I'm guessing the dog.HuntingWolf_01 said:i share my bed with my girlfriend and my dog
not at the same time as that would be awkward lol
but yea ones more fun then the other
ill let u decide which ones which![]()
Oh, I'm no stranger to this either.Susan Arendt said:Indeed. Mine has determined that she must have her back to your ribcage at all times. Try to shift her, and she'll get up, readjust accordingly, and then utter a very irritated "harrumph."Isaac Dodgson said:Susan Arendt said:I'm constantly amazed at the sheer amount of space a small dog or cat can take up. They bend the laws of physics, I swear.Rhayn said:One of my dogs sleep in my bed. Every night, has done it since the very first day we bought her.
It's not quite a girlfriend, but at least it's warming my feet.
Ah but the amount of space a dog takes up on the bed is not proportional to their size, but rather inversely so, whilst being directly proportional to how stereotypically annoying the particular breed happens to be...
VERY odd. My cat simply curls up into a tiny fluffball and compacts herself behind my knees. And she's a medium sized cat (about 14 lbs).Rhayn said:Oh, I'm no stranger to this either.Susan Arendt said:Indeed. Mine has determined that she must have her back to your ribcage at all times. Try to shift her, and she'll get up, readjust accordingly, and then utter a very irritated "harrumph."Isaac Dodgson said:Susan Arendt said:I'm constantly amazed at the sheer amount of space a small dog or cat can take up. They bend the laws of physics, I swear.Rhayn said:One of my dogs sleep in my bed. Every night, has done it since the very first day we bought her.
It's not quite a girlfriend, but at least it's warming my feet.
Ah but the amount of space a dog takes up on the bed is not proportional to their size, but rather inversely so, whilst being directly proportional to how stereotypically annoying the particular breed happens to be...
Usually after a couple of hours, my dog figures the pillows look cosier than leaning against my amplifier, so she walks up, licks me in the face making me move my head backwards in reflex. Then she steals my pillow, either by physically taking it and moving it to "her" side of the bed, or just placing her head on it.
And indeed, should you try to reconquer the pillow, she becomes a 30 kg granite boulder and utters the most bizzare of sounds.
Dude... that is possibly the best and funniest phrasing of anything in this thread, period.Silver said:Sleeping is a co-op endeavour, that's just the way things are. Sure, the single player is passable, but it's not what you're really there for, and the multiplayer is just weird, but the co-op is just perfect. That's why a bed fits two people so well.