Defend yourself!
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Sitting on a chair in the snack area of the school's library. I take off my headphones (so they don't pull me back when I try to move), kick the chair into the zombie's path so that it'll fall, and stomp it's skull with my foot.
So, the zombie is almost up to me then, so.... IF I grab something, it will either empty glass bottles, not much against a zombie, or hot coffee, which I'm more likely to get burned with then harm the living dead.... I probably won't survive, and even if my life is -meh if we look at another thread, I still won't go down without a fight, some adrenaline powered punches to the sound of 'Come Sail away' from the YGOTAS voice actors.
Will I survive? depends on how easily you can be infected I guess, if it's only bites, I hope I can at least grab hold of it's head and get help while preventing any bites, if not, then I'm most likely screwed. Then again, zombies are more or less rotting flesh, and the human jaws aren't designed to kill so....
Will I survive? depends on how easily you can be infected I guess, if it's only bites, I hope I can at least grab hold of it's head and get help while preventing any bites, if not, then I'm most likely screwed. Then again, zombies are more or less rotting flesh, and the human jaws aren't designed to kill so....
My dilema is not that there's a zombie, but what to choose to dispatch him with. I can choose from any one of the following:
1. sawed down remington 12 guage pump-action
2. si Marine kabar
3. greek shortsword
4. wu-dong sword
5. M1911 pearl-handled Colt .45
6. one of my five lacrosse sticks
7. 8 oz titanium baseball bat
8. take him to the ground and curb-stomp him with my combat boots
9. Vault-Boy bobblehead to drive me to ultra-violence with moloko and his words
1. sawed down remington 12 guage pump-action
2. si Marine kabar
3. greek shortsword
4. wu-dong sword
5. M1911 pearl-handled Colt .45
6. one of my five lacrosse sticks
7. 8 oz titanium baseball bat
8. take him to the ground and curb-stomp him with my combat boots
9. Vault-Boy bobblehead to drive me to ultra-violence with moloko and his words
There are so many of these threads here on the escapist that I've actually started keeping a bat in the cupboard and a knife in the drawer, just so I don't have to reply that I'm going to have to battle a zombie armed only with a TV remote and a 320Gb external HDD!
I really don't want to know why...Celtic_Kerr said:
I've got a can of 7UP and my iPod. I think I'm just going to put on some tunes, grab my drink, and run for dear life.
This laptop that I'm using to answer this post, and a bunch of dishes. At least it would stave them off while I think of a plan.
I'm pretty sure I could take a single zombie with my bare hands. A swift kick to it's legs will bring it down, and then I would grip it around the neck and jerk it's head off of the neck. I'm not the strongest guy in the world, but I think I could pull a zombie head off of a zombie body.
I knew keeping a batarng by my desk would pay off!
What? Frostmourne was to far away, the faehugger is useless, and my starkiller flash drive isn't here yet.
[sub]Somebody help me, I have to many collectors editions[/sub]
Oh, forgot about the District 9 rifle...decisions decisions...
[sub]PLEASE! Help me[sub]eeeeee[sub]eeeeeeee *garkh[/sub][/sub][/sub]
I'm at my desk at work. The nearest thing to hand is my coffe mug, so unless the zombie is allergic to caffine or has a particularly fragile skull, I'm screwed.
Alternatively, I have a bottle of glasses-cleaning fluid which is basically heavily diluted rubbing alcohol. Nope, still useless.
Is it a particularly narrow zombie? I might be able to holepunch him.
Ah, forget it.
Alternatively, I have a bottle of glasses-cleaning fluid which is basically heavily diluted rubbing alcohol. Nope, still useless.
Is it a particularly narrow zombie? I might be able to holepunch him.
Ah, forget it.
22 in my desk I'm sitting at. 12 gauge under my bed. 9 mil in the kitchen. 9 mil in my guest bedroom. TWO 9 mils in my parent's bedroom. 2 more plus a 22 pistol in the downstairs living room. And a 12 gauge plus a 22 scoped rifle in my game room. All have loaded clips next to them.
Intruders beware, my parents were in the Army.
Intruders beware, my parents were in the Army.
