Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

[scorptatious]

So I just beaten this one guy, and then when I came back to the place I was normally sent back to, I discovered I was growing horns on my head. At the same time, there were these guys who were surrounding the corpse of my dead girlfriend, sister, cousin, whatever, and they got angry at me and shot me in the leg. And then one of them went up and stabbed me through the chest.

After that, I turned into this giant shadowy monster and started kicking their asses. But they eventually escaped and took the sword I had with me at the time and threw it into a pool of water. This created some kind of vortex which sucked me in and turned me into a baby.

 

[Xaio30]

"You put your middle finger between your teeth and bite it off with a crunch before you realize with horror what you just did."

Spoiler: A great game, really.

A memorable scene from the game Planescape: Torment where you replace your finger with another without any particular reason.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

A giant space laser in orbit attempts to nuke a teenager with psychic powers who's trying to resurrect another psychic who destroyed the city 31 years before, but only manages to burn off his arm, so he goes into orbit, blows it up, and uses some of the debris to make a new arm.

 

[TheOneBearded]

Man in a bat costume has a frog in his throat, yet tries to communicate with others. Gets angry and starts punching people when they don't understand what he is saying.

 

[Vausch]

Then the guy's hand starts talking to him after growing a face and turns into a penis when he's talking to a girl he likes.


I'll let you guess on that. Hint: It's not porn in any way.

South Park?

Nope.

FLCL >_>?

If that did happen in FLCL, I missed it during the 20 times I've seen it. Nope.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Spoiler:
So after beating the bad guys, the protagonist and his family commit suicide.

Spoiler

A Serbian Film, right?

So the Scottish girl was trapped on the asteroid base and about to have her baby stolen by a woman in an eye patch, but then she was saved by he husband, the ancient Roman, a fat blue man, a squadron of fighter planes from WWII, a lesbian lizard-person from the 16th Century and her partner, a short, lactating, alien nurse with a giant egg-head, and a man who lives in a box. (and possibly more, I don't remember)

Spoiler: Quite obviously...

Doctor Who

 

[Mikkel421427]

Your in a security guard's head and you need to beat up a nursery school teacher and avoid the FBI so you can teach the guard that he is a milkman.
Not hard.

Easy! The guess that is, I found that level bloody confusing... Everything was so weird... Like everything else in Psychonauts

 

[scorptatious]

Man in a bat costume has a frog in his throat, yet tries to communicate with others. Gets angry and starts punching people when they don't understand what he is saying.

Man in a bat costume...

Oh! Is is Green Lantern?

 

[TheOneBearded]

Group of four survivors are running up flights of stairs. When the fatter member starts getting tired, the douchebag tempts him with a chocolate helicopter if he reaches the top. Man gets angry - cue the bitchin' music.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So, you can roleplay as a ship's captain who is into bestiality and everybody doesn't call him out on it.

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That's not bestiality.
That's like saying white guys who have sex with black chicks are into bestiality.

 

[TheOneBearded]

Man in a bat costume has a frog in his throat, yet tries to communicate with others. Gets angry and starts punching people when they don't understand what he is saying.

Man in a bat costume...

Oh! Is is Green Lantern?

Ha! You just made my day!

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

So I'm derping around when all of a sudden BOOM! Huge explosion!

Spoiler

Every Call of Duty game ever!

Also, on a side note, my CAPTCHA asked me to describe the company Intel. Interestingly enough, my joke of "piece of crap" worked...

 

[TheOneBearded]

So I had a yelling contest with the guy I'm fighting, then I dyed my hair yellow. Then, BOOM - explosions!

Too easy!

 

[Durgiun]

So, you can roleplay as a ship's captain who is into bestiality and everybody doesn't call him out on it.

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That's not bestiality.
That's like saying white guys who have sex with black chicks are into bestiality.

What you're saying would only make sense if Shepard and Tali were of the same species, but of different races. They're not. Each belongs to a different species. How do I know this, because I've yet to hear in the ME universe of a Quarian-Human hybrid that was fertile.

And if a human has sex with something that is not of their species and belongs to the class of animalia-a. k. a. an organism that eats other organisms, the human is engaging in bestiality.

Hence why Shepard is into bestiality.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So, you can roleplay as a ship's captain who is into bestiality and everybody doesn't call him out on it.

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That's not bestiality.
That's like saying white guys who have sex with black chicks are into bestiality.

What you're saying would only make sense if Shepard and Tali were of the same species, but of different races. They're not. Each belongs to a different species. How do I know this, because I've yet to hear in the ME universe of a Quarian-Human hybrid that was fertile.

And if a human has sex with something that is not of their species and belongs to the class of animalia-a. k. a. an organism that eats other organisms, the human is engaging in bestiality.

Hence why Shepard is into bestiality.

...
Your argument makes sense and I retract my former statement.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So I had a yelling contest with the guy I'm fighting, then I dyed my hair yellow. Then, BOOM - explosions!

Too easy!

Pretty sure it's Dragon Ball Z (or anything involved with Dragon Ball).

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Spoiler

So there's this cross-dressing god who is controlling this lady with giant breasts who is actually an illusion. You try to kill the illusion and it disappears. Then the cross-dressing god is all "you are a sinner!" and you go "fuck you!" and then you kill him along with this ugly girl who happens to have the power to sustain a magical fire.

Spoiler

Dark Souls