Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[XIII's Number XIV]

I broke my karate instructor's foot one time. He doesn't blame me, though. He said that foot's been giving him trouble for weeks.

 

[cheese_wizington]

When I was really young around I shot my sister in the eye with a pump squirt gun. Not a super soaker or anything, but still a pretty decent one. Any ways she had some kind of eye injury after that, could've been an infection. Might have just been from the force of the water. I don't remember.

Anyways, my mom didn't like me having anything gun related for a long while after that.

 

[bobmus]

I broke two of an old friend's ribs, on two separate occasions - once by throwing a stick at his back, and once by crashing a go-kart into him!
But neither were fatal!!

 

[The Virgo]

I've never caused damage to another human, but I sure have thought about doing it.

By the way, your friend is a total douche! He challenges YOU to a no-holds-barred karate fight, you show him you are the better and HE doesn't want to associate with you. Screw him and his intestines, you're much better off without him!

I think nearly killing someone is a totally valid excuse for one to not want to deal with the other.

Not when HE challenged a no-holds-barred fight. He should of known what he was getting into. If I challenged you to a no-rules, anything-goes street race and you accidentally wrecked my car and I never wanted to talk to you again, wouldn't you say to yourself, "What a crybaby. I accidentally wreck his car trying to get ahead and he thinks I'm a scumbag when he wanted to start the whole thing and hold nothing back. Friggin' jerk."

I'm sorry, but I do not see the logic in your post.

 

[The Virgo]

Intentionally? Stabbing a mugger to death with a pocket knife I had on me. (I didn't go nuts I only stabbed him a few times and he went down, I probably hit something vital)

What? You killed someone? Wha...What?...How the hell do you stab someone and get away with it, and then just talk about it as if it's a normal thing to do?
That's just ridiculous.

I didn't say I got away with it. I was charged with second degree. Only reason I'm typing this I'm and not in a cell is because they gave me the minimum number of years for it in my state and this happened a long time ago.

He was mugging you, you fought back, you accidentally killed him. I don't hold anything against you and I see nothing wrong with what you did. You fought for what was yours (in this case, your valuables).

A question, though: What's your profile picture of? I'm really curious. It looks like a grotesque, morbidly obese Mickey Mouse standing next to Hitler at the Nuremberg rallies. XD

 

[ecoho]

broke a guys pelvis and ruptured his kidney. best day of my life

 

[Alon Shechter]

When I was 7 I tried choking some kid who annoyed me.
Pretty odd, it's the only time I got violent in my memory :/

 

[similar.squirrel]

The best part about this is I look like a nerd so nobody expects it. When I remove my glasses however thats when you know shits gonna go down

And then you run into a wall. Right into it.

 

[oden636]

I killed a guy, With a Trident...
Nah worst ive done was either shooting my mate in the crotch with a paintball gun from behind or throwing a hammer at someone on a trampoline when i was about 14. IF YOU CAN DODGE A HAMMER, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL

 

[Ravenbom]

I've nearly killed myself doing stupid shit and nearly severed my thumb earlier this year (which makes me hate you a-holes who say they severed someone's tendons because it's not an easy recovery) but the worst I've done to another person is a bloody nose/lip.

I don't like hurting myself nor other people. But I'm so much more willing to put myself in danger if there's something I want to do. The times I've nearly died have been my own stupidity.


I'm CPR/First Aid certified, so I might end up breaking someone's ribs doing CPR one day.

 

[Odinsson]

Not exactly deadly, but I broke an opponent's elbow in swordplay. At the time I thought they were just being a sissy, as I've been hit the same way loads of times with no serious pain. It wasn't until my next training session that I found out.

 

[Mechsoap]

A guy in my class once jumped me (not jumped at me like a mugging, more like trying to push me down). Then I made a body slam (since he was up on my back), and started repeatedly boot him in the face while he was down.
He had to go to the Hospital, and didn't show up to class for 2 weeks.

 

[MorsePacific]

I punched someone in the face once, but it wasn't hard. I think his glasses were broken, though.

I'm such a rebel.

 

[Murais]

Concussion. I'm viciously liberal with headbutts when it comes to someone who has pissed me off just the right amount.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I once stabbed a dude with a broken umbrella. 25 stitches and tetanus. btw not homeless

"Change?! CHANGE?! I'll stab yous... WITH THIS!"

I must honestly admit to only posting to make a homeless joke... as I don't remember hurting anyone physically, but I do remember my sister threw a builders helmet at me and the rim sliced right between my nose and my eyebrows, that was unpleasant.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

I kicked a guy in the knee then punched him in the throat. He was being a dick what else could I do?

 

[sharptoast]

Erm, punched my best mate once, because he drunkenly threw a bottle at the floor then tried to phone for an Ambulance, were still cool, mainly cos I'm a sissy and he was so drunk he couldn't have fought a doormouse and won at that point.

 

[Mutough]

I accidentally dropped a kid on a tile floor. But he was right side up, and landed on his knee, and it healed by the next day I guess, so it wasn't so deadly. Still brings it up, still feel awful about it.

 

[HandfulofWolf]

I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though

Bros till the end! High five!... Never mind.

Mine was a broken jaw.

 

[ToxicPiranah]

Was out on a night out, these guys started hassling me. The lead guy was up in my face push me a bout a bit so I punched him, hard. He went out like a light, fractured his jaw in at least three places and he lost a couple of teeth, the others left me alone, gathered their friend and ran. I found out his injury's later through mutual acquaintance. Not proud, but glad i managed to get out of the situation without being jumped by the entire group.