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Ares Tyr post=18.70520.719092 said:
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Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717871 said:
Stuff like this is exactly why I'm not an atheist. Do you see everyone? There is good in the world.
The problem though, is that most gods would not approve of it.
No God of mine would find that sinful. Why else would I (and every other heterosexual and even bisexual male) find it so super-special-awesome instinctively?
I know I'm meant to be offended by this, but to be honest I'm just amused and generally delighted that I managed to incite a theological debate.
Uhm. I wasn' trying to be offensive, miss. Sorry if I came off that way.
Oh no, that's not what I meant either. I just meant that as a feminist and lezza I'm meant to be offended when guys derive pleasure from it. But, I'm not.
 

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Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.720411 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.719092 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.717944 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717903 said:
poleboy post=18.70520.717878 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717871 said:
Stuff like this is exactly why I'm not an atheist. Do you see everyone? There is good in the world.
The problem though, is that most gods would not approve of it.
No God of mine would find that sinful. Why else would I (and every other heterosexual and even bisexual male) find it so super-special-awesome instinctively?
I know I'm meant to be offended by this, but to be honest I'm just amused and generally delighted that I managed to incite a theological debate.
Uhm. I wasn' trying to be offensive, miss. Sorry if I came off that way.
Oh no, that's not what I meant either. I just meant that as a feminist and lezza I'm meant to be offended when guys derive pleasure from it. But, I'm not.
If anyone of any sex was aroused by the thought of my sexual exploits, I would feel infinitely complimented. Joyous even.
 

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Ares Tyr post=18.70520.720418 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.720411 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.719092 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.717944 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717903 said:
poleboy post=18.70520.717878 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717871 said:
Stuff like this is exactly why I'm not an atheist. Do you see everyone? There is good in the world.
The problem though, is that most gods would not approve of it.
No God of mine would find that sinful. Why else would I (and every other heterosexual and even bisexual male) find it so super-special-awesome instinctively?
I know I'm meant to be offended by this, but to be honest I'm just amused and generally delighted that I managed to incite a theological debate.
Uhm. I wasn' trying to be offensive, miss. Sorry if I came off that way.
Oh no, that's not what I meant either. I just meant that as a feminist and lezza I'm meant to be offended when guys derive pleasure from it. But, I'm not.
If anyone of any sex was aroused by the thought of my sexual exploits, I would feel infinitely complimented. Joyous even.
Your a little to thin and bony for my taste. Also, no, I'm not fat. Avatar does NOT equal person. It's a friend of mine.

But as a true to heart piece of advice, eat some damn chicken Ares!
 

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Aries_Split post=18.70520.720423 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.720418 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.720411 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.719092 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.717944 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717903 said:
poleboy post=18.70520.717878 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717871 said:
Stuff like this is exactly why I'm not an atheist. Do you see everyone? There is good in the world.
The problem though, is that most gods would not approve of it.
No God of mine would find that sinful. Why else would I (and every other heterosexual and even bisexual male) find it so super-special-awesome instinctively?
I know I'm meant to be offended by this, but to be honest I'm just amused and generally delighted that I managed to incite a theological debate.
Uhm. I wasn' trying to be offensive, miss. Sorry if I came off that way.
Oh no, that's not what I meant either. I just meant that as a feminist and lezza I'm meant to be offended when guys derive pleasure from it. But, I'm not.
If anyone of any sex was aroused by the thought of my sexual exploits, I would feel infinitely complimented. Joyous even.
Your a little to thin and bony for my taste. Also, no, I'm not fat. Avatar does NOT equal person. It's a friend of mine.

But as a true to heart piece of advice, eat some damn chicken Ares!
I fuck you not, I sit here on my bed, laptop ontop lap, eating a bag of pretzels and gulping down sweet tea. My metabolism is just super awesome. Also I'm definetly hotter in person.
 

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Ares Tyr post=18.70520.720429 said:
Aries_Split post=18.70520.720423 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.720418 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.720411 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.719092 said:
Late-Night-Conversation post=18.70520.717944 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717903 said:
poleboy post=18.70520.717878 said:
Ares Tyr post=18.70520.717871 said:
Stuff like this is exactly why I'm not an atheist. Do you see everyone? There is good in the world.
The problem though, is that most gods would not approve of it.
No God of mine would find that sinful. Why else would I (and every other heterosexual and even bisexual male) find it so super-special-awesome instinctively?
I know I'm meant to be offended by this, but to be honest I'm just amused and generally delighted that I managed to incite a theological debate.
Uhm. I wasn' trying to be offensive, miss. Sorry if I came off that way.
Oh no, that's not what I meant either. I just meant that as a feminist and lezza I'm meant to be offended when guys derive pleasure from it. But, I'm not.
If anyone of any sex was aroused by the thought of my sexual exploits, I would feel infinitely complimented. Joyous even.
Your a little to thin and bony for my taste. Also, no, I'm not fat. Avatar does NOT equal person. It's a friend of mine.

But as a true to heart piece of advice, eat some damn chicken Ares!
I fuck you not, I sit here on my bed, laptop ontop lap, eating a bag of pretzels and gulping down sweet tea. My metabolism is just super awesome. Also I'm definetly hotter in person.
I'm just fucking like you. I scarf down all this food yet never get any fatter. Perhaps we should start a group for Fast Metabolism's? And I'll take your word on the sexiness front.
 

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Aries Split:

Or maybe you should do our type a favor and stop being such a CHUBBY CHASER! We're a dying breed, you know...

Taxi Driver: Yeah... but I haven't really done much of that latelyl. I've been a lazy bastard for the past few weeks, months even. Still got nothin'. Not so much as a real paunch. Albeit I have put on a little more water weight since I stopped wrestling.
 

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I'll share my dirty gaming-related secrets here...
1) I own Rumble Roses XX
2) I freakin hate Soul Caliber
3) I haven't beaten any of the Halo games on Solo Legendary

That other stuff... I think I'll leave where Google doesn't dig it up so easily.
 

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Taxi Driver post=18.70520.720514 said:
How did you go Gonzo, I don?t understand how you people who have not been here as long as me surpass my number of post so greatly?
Hory shit. I do go gonzo, I have no idera. Thank you, Traxi Driver fo infrorming me of this!

I seriously didn't notice. Probably because I haven't had much of a life for the past month, so I just post bullshit on the internet. That'll change in about three weeks when I leave for basic though. You'll have some catch up time.
 

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Ares Tyr post=18.70520.720522 said:
Taxi Driver post=18.70520.720514 said:
How did you go Gonzo, I don?t understand how you people who have not been here as long as me surpass my number of post so greatly?
Hory shit. I do go gonzo, I have no idera. Thank you, Traxi Driver fo infrorming me of this!

I seriously didn't notice. Probably because I haven't had much of a life for the past month, so I just post bullshit on the internet. That'll change in about three weeks when I leave for basic though. You'll have some catch up time.
It also might have something to do with the fact that 97.6% of all Ares Tyr's posts are made of Epic and Win.
 
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The Iron Ninja post=18.70520.719297 said:
You're saying you don't think it would cause someone to not want to have anything to do with it again? Is that a typo, because that makes the whole point you made about how painful it would be to be boiled alive kind of conflicting.

Another dirty little secret? As much as I would like to say otherwise, my accent is probably really annoying to listen to.
Well, fortunately you only communicate with us by typing. It's pretty hard to do an accent while ty-

Crap. Now someone's going to type with an accent just to prove me wrong.
Nah, mate, naaah. Why w'ld yer do that? Y'd sound retahhded.
 

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meatloaf231 post=18.70520.719322 said:
The Iron Ninja post=18.70520.719297 said:
You're saying you don't think it would cause someone to not want to have anything to do with it again? Is that a typo, because that makes the whole point you made about how painful it would be to be boiled alive kind of conflicting.

Another dirty little secret? As much as I would like to say otherwise, my accent is probably really annoying to listen to.
Well, fortunately you only communicate with us by typing. It's pretty hard to do an accent while ty-

Crap. Now someone's going to type with an accent just to prove me wrong.
Aye da we air, in fa a hink a wiw huv tae taak li iss jus so youse ken whit a soond lie in reil liff.
 

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Why would you send a fake tip-off to the FBI?

I once kicked a chicken (In accordance to the fun had in Fable) I didn't kick it hard but I felt terrible about it later. And remembering about it I still feel bad about it now.
 

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I sorta hate all you guys, You know in a way.(FMSociety of jackassery.)

You guys can eat all you want and not need to exercise, Me on the other hand I really should. But later on if I started training I could build much larger muscles because I have more skin, Which in turn allow me I could pack more muscles under the skin. If you went past a certain point your skin would being to tighten up more and more and you risk tearing it. While I don't really have so much of that problem because I have built up a bit.

(I weigh 190, But i'm not a fat ass. I could really stand to lose some weight but working out more is a better idea since I could really turn into a power house. Its kind of weird that I pretty much look the same way as another kid my age, Pretty much same body built but I out weigh him by 40 pounds.)
 

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Bulletinmybrain post=18.70520.722274 said:
I sorta hate all you guys, You know in a way.(FMSociety of jackassery.)

You guys can eat all you want and not need to exercise, Me on the other hand I really should. But later on if I started training I could build much larger muscles because I have more skin, Which in turn allow me I could pack more muscles under the skin. If you went past a certain point your skin would being to tighten up more and more and you risk tearing it. While I don't really have so much of that problem because I have built up a bit.

(I weigh 190, But i'm not a fat ass. I could really stand to lose some weight but working out more is a better idea since I could really turn into a power house. Its kind of weird that I pretty much look the same way as another kid my age, Pretty much same body built but I out weigh him by 40 pounds.)
Well for the record I have several years of weekly excercise under my belt (which is black from Tae Kwon Do) and eat at the kind of intervals that stimulate metabolism (several small meals across the day), so who knows, maybe I'm actually healthier than I think.
 

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By all rights I should be a fat, I eat way to much and excersise way too little, but I'm still not fat (indicates to Avatar if that's any indication)
 

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The Iron Ninja post=18.70520.719198 said:
Imagine it as a different animal. If you had to lower live cows into a vat of boilng water, would you want to eat the cow afterwards?
Actually yes. Which makes me feel like clarifying that I'm not some kind of sadist that tortures animals or anything, I love animals and have perfectly healthy pets to prove it (Well they're not perfectly healthy but nothing that could have been avoided).

I guess I go for the whole 'killing animals is natural and necessary' thing, so I don't feel so bad about it. Besides, no one can know how different animals feel pain but I doubt a crab would feel as bad about cooking to deaht in a boiling pot as humans would. I would assume they would a) die a lot quicker and b) don't have the capacity to feel pain that thoroughly (no offense).

What I don't like though is people hunting with arrows or spears, and all they do is stick them into the animal's side 50 times until they die. Apparently they don't know that a spear into an animal's side is just gonna hurt like hell, aim for the neck or something if you're gonna kill it. And genocide. I don't particularly care for genocide.

Secret: I'm Jewish. More of a fun fact than a secret but I don't feel like thinking of a better one right now.
 

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as far as the animals, its a very quick and painless death. before you can begin to slaughter the animal they have to be rendered "senseless". there is a way they do this to assure that the animal feels nothing as they go to work. Ive seen it done. It less than 1/4 of a second they are no longer there. Later you have that extra side of beef you ordered on your burger. (seems strange, dosent it?)
 

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Ares Tyr post=18.70520.722295 said:
Bulletinmybrain post=18.70520.722274 said:
I sorta hate all you guys, You know in a way.(FMSociety of jackassery.)

You guys can eat all you want and not need to exercise, Me on the other hand I really should. But later on if I started training I could build much larger muscles because I have more skin, Which in turn allow me I could pack more muscles under the skin. If you went past a certain point your skin would being to tighten up more and more and you risk tearing it. While I don't really have so much of that problem because I have built up a bit.

(I weigh 190, But i'm not a fat ass. I could really stand to lose some weight but working out more is a better idea since I could really turn into a power house. Its kind of weird that I pretty much look the same way as another kid my age, Pretty much same body built but I out weigh him by 40 pounds.)
Well for the record I have several years of weekly excercise under my belt (which is black from Tae Kwon Do) and eat at the kind of intervals that stimulate metabolism (several small meals across the day), so who knows, maybe I'm actually healthier than I think.
I'm going to go out on a limb here, Tae Kwon Do is useless in a fight. Kicking is useless because your off balenced, A simple rush take the hit and your on the ground on your back.(Never good.) Punching? Again useless, Grabs work oh so much better, Hammerlock is a notable one where I could break your dislocate your shoulder and make that arm useless in1-2 seconds.

(Tae Kwon Do maybe have some use in a fight, But some wrestling moves like the granby roll, Hammerlock, Full nelson are much more useful.)