Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[Mr. Google]

I don't know about deadly but in junior high this asshole always stole my pencils.It was finals week and I was down to my last one when he decided he wanted that one too. In junior high I wasn't very tall or very strong so when he grabbed my pencil I wasn't strong enough to pull it back.

I was strong enough, however to hang on to it and when he tried to pull it away I pushed it forward and stabbed his palm. No where near deadly but I did draw blood. I kept my last pencil and aced that class.

And tell me. What else is important!

OT: Nothing. I don't hurt people on a normal basis. And if I do it's an accident or my brother.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though

okay. how and why the fuck did you do that?
i have some rage issues. anyway a bunch of guys from school were pissing me off so i started crushing the nearest guy's throat. three guys couldnt get me off him. not proud of it.
also, someone in my physics class held a metal rod up to another guys dick. when the second guy was holding a charged van de graf generator.

I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though

This story needs some serious expanding = P Go on...

OT: Worst iv ever done is crack someones head of a wall... Not entirly deadly but i do have a sword in my bedroom and its only a matter of time before i get burgled....

I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though

Have you ever made a "High five!"-joke to your friend afterwards? Also, how'd you sever your mate's fingers?

I once flung a friend of mine off a roof. He fell straight down 6 feet onto a steel oven and bruised his knee pretty bad. The oven also got a nasty dent. We're still friends though.

I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though

... How did you do that?


Eh... I broke someone's jaw when he put snow down my back once?

Yeah, I swung around and he ducked right into my forearm...

Too expand I threw a brick and he tried too catch it like some brick catching fool...He caught it low too the ground and the weight of the thing cause his fingers to meet the floor.

(brick+fingers) x (momentum+floor) = Crushing and severing.

...I can't remember exactly why I threw the brick =S

*edit* broken sentence xD

 

[dcdude171]

One time, a group of six burglars burst into my house. It was dark, around 3am, and I was all alone. Two of them were on lookout outside, two in the kitchen, one in a getaway car, and one went upstairs. That was their first mistake. Before he could get to the top of the stairs I did a flying kick into his face, and rode him all the way back down the stairs. I felt his bones shatter beneath my feet. Then I swiftly melted into the shadows. His companions found his twisted body on the ground, and immediately went into high alert. But they never saw me coming.

They cautiously moved through my house, checking under tables and around corners. Little did they know I was lurking above them, clinging to the ceiling (I have a van der Waal's suction suit I made myself for an occasion like this). I descended upon one of them, and he was unconscious before he even had a chance to scream. His friend heard the commotion and came running in. When he found another broken body, he literally crapped his pants. Then I came up behind him and broke his neck in one movement. If they have the balls to come into my house, they have the balls to suffer.

Three were left at that point. I took one of the burglar's assault rifles and crept to the window. The ones outside were armed with rocket launchers. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance if they spotted me. But luckily I can easily make a one inch grouping at 300 yards with a 30-06. So it was just a matter of breathing deep, and taking them all out as fast as possible. Plink! Plink! Plink! I got two out of three of the scumbags.

But the one in the car saw me. He floored the accelerator, and I knew he was going to escape and call for back-up. So I sprinted outdoors, and snatched up one of the fallen rocket launchers. I took aim, prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ to guide my missile, and fired. Then I turned around and stared at the horizon, and behind me the car erupted into a plume of fire and flying steel.

And that's a true story. If you don't believe me, I just pity you for obviously being too much of a nerd to know what life is really like in the real world.

You really think people are going to believe that bull?


OT: I headbutted someone and broke his nose once... I'm not a violent person.

I think that was the point man , he was pointing out how many of these storys are bullshit , the whole thing was sarcastic

 

[DementedSheep]

Hmm most the time I only inflict major harm on myself...like the time I stabbed myself in head right above my left eye (and that dear children is why you should not juggle knives)
But to others? Eh bruises and blacks eyes is the worst of it as far as I can recall.

 

[dcdude171]

Self - defense ............. ?

 

[Pegghead]

I once pushed a friend of mine off a small platform a few feet above a basketball court because we were having a scuffle over a piece of paper I found, needless to say he landed arm-first and broke it (I didn't intend for something like that to happen, shitty luck is all).

This was years ago, back in about year 3 I believe.

 

[eyesonflux]

Hmm most the time I only inflict major harm on myself...like the time I stabbed myself in head right above my left eye (and that dear children is why you should not juggle knives)
But to others? Eh bruises and blacks eyes is the worst of it as far as I can recall.

I usually do damage to my self accidents of course, i once cracked my own skull with a skateboard without anyone touching it but me to do that you have to be extremely lucky. Last three years in a row i have snapped my left ankles joint ligament because of that my ankle is extremely weak and fragile. Good bye my precious hobby.

Edit: sorry i meant that my joint ligament has snapped twice and once sprained.

 

[bjj hero]

No it wouldnt be , because he was not the one who commited the wrong action the other guy did, he was only standing up for his freind , im sick of this shit of " If you do something back your just like them " no , not at all , its called standing up for something, wheater its defense of your freinds or your family. I bet he will never hit another girl in his life ......... or have sex with another for that matter . i believe he did the right thing, you never hit a woman ever

Its a "wrong action" to attack someone, by the sounds of things it was an unprovoked attack with a weapon. It doesn't read like self defence. So if this second victims friend put the guy in the hospital with a weapon it is exactly the same. You hurt my friend, I hurt you. Same reasoning. Either they are both justified or neither is. It was not defending anyone, friend, family or pet. The attack had already taken place and his actions did not protect anyone from being attacked. I believe the poster would have mentioned it if he hit him in the middle of the guy hitting his girlfriend.

Its not about you don't hit women, its about you don't hit people. It sounded like a cowardly attack by some clown who thinks he's the Punisher. I'm guessing without the weapon the victim may well have got the better of him, thats why he chose to use a weapon.

 

[dcdude171]

Bottom line ............ the other guy had it coming

No it wouldnt be , because he was not the one who commited the wrong action the other guy did, he was only standing up for his freind , im sick of this shit of " If you do something back your just like them " no , not at all , its called standing up for something, wheater its defense of your freinds or your family. I bet he will never hit another girl in his life ......... or have sex with another for that matter . i believe he did the right thing, you never hit a woman ever

Its a "wrong action" to attack someone, by the sounds of things it was an unprovoked attack with a weapon. It doesn't read like self defence. So if this second victims friend put the guy in the hospital with a weapon it is exactly the same. You hurt my friend, I hurt you. Same reasoning. Either they are both justified or neither is. It was not defending anyone, friend, family or pet. The attack had already taken place and his actions did not protect anyone from being attacked. I believe the poster would have mentioned it if he hit him in the middle of the guy hitting his girlfriend.

Its not about you don't hit women, its about you don't hit people. It sounded like a cowardly attack by some clown who thinks he's the Punisher. I'm guessing without the weapon the victim may well have got the better of him, thats why he chose to use a weapon.

 

[bjj hero]

Bottom line ............ the other guy had it coming

...In that case the poster would have "had it coming" for taking a cheap shot at someone with a weapon for a very similar reason. Your reasoning doesn't hold up. I assume you know that already as you offer one line as a reason with out further explanation.

 

[dcdude171]

Bottom line ............ the other guy had it coming

...In that case the poster would have "had it coming" for taking a cheap shot at someone with a weapon for a very similar reason. Your reasoning doesn't hold up. I assume you know that already as you offer one line as a reason with out further explanation.

The reason why i didnt explain myself was because it was 4 30 in the morning and i was tired and didnt feel like typeing ............ but .........here is the reason ..... one was a blanatant attack made with no provocation , the second was provoked by the hitting of his gf

 

[bjj hero]

The reason why i didnt explain myself was because it was 4 30 in the morning and i was tired and didnt feel like typeing ............ but .........here is the reason ..... one was a blanatant attack made with no provocation , the second was provoked by the hitting of his gf

One is an attack provoked by the hospitalisation of his friend with a weapon, the second was provoked by the hitting of his of his friend (who also happened to be female).

Not much in it for me.

 

[Dirkie]

I can remember i gave a classmate a very nasty bruise on the head when i hit him with a broomstick.
I must have been 5 years old, but it had enough impact me i guess, still remember it.
For the rest, i'm not particulary violent towards others.

 

[tobuji]

a think i bruised a kid once. that's it. week, i know.

 

[ace_of_something]

What is the deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

This is morbid.

I shot a man in his carotid artery. He died. It was awful. It's not glorious, exhilarating, honorable or any of that crap call of duty/enter the dragon says.
He was alive
Then he was dead.



Before you ask, I'm a police officer and he was shooting a gun at innocent people, mere minutes before he beat his own mother with a lamp until she was in a coma. Had to be done. At the time we weren't sure whos bullet killed him (four officers firing). Ballistics showed that six shots hit him in the neck and chest area. All of them were mine.

I am not proud. It simply is what happened.

 

[Stormz]

Punched someone in the face. The only time I ever had the guts to do it for some reason. Anyway he apparently got pretty bruised, or so his mother told me hurhur.

 

[dcdude171]

Ok so in your logic .......... " If a killer is excuted , than the person who kills them also should be excuted ........ and so on and so on , until it never ends , thats basically what you are saying , he hit the girl which makes it ok to hit the guy , which makes it ok for another guy to attack him and so on

 

[dcdude171]

well you should be proud , not that you have killed someone , but that you saved alot of lives that day

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

I sent a guy to the hospital for a testicale retrival operation as apparently ramming a hocky stick in a guy's crotch with all the force you can muster isn't a good idea, douchebag had it coming as he'd sent his girlfriend, who is one of my best friends to hospital after he beat the crap out of her, so I feel my actions where justified.

Would it be justified if one of his best friends came afterwards and broke your arm with a baseball bat in revenge?

No it wouldnt be , because he was not the one who commited the wrong action the other guy did, he was only standing up for his freind , im sick of this shit of " If you do something back your just like them " no , not at all , its called standing up for something, wheater its defense of your freinds or your family. I bet he will never hit another girl in his life ......... or have sex with another for that matter . i believe he did the right thing , you never hit a woman ever

One I'm a girl. And two it wasn't planned I got pissed visiting her in the hospital and said some things about him that got back to him so he came after me at my school, and found me as I was coming back from hockey practice, he came at me screaming that he was going to teach me a lesson and my place etc, so I smacked upwards with the stick I wasn't aiming or anything I was scared and just reacted. The police thought it was hilarious that this big guy got taken out by an 18 year old schoolgirl

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I fractured a guys arm in two places 3 weeks ago on the last day of school.
He went for me, so I grabbed him and clumsily pulled him to the ground.
I had no intention of seriously hurting him at all, but he got up and complained about his arm, and went to the nurse.
Two weeks later, I found it he'd fractured it and his arm was in a sling.
I still feel pretty bad about it.