Dragon Ball Evolution review
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You went into this movie all wrong: You thought that it was serious.
For shame!
This movie was made as a standard setter. You see, most movies are made to try and raise the bar, while this was actually made in order to let other movies know just how low it goes.
I wish Mystery Science Theatre 3k would assassinate this movie, though sadly, it won't happen.
For shame!
This movie was made as a standard setter. You see, most movies are made to try and raise the bar, while this was actually made in order to let other movies know just how low it goes.
I wish Mystery Science Theatre 3k would assassinate this movie, though sadly, it won't happen.
You even attempt it and we'll collectively garotte you before you set a single foot in the cinema/theatre.Ravenlute said:
I expected garbage, and nearly got feral reading your review.
AIR BENDING? REALLY FOX?? REALLY??
Someone actually has to be killed for this, and I'm not even joking. And I've got thirty quid on a live action Thundercats movie next.
Piecewise said:
I watched up to the locker scene, I couldn't get farther than that. I feel like gouging my eyes out with my own glasses.
Hm...The only reason I'm glad that it's bad is so that I could make a good one some day.
Anyway, I always had hopes for this movie when I heard about it back in seventh grade(2002). But seeing a trailer back in December made me resent liking DB and DBZ. Just seeing how everything I love is bastardized...I...I, can't think of what to say.
I'm still gonna see it one way or another. Just so then I can complain about it.
Anyway, I always had hopes for this movie when I heard about it back in seventh grade(2002). But seeing a trailer back in December made me resent liking DB and DBZ. Just seeing how everything I love is bastardized...I...I, can't think of what to say.
I'm still gonna see it one way or another. Just so then I can complain about it.
ROFLMAO
Maybe they should have just done it all "A Scanner Darkly" and made it as cheese-smothered as possible. Poses, screaming matches, collateral damage...
Oh well, I'll get drunk and sneak into a theater I don't like...then thank them for kicking me out. Should be good fun.
Maybe they should have just done it all "A Scanner Darkly" and made it as cheese-smothered as possible. Poses, screaming matches, collateral damage...
Oh well, I'll get drunk and sneak into a theater I don't like...then thank them for kicking me out. Should be good fun.
What a surprise. Next you'll be telling me the live-action Cowboy Bebop movie isn't good.
That said, your review has numerous grammatical and tense errors. If you tightened that stuff up, it'd be easier for me and others to read. Also, am I the only one who was completely disgusted by your comparison at the end? I'm sure it's a horrible movie, but... Yuck.
What does make me sad is the recent "anime to live-action" movie trend. A Battle Angel movie has been in the works for a long time, but now I'm starting to think it'll just be another Dragon Ball, and I couldn't take that combined with the "no way it's gonna be even decent" Cowboy Bebop movie.
Two of my favorite things are about to be ruined... NO!
Now all they need to do is make live action movies out of Monster, Ghost in the Shell, RahXephon, Blade of the Immortal and Hunter X Hunter in order to drive me to either suicide or mass murder.
That said, your review has numerous grammatical and tense errors. If you tightened that stuff up, it'd be easier for me and others to read. Also, am I the only one who was completely disgusted by your comparison at the end? I'm sure it's a horrible movie, but... Yuck.
What does make me sad is the recent "anime to live-action" movie trend. A Battle Angel movie has been in the works for a long time, but now I'm starting to think it'll just be another Dragon Ball, and I couldn't take that combined with the "no way it's gonna be even decent" Cowboy Bebop movie.
Two of my favorite things are about to be ruined... NO!
Now all they need to do is make live action movies out of Monster, Ghost in the Shell, RahXephon, Blade of the Immortal and Hunter X Hunter in order to drive me to either suicide or mass murder.
THIS REVEW MAKES ME WANT TO OWN IT ON DVD!!!
I cant wait for it to come out in the cinima
SERIOUSLY!!! its going to be brillaint. Hope fully its as good as dead or alive, or supermaro or sharks in venice.
I cant wait for it to come out in the cinima
SERIOUSLY!!! its going to be brillaint. Hope fully its as good as dead or alive, or supermaro or sharks in venice.
Ghost in a shell is happening. They have a script and are casting soon. I wont be suprised if uma therman or how ever you spell her name will be taking the leading role.Piecewise said:
Absolutly hysterical review, though its sad you weren't really trying to be funny. I already knew the movie was going to be bad, but now I absolutley have to see it. I've been needing to flush $20 down the drain.
EDIT: Oh, and if its the arc of the covenant of movies I'll need to bring my sunglasses so my face does not melt. Can you get your ticket refunded if the movie you went see really tanks?
EDIT: Oh, and if its the arc of the covenant of movies I'll need to bring my sunglasses so my face does not melt. Can you get your ticket refunded if the movie you went see really tanks?
