You know what? I'm sick of everyone giving Pretentious Indie Game such a bad rap, you're all just too damn stupid to play it. Everyone who goes on a rant about P.I.G. is just a bunch of whiny jerks who suck at the game and can't even get past the first level.
NEWSFLASH MORONS, YOU HAVE TO GET THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AWARD FIRST! Jesus, it's like none of you have even heard of an FAQ. Not that I needed a strategy guide, I'm not as retarded as you guys, I got the Total Douchebag Award on my first try, it's not that fucking hard to get if you make sure you keep telling all the NPCs how much better you are than them.
Also, protip, bitching at other people on the forums also helps you get past the fourth level, you have to just keep asserting how LEET you are and call everyone else N00BS, and anyone who has a higher score than you is obviously using mods, so make sure to report them at least 50 times and whine at the mods to get them banned.
Also, I heard the development company is working on a new game called "Disk Unreadable" which is supposed to be one of the hardest games to play EVER! Apparently 99% of the games sold will be faulty and only 1% of them will be a simulation of an unreadable disk. So only the SKILLED and LEET players will even get to START the game, which I heard will earn you the "TRYHARD" Achievement and make you king of all gamers.