Destroy the Guy Below You!!! Use your imagination here people, you will need it to win!

[Saylek]

Basically in this thread you will have to kill the user above you with the item they provide you with.
the item has to be physical (SOMETHING YOU CAN HOLD) also it has to be larger than 1 mm and smaller than the death star (just so people dont start killing each other with planets and atoms)

By using this item the user has to invent a funny, serious, sick, etc type of way to destroy the next user.
so here is an example


an umbrella

 

[Saylek]

stick the umbrella up your ass and unfold it


a walking stick

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Poke it through your ears and into your brain.

A taxi.

Edit: This should be in Forum games mate, and your title says below, not above.

 

[Zacharine]

umm, shouldn't this be in the forum games section?

I steal the taxi and run you over with it.

A computer mouse.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Sell it to a kidnapper, wait until you get in it (has to happen one day!), let him drive you off, and have his way with you...

A donut

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Keep this clean guys or it'll be locked soon

Skip me, just use donut as stated above

 

[El Poncho]

Tied to the wheel of a taxi as I drive threw a valley of rusty nails(they are not close together because that wouldnt hurt)

A Cupboard.

 

[Saylek]

lock you in the cupboard and throw you off a bridge

a telephone

 

[sky14kemea]

put poison in it

a pickle

 

[El Poncho]

Make you eat a very large pickle and you choke on it.

A spoon.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Fashion into a bladed projectile to be fired at you by a comically large slingshot.

a defective .50 bullet

 

[Sewer Rat]

SPOOOOON!!!!
Shove it down your throat.
A Napkin
Edit: Dammit, you beat me to it...
Shove it in your Eye...
Again A Napkin

 

[Valkyira]

SPOOOOON!!!!
Shove it down your throat.
A Napkin

shove it down your throat haha

 

[Stryc9]

Use the spoon to scoop your brains out through your eye sockets while you're still alive.

A can of chili, you have no can opener.

 

[Sir-Tdb]

Smash the can into your face.

A watch.

 

[1ronJ4m]

cut 2 holes in the napkin and look at you through them
a llama

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Shove it down your throat so you choke to death.
[sup]Wow, that was for the can of chili, but it still works with the llama.
Also, Oblivious is right, this should be in forum games.[/sup]

A chicken.

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

Bash your head in with the can.

Small paperback children's book.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

ACK! This isn't working!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Fire it at you out of a muzzle loading cannon (guy 2 posts above)
A Fortune cookie fortune.