December 21st, 2012
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I don't think anything will happen. My logic goes like this: If nothing does happen, hooray, I can rub it in peoples' faces. If I'm wrong, what does it matter? Everyone will be dead including me. Always best to take the defiant stance with apocalypse theories fairytales.littleghost said:
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On December the 12th, 2012, the Mud people will rise up out of the ground, in preparation for the final apocalyptic battle against the Space Spiders... from Outer Space. These two sides will belt the piss out of eachother in a titanic battle that will rage across all the continents and oceans of Earth, with little regard for whatever happens to be in the battle zone. The pathetic armies of humans will try and fight off both sides, but their weapons will be absorbed by the Mud People and deflected by the chitinous hides of the Space Spiders. Eventually, after most of us are wiped out in the crossfire, the Space Spiders will drain all water molocules off the planet, turning the Mud People into dry mineral husks, but also doing the same to us. Earth will become a scarred, barren waste of a planet, which will remain that way, until the Andronites come looking for planets to exploit for their mineral wealth. They'll suck out the last few deposits of minerals, then mark the strange little planet that once contained civilisation as an archeological curiosity, then move on, leaving this corner of space void of life, forever.
I think that's the day we're screwed because we observed dark matter. No seriously, you can destroy the universe by observing dark matter.
I suggest if you ever suspect dark matter being around the corner, plug your ears, close your eyes and scream "I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!".
This is the best defense against this threat. And on the plus side, it'll entertain me while you're doing it.
I suggest if you ever suspect dark matter being around the corner, plug your ears, close your eyes and scream "I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!".
This is the best defense against this threat. And on the plus side, it'll entertain me while you're doing it.
The old gods will tear open the sky and feast on our flesh until their hunger is sated.
Or nothing.
Or nothing.
I'll sell a lot of booze to people who think it will end, then go home and watch The Return of the King.
I like owning a bar.
I like owning a bar.
*Gets rid of his action games and keeps all his H-Games and sexy flash games close to him for when that happens*gof22 said:
