Wow. When I thought my hometown couldn't get enough stereotypical red neck shit happen to it, this happens:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/17/hayden-wright-drunk-4-yea_n_395818.html
If you don't want to read the whole article/watch the video, here's the gist of it; A 4 year old woke up one morning, broke out of his house (child locks on every door), took a Bud Light out of his father's cooler, got drunk, wandered down the street, snuck into someone's house and stole five Christmas presents.
And to make things even more funny, he opened one of the presents and put on the item of clothing inside. What was the item of clothing? Why nothing other than a little girl's dress.
That's right. A little drunk 4 year old, in a little girl's brown dress, wandered around his street before knocking on the door of a neighbor where they in turn called the police.
Where are the parents in this whole thing? Well the mother was asleep while his father is in jail (figures). But the best part about this story, is the mother's excuse. She said quote, "He only wants to be with his Daddy. He tried to get himself arrested so he could be with Daddy."
Yeah. I don't think a 4 year old can comprehend what is needed in order to get arrested to see his father.
So Escapist, what do you think of this whole thing? I personally think this just might be a hoax. This story's just way too funny to be true.
Btw, this is the first time I've posted a news story!
Oh, and if you're wondering what I meant when I said "stereotypical redneck shit" I'm referring to the last international story we had which was when I guy super imposed a picture of his daughter's face onto the face of a porn star in action and the court case was about whether or not that constitutes as child pornography.
Yeah...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/17/hayden-wright-drunk-4-yea_n_395818.html
If you don't want to read the whole article/watch the video, here's the gist of it; A 4 year old woke up one morning, broke out of his house (child locks on every door), took a Bud Light out of his father's cooler, got drunk, wandered down the street, snuck into someone's house and stole five Christmas presents.
And to make things even more funny, he opened one of the presents and put on the item of clothing inside. What was the item of clothing? Why nothing other than a little girl's dress.
That's right. A little drunk 4 year old, in a little girl's brown dress, wandered around his street before knocking on the door of a neighbor where they in turn called the police.
Where are the parents in this whole thing? Well the mother was asleep while his father is in jail (figures). But the best part about this story, is the mother's excuse. She said quote, "He only wants to be with his Daddy. He tried to get himself arrested so he could be with Daddy."
Yeah. I don't think a 4 year old can comprehend what is needed in order to get arrested to see his father.
So Escapist, what do you think of this whole thing? I personally think this just might be a hoax. This story's just way too funny to be true.
Btw, this is the first time I've posted a news story!
Oh, and if you're wondering what I meant when I said "stereotypical redneck shit" I'm referring to the last international story we had which was when I guy super imposed a picture of his daughter's face onto the face of a porn star in action and the court case was about whether or not that constitutes as child pornography.
Yeah...
