy, but then the difficulty spikes when you get to Band Land. I absolutely could not get through the second Band Land stage due to me running out of continues early on. It was ridiculous.

Also how are people able to complete this game 100%?? The electoons are in the weirdest places and some only appear if you do some weird action like hopping in a certain place. It probably wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't absolutely required to find them all in order to get to the last fucking stage.

Also the game acts like an absolute dick sometimes and leaves stuff like extra lives right behind me right before I touch the end level sign. How is anyone supposed to react to that in time on their first go?

*sigh* Despite all this, I still want to play it. The beautiful graphics and music make me want to keep playing. What the hell is wrong with me?

I've only been past Band land ONCE! And then died on the start of the next level anyway...

I own Rayman Gold and it's too damn difficult. It's been many a year since I have played it since it's frustrating!

The orignal Rayman also caused a huge amount of rage for me.

I don't think I've ever actually completed that game.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Vent my spleen"? Ewww...

OT: Some people think they can solve everything with technology, as if an automated mad scientist doohickey could solve the world's problems...

I snark, therefore I am.

 

[lacktheknack]

Gawrsh drattit, EVERYONE is going to fuss and complain ENDLESSLY during March Mayhem, so much so that I have to take a WHOLE THREE MINUTES out of my day to document it with my patentedpatent pending Minecraftian BAAAAAWWWrometer, and post them in the threads to irritate people endlessly. IF WE COULD ALL JUST GET ALONG, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY NECESSARY INCONVENIENCE! BAAAAAAAWWWWW!

I'll strike you a deal, Daystar. Give me a good-sized chunk of the conquered world, and I'll collect all the tears and fury I collect in March Mayhem and pipe them over here to you.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

March Mayhem is going to flatten the forums and we're all gonna die.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Why would I complain? I just got the MGS HD Collection.

I am a happy camper, yes siree!

 

[Danny91]

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Life sucks"

"I hate humanity"

"I wanna die"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

"The pope is a pedophile and religion is horseshit"

"French people suck"


yadda yadda, that'll power you for the next couple days, have fun Daystar with your doom badgers.

I scanned this too quickly and read "French Popes Suck" ....as though we had just been visited by the most specifically angry history/theology student in the world.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Gawrsh drattit, EVERYONE is going to fuss and complain ENDLESSLY during March Mayhem, so much so that I have to take a WHOLE THREE MINUTES out of my day to document it with my patented patent pending Minecraftian BAAAAAWWWrometer, and post them in the threads to irritate people endlessly. IF WE COULD ALL JUST GET ALONG, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY NECESSARY INCONVENIENCE! BAAAAAAAWWWWW!

I'll strike you a deal, Daystar. Give me a good-sized chunk of the conquered world, and I'll collect all the tears and fury I collect in March Mayhem and pipe them over here to you.

Sounds like a good idea.

You can have the Americas, I wasn't really going to anything with them anyway.

Why would I complain? I just got the MGS HD Collection.

I am a happy camper, yes siree!

I got that ages ago

MGS2 has aged like shit, MGS3 is still the best in the series and Peacewalker looks brilliant for a PSP title.

"Vent my spleen"? Ewww...

OT: Some people think they can solve everything with technology, as if an automated mad scientist doohickey could solve the world's problems...

I snark, therefore I am.

Doom machines can solve everything.

Prove me wrong.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why are people so illiterate?

Why do people value stupidity.

Why are the vast majority of people idiots?

Is the answer: because they failed to bow to my ultimate authority, so as revenge I have been firing stupid rays from my patended Thick-O-Riser 9000[sup]TM[/sup] from my Doom Fortress on the moon?

 

[repeating integers]

WHY IS EVERYTHING NOT MADE OF RUBBER SO I DON'T HURT MYSELF WHEN I HIT OR FALL OR OTHERWISE ACT CLUMSILY

FUCKING SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS