"Drunken man kills shark, saves beach resort"

[Nailz]

http://www.newser.com/story/107820/drunk-kills-shark-saves-egyptian-beach-resort.html

Ima just leave this here, title speaks for itself.
Looks like Chuck Norris/Old Spice guy/ and the world's most interesting man have a runner up.

On another note, what crazy things have you done whilst inebriated.
By crazy I mean something half interesting, for example one time I apparently chainsawed down about 10 trees, trimmed them, lashed them into a raft. Woke up on the middle of a lake with a chainsaw helmet covered in sawdust with an empty bottle of decent 15 year old scotch. It was fairly disorienting.

Your turn.

 

[ultrachicken]

The only time I've been even close to drunk was when I was about five, and I was only tipsy at best. Still freaked me the hell out.

In case anyone is wondering, I got tipsy when my dad placed what I thought looked like juice on the kitchen table, and you can see where this is going. Mom was only slightly angry.

 

[GeneralDefiance]

Too many drunken nights to name/remember but once me and a friend got smashed beyond repair and decided to show amazing feats of strength by ripping car bumpers off at 4 am. After an hour, 3 prized bumpers, 2 slashed hands a piece and one hell of an ass kicking (one of the guys was trying to leave for work at the time) We concluded : were idiots.

 

[Reep]

I ate some strawberry chapstick once, i can't remember it but video evidence is there.

 

[Chaos-Spider]

I read the title of this thread and thought "That poor shark".
The drunk guy and the resort should morn the loss of such a beautiful creature.

On the thread topic proposed: I don't think I've been drunk (or plastered before) so I haven't got anything else particularly interesting to say on the matter.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

"Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer, and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it"

He might have been drunk but he was one serious bad ass drunk.

 

[New Troll]

Not one to be blitzed, about the only note-worthy thing I can mention here was writing some hate poetry for a tease messing with a friend of mine's heart. Left it where everyone could read it and she was pissed, but I signed it using my first name which I NEVER go by (was drunk though) so another friend of mine ended up getting blamed, ass-kicked and banned from her parties from then on out. Kind of funny.

 

[MurderousToaster]

That story sounds like what would have happened if the writer got bored halfway through writing Jaws.

 

[Revolutionary]

While Drunk? That's impressive, The best thing I've done drunk was accidently set myslef on fire.

 

[CharrHearted]

I got so pissed one night I pulled off my brothers girlfriends bra off. Yeah a bit creepy when I woke up the next morning.

 

[Ziggy]

humans 1
nature null

 

[WolfThomas]

Last saturday my mate sold his shoes to some guy for fifty dollars and his thongs (so he could get into a club). The kicker, his shoes cost him $15 two years ago and were held together with packing tape and this guys thongs were actually some fancy surf brand. I ended up scoring them because they didn't fit him.

 

[comadorcrack]

I read the title of this thread and thought "That poor shark".
The drunk guy and the resort should morn the loss of such a beautiful creature.

Thats what I thought. How fucking dare he. Sharks do not "Terrorize" They don't even like the taste of humans!! If someone gets bitten its their own fault! And furthermore, killing a shark should never happen. They should be moved or lured away. This is fucking sickening... Poor shark :/

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

You know, I would thought he went after the shark on purpose while, and was about to say that was idiotic and awesome, but the fact that he did it unintentionally while drunk, it was HILARIOUS and awesome.

 

[Nouw]

Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.

 

[Mordwyl]

I just pictured the Demoman jumping off the top from Egypt and cracking his scrumpy on a shark. Disappointed.

 

[Starke]

By crazy I mean something half interesting, for example one time I apparently chainsawed down about 10 trees, trimmed them, lashed them into a raft. Woke up on the middle of a lake with a chainsaw helmet covered in sawdust with an empty bottle of decent 15 year old scotch. It was fairly disorienting.

Your turn.

Yeah... I can't beat that. Best I've got is possibly eating some leftovers... you win.

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.

Actually, it killed a person, and wounded 4 others. While that might have been its nature, the fact that there were multiple attacks might have warranted its demise. While I also hate the indiscriminate murder of sharks simply for the fact that they're sharks, it was a threat, and I don't think too many people are going to mourn it.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Nice, but how do they know it's the right shark? Or that t wasn't already dead when he Goomba stomped it?

Either way, that is hilarious and the strangest coincidence I've heard this week. Unfortunate for the shark though.