Distract me from the pain (NOT a girl problem thread)!

[bam13302]

hit your **** with a hammer, you wont remember your teeth hurt

 

[A velociraptor]

Minecraft.

 

[CaptainPlaceholder1]

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[JEBWrench]

Peroxide.

Yes, I'm serious.

Mix up a little peroxide with an equal amount of water, and wash your mouth with it for about 30 seconds. It helps soothe the pain and will help with the infection.

Where on earth did you find that out from?! I'm not questioning it at all, just wondered how you came about that bit of information.

I don't remember where I read that, but that's what I did for the abscessed tooth I had not too long ago. Worked much better than biting down on a dry teabag for ten minutes.

(Which, for a less chemical solution, if you can get some clove oil, rub some of that on your gum. It's a natural pain deadener.)

 

[SamuelT]

Well, when I was suffering from a nail being drilled in my head, also known as headaches, I just watched Band of Brothers. It keeps you busy for about ten hours and makes for awesome pain-induced hallucinations.

 

[Cgull]

I see your infection and raise you Testicular Tortion. Nothing is as embrassing as explaining you had surgery because one of your balls was trying to choke itself.

Anything that involves testicles and pain instantly trumps my infection, this I have no issue with.

I really feel for you mate, i had the same thing. The infection was above my front tooth and pushed it out of its 'socket' about 5mm. The had to drill a hole to drain the puss out.. it was the most painful experience of my life.

The oddest part of that is that it sounds equally one of the worst ideas I've ever heard and yet, at the same time, I'm considering going to find a Black & Decker and doing it myself...

Right now I just came back from the hospital having suffered third degree burns on my forearms and elbows.
It was my own stupid fault but I'm glad you started this thread.
It's helping me too.

That's not fun! I'm glad it's helping you out, I've certainly got some ideas out of it. Hope you get patched up soon!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Cut off your left arm; you won't worry about your gum.

But find a manga or online book or webseries or porn and view as much as you can.

 

[Doc Incognito]

Sleeping pills + Pain pills + Liquor = Unfeeling Coma.

You'll be out for several hours. Have fun.

No, you'll be out for several years, i.e. THE REST OF THEM. Whatever you do, do NOT do this, or you might die. Seriously. Painkillers (mainly barbiturates) + alcohol = DEATH. I wish I was kidding, but this is the stupidest suggestion I've ever heard.

 

[Shru1kan]

Sleeping pills + Pain pills + Liquor = Unfeeling Coma.

You'll be out for several hours. Have fun.

You're mixing depressants, which is a serious health risk. Unless you were joking, but by all means... your heart could just decide to stop.

 

[Stone Wera]

Porn.
It's a cure all!

 

[USSR]

I hear death eases the pain.

hit your **** with a hammer

I just about fell out of my chair laughing.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Sleeping pills + Pain pills + Liquor = Unfeeling Coma.

You'll be out for several hours. Have fun.

Sleeping Pills + Pain Pills + Anything = Death.

If I were you I'd go to a movie.

 

[Siuki]

Listen to every song of the Beatles while on drugs. Can't vouch for it, but I bet that would feel awesome.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Sleeping pills + Pain pills + Liquor = Unfeeling Coma.

You'll be out for several hours. Have fun.

I was joking, of course... Geez.
[sub]Unless I was secretly trying to get him to actually take this combination as part of my evil plan... Muahahahahaha![/sub]
I'm not an evil monster...[sub]rawr![/sub]

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Porn.
It's a cure all!

Actually, that's not a bad idea...
I hear that an orgasm has therapeutic properties.

 

[Blue Musician]

Watch a really deep film. Or a really violent, action packed one. I also heard that causing pain elsewhere on the body can distract you from the major pain. So take a road flare, and STICK THAT ***** IN YOUR ARM.

Well, to me pain disappears when I inflict more pain to my part of the body that has pain. Weird, but it works for me.

OT. Well, ANYTHING!!

 

[Eggsnham]

Porn.
It's a cure all!

Actually, that's not a bad idea...
I hear that an orgasm has therapeutic properties.

Yeah, it releases Dopamine and your body's natural pain relievers (forgot what they're called. Endorphins?). So, that may just work.

 

[duchaked]

downloadable games

like...

Peggle!

 

[quantum mechanic]

Yu gi oh, the abridged series (if you're into that sort of thing) is amusing.