Defending yourself: Peers' answers to not so every day problems
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firstly what kind of assassin would break down ur door?! it alerts you and ur neighbours.
anyway i suppse the kitchen knifes or if i have time my brother has some big knives in his room.
stand to the side of the door so i can knife him as he walks in
hang on i bet this is a decoaaaaaahhhhhh
anyway i suppse the kitchen knifes or if i have time my brother has some big knives in his room.
stand to the side of the door so i can knife him as he walks in
hang on i bet this is a decoaaaaaahhhhhh
I'd call the police and barricade my door. Like to see him smash through a door that also has my bed lodged between it and the opposite wall.
From that position I have no chance of defeating him but assuming he is a real assassin I would never have a chance of defeating him, my best chance is to fight him off and delay him till the authorities arrive.
I have an aerosol can and a lighter so if he manages to cut a hole in the door somehow I'll flame his face if he tries to look through and shoot me.
I also have a souvenir from when I lived in Thailand, an elephant hook, basically a steel spike curved at 45 degrees away from a 18 inch long stick, of course it is just an ornament at the moment but if my life was threatened I would do anything to defend myself...
If that doesn't work Plan B is to set my bed on fire and escape out my window where I can actually leap into my neighbour's garden where I would then run, not in a straight line but taking as many turns as possible and not stopping till I'm physically exhausted, then I hide.
From that position I have no chance of defeating him but assuming he is a real assassin I would never have a chance of defeating him, my best chance is to fight him off and delay him till the authorities arrive.
I have an aerosol can and a lighter so if he manages to cut a hole in the door somehow I'll flame his face if he tries to look through and shoot me.
I also have a souvenir from when I lived in Thailand, an elephant hook, basically a steel spike curved at 45 degrees away from a 18 inch long stick, of course it is just an ornament at the moment but if my life was threatened I would do anything to defend myself...
If that doesn't work Plan B is to set my bed on fire and escape out my window where I can actually leap into my neighbour's garden where I would then run, not in a straight line but taking as many turns as possible and not stopping till I'm physically exhausted, then I hide.
I sit there, perfectly still and wait for the assassin.
I wait for him to get within striking distance, stand up quickly and in the same moment grab my chair and hit the assassin in the face with it.
I wait for him to get within striking distance, stand up quickly and in the same moment grab my chair and hit the assassin in the face with it.
Grab the Bokken (wooden katana) off the floor in my room and smash his face in.
sidenote: a wooden sword may seem useless to you, my 10 year old brother managed to give someone a concussion with one.
sidenote: a wooden sword may seem useless to you, my 10 year old brother managed to give someone a concussion with one.
I'd quickly insert the battery into my Airsoft gun and put the Mag I have in it.
I'd like to see him kill me without any eyes! Mwa ha ha!
I'd like to see him kill me without any eyes! Mwa ha ha!
I pick up my "How to be Jason Bourne" handbook and read through the section on how to fend of assassins.
Of course, by the time I read it all he would have killed me, but then I know how to fend of assassins from the after life.
Of course, by the time I read it all he would have killed me, but then I know how to fend of assassins from the after life.
One of the various swords or sharp craft tools that litter the house (raised by reenacters).
I'd also take of some clothes if I had time (if the assassin is too busy puking to fight, I've won)
I'd also take of some clothes if I had time (if the assassin is too busy puking to fight, I've won)
I have a selection of q-tips here as a purveyor of such fine collectibles. Perhaps I would not be able to defend myself from him with their fuzzy might per se, but, I dare you to consider their worth after appraising each of these sticks. I don't know, just -maybe- a little mercantile would go a long way and Mr. Assassin could be dissuaded from his homocidal course through some free samples? Provided he would look after them, that is.
They're very valuable.
They're very valuable.