Dirty little secrets...

[The Iron Ninja]

No, Jiu Jitsu is useless in a fight. At least Tae Kwon Do has kicking and punching (before you say anything know that I myself did Jiu Jitsu for about a year and a half.)

 

[MISS HAVISHAM]

I'm a robot. :|

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Imagine it as a different animal. If you had to lower live cows into a vat of boilng water, would you want to eat the cow afterwards?

Actually yes. Which makes me feel like clarifying that I'm not some kind of sadist that tortures animals or anything, I love animals and have perfectly healthy pets to prove it (Well they're not perfectly healthy but nothing that could have been avoided).

I guess I go for the whole 'killing animals is natural and necessary' thing, so I don't feel so bad about it. Besides, no one can know how different animals feel pain but I doubt a crab would feel as bad about cooking to deaht in a boiling pot as humans would. I would assume they would a) die a lot quicker and b) don't have the capacity to feel pain that thoroughly (no offense).

What I don't like though is people hunting with arrows or spears, and all they do is stick them into the animal's side 50 times until they die. Apparently they don't know that a spear into an animal's side is just gonna hurt like hell, aim for the neck or something if you're gonna kill it. And genocide. I don't particularly care for genocide.

Secret: I'm Jewish. More of a fun fact than a secret but I don't feel like thinking of a better one right now.

Eh, Killing is a natural part of life. We are the biggest predators on the planet which entitles us to be able to hunt on all other animals.(Which at a point some animals arn't very good to hunt, Since we would quickly exterminate them.)

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

No, Jiu Jitsu is useless in a fight. At least Tae Kwon Do has kicking and punching (before you say anything know that I myself did Jiu Jitsu for about a year and a half.

Punching is more or less useless, All your doing is dragging it out with a punch. The only time ever where punching is even slightly useful(Anything that involves punching/Slamming while grabbing I do not count as punching, But under grabs.) is when you can't grab the opponent. And if you can't grab him/her then your going to have hell of a time.

 

[poleboy]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, Tae Kwon Do is useless in a fight.

Let's not go there. I kind of like this thread, and that's flamebait if I ever saw it.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

No, Jiu Jitsu is useless in a fight. At least Tae Kwon Do has kicking and punching (before you say anything know that I myself did Jiu Jitsu for about a year and a half.

Punching is more or less useless, All your doing is dragging it out with a punch. The only time ever where punching is even slightly useful(Anything that involves punching/Slamming while grabbing I do not count as punching, But under grabs.) is when you can't grab the opponent. And if you can't grab him/her then your going to have hell of a time.

Have you ever been punched in the face? As stated I did Jiu Jitsu, and it would be pretty damn useless in a street brawl.

Eh, Killing is a natural part of life. We are the biggest predators on the planet which entitles us to be able to hunt on all other animals.(Which at a point some animals arn't very good to hunt, Since we would quickly exterminate them.)

Hmm? Maybe I should clarify that I'll eat pretty much anything else other than Crabs. Though I generaly don't like the taste of seafood as a whole and so try and avoid it.
And we are most certainly not the biggest predators on the planet. In fact we're Scavengers and Omnivores.

 

[Combined]

1. I find "The cake is a lie" funny after hearing it *Insert infinity symbol* times.
2. I was thought to check my room, food and clothes for "bugs" during the soviet occupation and I still do.
3. I used to have a "Compulsive Liar" disorder.

 

[meatloaf231]

1. I find "The cake is a lie" funny after hearing it *Insert infinity symbol* times.
2. I was thought to check my room, food and clothes for "bugs" during the soviet occupation and I still do.
3. I used to have a "Compulsive Liar" disorder.

The third one kind of voids anything before it...

 

[Combined]

1. I find "The cake is a lie" funny after hearing it *Insert infinity symbol* times.
2. I was thought to check my room, food and clothes for "bugs" during the soviet occupation and I still do.
3. I used to have a "Compulsive Liar" disorder.

The third one kind of voids anything before it...

Maybe.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I sorta hate all you guys, You know in a way.(FMSociety of jackassery.)

You guys can eat all you want and not need to exercise, Me on the other hand I really should. But later on if I started training I could build much larger muscles because I have more skin, Which in turn allow me I could pack more muscles under the skin. If you went past a certain point your skin would being to tighten up more and more and you risk tearing it. While I don't really have so much of that problem because I have built up a bit.

(I weigh 190, But i'm not a fat ass. I could really stand to lose some weight but working out more is a better idea since I could really turn into a power house. Its kind of weird that I pretty much look the same way as another kid my age, Pretty much same body built but I out weigh him by 40 pounds.)

Well for the record I have several years of weekly excercise under my belt (which is black from Tae Kwon Do) and eat at the kind of intervals that stimulate metabolism (several small meals across the day), so who knows, maybe I'm actually healthier than I think.

I'm going to go out on a limb here, Tae Kwon Do is useless in a fight. Kicking is useless because your off balenced, A simple rush take the hit and your on the ground on your back.(Never good.) Punching? Again useless, Grabs work oh so much better, Hammerlock is a notable one where I could break your dislocate your shoulder and make that arm useless in1-2 seconds.

(Tae Kwon Do maybe have some use in a fight, But some wrestling moves like the granby roll, Hammerlock, Full nelson are much more useful.)

I'd tell that to the people who's faces I've kicked before saying that if I were you. One of which was a wrestler.

Or you could watch either an Anderson Silva or George St. Pierre fight. Did I mention both are currently world champions?

And just so you know, I wrestled for a year in my high school and also practice (or atleast have learned several techniques from) Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

But you've obviously never taken a back piercing kick to the abdomen. Because if you had by me, you'd be put across the room, as I have to men who weight 200+ pounds.

:]

 

[Aries_Split]

I sorta hate all you guys, You know in a way.(FMSociety of jackassery.)

You guys can eat all you want and not need to exercise, Me on the other hand I really should. But later on if I started training I could build much larger muscles because I have more skin, Which in turn allow me I could pack more muscles under the skin. If you went past a certain point your skin would being to tighten up more and more and you risk tearing it. While I don't really have so much of that problem because I have built up a bit.

(I weigh 190, But i'm not a fat ass. I could really stand to lose some weight but working out more is a better idea since I could really turn into a power house. Its kind of weird that I pretty much look the same way as another kid my age, Pretty much same body built but I out weigh him by 40 pounds.)

Well for the record I have several years of weekly excercise under my belt (which is black from Tae Kwon Do) and eat at the kind of intervals that stimulate metabolism (several small meals across the day), so who knows, maybe I'm actually healthier than I think.

I'm going to go out on a limb here, Tae Kwon Do is useless in a fight. Kicking is useless because your off balenced, A simple rush take the hit and your on the ground on your back.(Never good.) Punching? Again useless, Grabs work oh so much better, Hammerlock is a notable one where I could break your dislocate your shoulder and make that arm useless in1-2 seconds.

(Tae Kwon Do maybe have some use in a fight, But some wrestling moves like the granby roll, Hammerlock, Full nelson are much more useful.)

I'd tell that to the people who's faces I've kicked before saying that if I were you. One of which was a wrestler.

Or you could watch either an Anderson Silva or George St. Pierre fight. Did I mention both are currently world champions?

And just so you know, I wrestled for a year in my high school and also practice (or atleast have learned several techniques from) Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

But you've obviously never taken a back piercing kick to the abdomen. Because if you had by me, you'd be put across the room, as I have to men who weight 200+ pounds.

:]

Ares. Calm down. The kid's thirteen.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Use small words Ares, be nice to the little guy.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I wasn't being mean! I was just stating the facts. Also I added with a :] which instantly makes things better.

:]

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Which brings me on to my (not so dirty) little (not so) secret:
I refuse to use smileys and internet based acronyms (I would even say 'et cetera' if I was sure everyone would know what it meant)

 

[meatloaf231]

Which brings me on to my (not so dirty) little (not so) secret:
I refuse to use smileys and internet based acronyms (I would even say 'et cetera' if I was sure everyone would know what it meant)

Well, technically etc. is not just an internet acronym. It was around a long time before the internet. It's just like vs instead of versus.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Yes I know, But I was saying that my hate for acronyms even stems to those not formed in the firey pits of the internet.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Even ones like 'txt'? Because i feel like the difference between txt and text is barely worth it. Even though the e does actually make sense, something about it makes me want to use txt even when I'm just writing, and I usually manage not to use internet abbreviations in school or anywhere else.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

it's one letter, how hard can it be?


post scriptum: It's not very hard.

 

[Ollopa]

Speaking of impractical martial arts...this video always makes me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMZfdCkYPig

 

[The_Chief]

Damn. So liking small breasts is a common thing among jewish guys? How odd. I've never noticed sexual preferances among different races. I could've sworn I was the only guy in the world who wasn't into blue-eyed blonds with massive jugs. And from what I've seen, I might be the only non-jewish one. How odd indeed.

ur not im not jewish im not a fan of blue eyed blonded haired chicks wit big jugs