Disney buys out Marvel

[Tiberiosity]

Deadpool'll be in the new High School Musical..

...you know, I think it would be almost as hilarious to see Deadpool in a Highschool Musical Movie as it would be to see him and Rorschach in a sitcom. I mean really, can even DISNEY pervert Deadpool to the point he wouldn't be the Deadpool we all love without so enraging so many of the worlds top hackers, introverts, and overall violent minds on the planet that they would risk changing him? After all, AT&T threatened to close down 4Chan...and 4Chan made them back off. Or so I've been told by people with no reason to lie about it.

 

[Low Key]

I woke up this morning after leaving the TV on and the first thing I heard was this very news. That's one hell of a downer to start the day.

 

[Hazy]

I think this news gave me cancer.

Scientific breakthrough!

And:

WHAT HAPPENS TO DEADPOOL?

Turns out he was working for Mickey Mouse all along.
Expect tons of betrayals and even some romance.

 

[Xyphon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Now my childhood memories are going to be bastardized, just like Disney always does!

DC is next. That image is going to be justified soon.

Chalk one up for dumbass people that don't get the fact I'm using his fucking expression.

 

[dalek sec]

I don't read comics at all but when I heard this news I wept in sorrow.

 

[SultanP]

I don't know, I don't think it's that bad. It kinda sounds like Disney will let Marvel do their thing, but Marvel can do it better now, and the profit goes to Disney, or something like that.

Edit: I'll continue to be hopeful until we get a Marvel musical, with lots of smiling people.

I Guess you never saw the poster for the Spider-Man Musical:

Spoiler

and here's a link to the website: http://spidermanonbroadway.marvel.com/

I will admit the music doesn't sound half-assed.

Oh, great. That's my hopefulness out the window.

 

[AvsJoe]

I seem like the only one who doesn't really care around here. If nothing else this will make for some interesting entertainment in the coming years. Now I'm really looking forward to the Avengers movie. Let's see if Disney will wrap their muddy hands around it.

Wait.....Does this mean universal will get rid of the spiderman ride in florida? That was awesome. DAMN YOU DINEY!

I agree. It's all Diney's fault. Let's get him!

 

[BunJ]

I found a counter point, I hate this disney buying out my childhood BTW.

http://www.comicvine.com/news/disney-buys-marvel-opportunity-awaits/139266/

 

[Teh Ty]

God, heros with throw toys instead of weapons. all weapons will be lasers that make people fall asleep. No more blood. Those are just guesses.

 

[wrecker77]

I seem like the only one who doesn't really care around here. If nothing else this will make for some interesting entertainment in the coming years. Now I'm really looking forward to the Avengers movie. Let's see if Disney will wrap their muddy hands around it.

Wait.....Does this mean universal will get rid of the spiderman ride in florida? That was awesome. DAMN YOU DINEY!

I agree. It's all Diney's fault. Let's get him!

to the time machine!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well I think that it's just da-
" hey peter parker!"
"hey! miley cyrus!"
"where are you going?"
"to the hannah montanna concert"
"oh...............but there is super monsters attacking the city"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!..................I guess that means I'll have to.....................................find out who hannah montannah is to warn her since there's nothing I can do about the monsters"
oh god...............................oh god no.......................say it ain't so!"

 

[dukethepcdr]

Nope, DC was bought out by Warner Brothers as I said earlier, they won't be supprised at all.

At least Warner Brothers knows how to leave its owned companies alone and let them keep on doing what they do best. Warner getting DC did little more than help get more DC based comic book movies and animated series out there. Disney ruins everything it touches. It's too bad Disney is too liberal and left-leaning to get brought up on anti-trust violations. How many more companies will Disney take over?

 

[Shaoken]

Too be fair to Disney in this case, they do own Touchstone and don't seem to be influencing it's creative output, so as long as they don't attempt to creatively interfer with Marvel I don't think it could go wrong.

 

[Jirlond]

My friend made the best joke about this:

"I can't wait for the Mickey Mouse: Origins movie"

I loled HARD!

 

[The Aussie Gamer]

were gonna get ya, Walt. Watch out XD

 

[Drakeneo]

...i'm gonna go kill myself now

 

[Clarkarius]

...i'm gonna go kill myself now

I think everyone is over reacting...

 

[Dale Cooper]

The one good thing is it would be very hard for Marvel to go bust now.

 

[Takoto]

Hopefully Disney won't mess with Marvel, and just leave them to do what they do.


...Why does this have to happen the second I declare "I'm going to read more Marvel Comics!"