I also forgot that in the game everybody is drunk even the mutated animals(c mon even the giant scorpions have whiskey on them).MiracleOfSound said:
Defend your favorite(FAKE) videogame franchise
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Arctic polar bear extreme hunting!
I like the fact that you can play from the polar bears perspective and maul all those pesky hunters who come to study you. I mean really, you are a wild force of nature! You can't be studied! And the last boss fight, you know, the one where you have to sneak into the camp sight in a cardboard box before mauling the sleeping rich boy. Genius. And the ending, the polar bear frantically fighting against the overwhelming odd before breathing its last is just so heart wrenching.
What's that? Controversy over it inspiring polar bears to attack humans? Lies all of it LIES!
I like the fact that you can play from the polar bears perspective and maul all those pesky hunters who come to study you. I mean really, you are a wild force of nature! You can't be studied! And the last boss fight, you know, the one where you have to sneak into the camp sight in a cardboard box before mauling the sleeping rich boy. Genius. And the ending, the polar bear frantically fighting against the overwhelming odd before breathing its last is just so heart wrenching.
What's that? Controversy over it inspiring polar bears to attack humans? Lies all of it LIES!
Oh, yeah! I remember that one...remember when the legendary hero Punch Sideironj-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
turned out to be the main villain?
I know I'm in a minority here but I loved 2008 release 'Mythic' and cannot wait for it's upcoming sequel.
I know plenty of people panned it for trying to do too much at once and ending up feeling too frantic and disconnected, but if you pay attention to the story you'll see that this feel deliberately reflects the protagonist's unstable state of mind. I get that this also makes the controls and difficulty rather unforgiving, if you persevere you'll find that this game has easily the most intense and sublime combat ever. A seamless mix of melee combat, gun play, and elemental god powers, all running at 180FPS (which I know caused a few cases of consoles/PC's to literally explode in the faces of their owners, making people all the more wary of the new games touted 270FPS) but to get that kind of quality you have to take a few risks, and if there's anything we know about developer Win Tech, it's that they don't screw around. I mean, who else would take they time to create the sort of epic branching story (spanning over 50 years in game and over 50 hours of game time) that comes with a 36 option moral choice system? Or make it so that every single enemy in the game is different? No really. every single one of the 88,175 (according to Wikipedia, though I suspect it was slightly more) enemies you face was designed individually from the ground up, meaning that even the ones of the same race would differ in the fine detail.
I would give you the synopsis of the story, but I have a feeling I'd end up writing a novel and leaving you with no need to play the game if you still wished. I'll suffice to say that the ending where
has to be the most moving moment in any form of media that I have ever experienced.
I know plenty of people panned it for trying to do too much at once and ending up feeling too frantic and disconnected, but if you pay attention to the story you'll see that this feel deliberately reflects the protagonist's unstable state of mind. I get that this also makes the controls and difficulty rather unforgiving, if you persevere you'll find that this game has easily the most intense and sublime combat ever. A seamless mix of melee combat, gun play, and elemental god powers, all running at 180FPS (which I know caused a few cases of consoles/PC's to literally explode in the faces of their owners, making people all the more wary of the new games touted 270FPS) but to get that kind of quality you have to take a few risks, and if there's anything we know about developer Win Tech, it's that they don't screw around. I mean, who else would take they time to create the sort of epic branching story (spanning over 50 years in game and over 50 hours of game time) that comes with a 36 option moral choice system? Or make it so that every single enemy in the game is different? No really. every single one of the 88,175 (according to Wikipedia, though I suspect it was slightly more) enemies you face was designed individually from the ground up, meaning that even the ones of the same race would differ in the fine detail.
I would give you the synopsis of the story, but I have a feeling I'd end up writing a novel and leaving you with no need to play the game if you still wished. I'll suffice to say that the ending where
The player character, 'Omega' has to remove his own soul in order to restore life to his newborn daughter, effectively passing the torch of 'chosen one' onto her (she is rumored to be the lead in the sequel, what age she will be by them is not yet confirmed). Knowing that his time is up, Omega then sacrifices himself to end the 'Battle of God Spawn', which also brings an end to the 'War of Ages'. Interestingly, while most games would do this sort of thing in a cutscene, in 'Mythic' it is all kept within gameplay.
Some People Say that "Secondlast Fantasy 72" got alittle out of hand especially when they brought back the main character from 48 back from the dead! but who doesn't want to play a JRPG staring a Ninja Zombie.
in many way's it is a play on the typical Christ story, only in a scale currently spanning 8.954 hours of game play! thats alot of bang for yuou buck right there!!
in many way's it is a play on the typical Christ story, only in a scale currently spanning 8.954 hours of game play! thats alot of bang for yuou buck right there!!
How come no-one here loves Esplosion? That game married elements og all the genres into a beautiful work of art that cured my ADD. I think we all died a little inside when your nazi/octopus friend gave his life by throwing himself in the way of that sentient black-hole. Or when the half ork/alien fleet battled mecha-Godzilla and Zombie Hitler's egg. I littreally crapped myself when I got the shark firing minigun with the attached stripper. It was also really funny when you had to play in a sitcom to prevent the apocalypse.
That game saved my mariage and restored my faith in hummanity.
That game saved my mariage and restored my faith in hummanity.
Neh neh neh!! Oh, just because Vegatable Pirate kills cancer, doesn't mean its a fun game.metal eslaved said:
Nuclear Power Plant simulator is a fantastic simulation game even though we knew it would give you cancer and make you sterile. The graphics are top notch (if it was made in the 1980s) and are on par with games like Pong and Space Invaders. We know the game crashes if you press a certain keys (the entire keyboard except Esc key) but we are working on a patch to fix this. This game was originally designed to be a bargin game but for the modest price tag of $347,600.99, it is quiet cheap in our eyes. Buy online and save $20!. Yet again, we plan on making a new DLC pack which will be on sale for $50,000 and will contain a much awaited 'Play Game' feature. We hope you will enjoy our game as much as we enjoyed making it. Stay tuned for more Power plant simulator games.
You know what? I'm sick of everyone giving Pretentious Indie Game such a bad rap, you're all just too damn stupid to play it. Everyone who goes on a rant about P.I.G. is just a bunch of whiny jerks who suck at the game and can't even get past the first level.
NEWSFLASH MORONS, YOU HAVE TO GET THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AWARD FIRST! Jesus, it's like none of you have even heard of an FAQ. Not that I needed a strategy guide, I'm not as retarded as you guys, I got the Total Douchebag Award on my first try, it's not that fucking hard to get if you make sure you keep telling all the NPCs how much better you are than them.
Also, protip, bitching at other people on the forums also helps you get past the fourth level, you have to just keep asserting how LEET you are and call everyone else N00BS, and anyone who has a higher score than you is obviously using mods, so make sure to report them at least 50 times and whine at the mods to get them banned.
Also, I heard the development company is working on a new game called "Disk Unreadable" which is supposed to be one of the hardest games to play EVER! Apparently 99% of the games sold will be faulty and only 1% of them will be a simulation of an unreadable disk. So only the SKILLED and LEET players will even get to START the game, which I heard will earn you the "TRYHARD" Achievement and make you king of all gamers.
NEWSFLASH MORONS, YOU HAVE TO GET THE TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AWARD FIRST! Jesus, it's like none of you have even heard of an FAQ. Not that I needed a strategy guide, I'm not as retarded as you guys, I got the Total Douchebag Award on my first try, it's not that fucking hard to get if you make sure you keep telling all the NPCs how much better you are than them.
Also, protip, bitching at other people on the forums also helps you get past the fourth level, you have to just keep asserting how LEET you are and call everyone else N00BS, and anyone who has a higher score than you is obviously using mods, so make sure to report them at least 50 times and whine at the mods to get them banned.
Also, I heard the development company is working on a new game called "Disk Unreadable" which is supposed to be one of the hardest games to play EVER! Apparently 99% of the games sold will be faulty and only 1% of them will be a simulation of an unreadable disk. So only the SKILLED and LEET players will even get to START the game, which I heard will earn you the "TRYHARD" Achievement and make you king of all gamers.
Look, I know that Loading Ready Run based games have, in the past, been quite shite. But Matt's Wubstep Adventure is actually really quite good. Its actually a licensed kinect title thast getting pushed heavily by microsoft, so you know itll be good.
Now, the game consist of wubstepping to mimic what happening on screen, with an amazing soundtrack of Matts wubbs. But you can also use the kinect micorphone to wub your own wubbs on your wubventure. You can even upload your wubs to share with other players. You know Wubstep Rex? Got discovered by someone playing this game.
Now, the game consist of wubstepping to mimic what happening on screen, with an amazing soundtrack of Matts wubbs. But you can also use the kinect micorphone to wub your own wubbs on your wubventure. You can even upload your wubs to share with other players. You know Wubstep Rex? Got discovered by someone playing this game.