Defend yourself!

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'd either use my pocket knife or my Aikido to floor it and move about ten feet to grab either my gladius, saber, katana, or wakazashi. Yes, I collect bladed weapons. Yes, it would be effective. Or I could snap its neck, but I'd rather have steel between me and face noming zombie. XD

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I have a bunch of crap around me that I can use to defend myself but I would likely yank up the chair I'm sitting on and use that to keep it at bay and potentially cave in it's stupid, rotted skull.

 

[Caligulove]

I'm actually the cabinet door in my room, so I have a few screwdrivers and a hammer on the shelf next to me- so probably go straight for the hammer and get medieval on it

 

[Nixzilla]

i got a controler and air spray so if i can blind it i should be good

 

[Idlemessiah]

Well I live in an empty room, so the closest thing to me will be the zombie.
The zombie will be beaten to death with its own arms, like a backwards Sir Daniel Fortesque!

 

[spartan1077]

:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.

well you can show it the picture of your avatar then tell him what is special about it. He would probably just walk away crying.

sorry I have a hot avatar... and yes I know it's a trap but damn it just look!!!!

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Wii-mote

 

[Something Amyss]

*picks up 9 inch knife*
Nah.
*picks up baseball bat*
Pssh.
*picks up barbells*
Meh
*picks up Popcap collection*

HA! There we go. They'll play this for eternity!

 

[Rensenhito]

Scissors and a ceramic mug.
Also, a really sharp knife.
Also, a really hard helmet.
Also, a really heavy coin case.
Also, 4 unopened cans of root beer.

...I'd die from indecision.

 

[MEEBO17]

I got a sharp metal CD rack with a bunch of Gorillaz discs on it. HELLZ YEAH

 

[Kurokami]

Alright, so where ever you currently are, that's exactly where you are when you realize a single zombie as managed to get the jump on you and is about to attack.

What is the item around you that you are able to grab and use to defend yourself against this unwelcome assailant? Do you think it would be effective?

Will you survive?!

Spicy noodle soup, burn you fucker! (or atleast his taste buds'll die before he eats me brain)

 

[Something Amyss]

:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.

well you can show it the picture of your avatar then tell him what is special about it. He would probably just walk away crying.

sorry I have a hot avatar... and yes I know it's a trap but damn it just look!!!!

Should I ask what you mean?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, I've got a pair of scisors, but I can rekill the zombie with anything in the room, including the room itself, or I could just use my fists...
The kitchen is also in this room, so maybe I can cook and eat the zombie...
I am kinda hungry...

Alternatively, I could just order the zombie to go back to his post...

 

[TehCookie]

I have a sword to my right, a sword to my left and two more behind me. I think I'm good.

 

[Carlston]

My trusty ASP I got in the Navy is at my computer desk...

I'll crush it's skull easy.

 

[Charli]

COME ON COFFEE CUP AND TABLET PEN! Don't fail me now!!

 

[Eggsnham]

I'll beat it to death with a phone.

 

[Chronarch]

Well, I have a Darth Vader bobble-head and a stool. Yeah, I would probably be fine.