"Drunken man kills shark, saves beach resort"

[Wadders]

I read the title of this thread and thought "That poor shark".
The drunk guy and the resort should morn the loss of such a beautiful creature.

Thats what I thought. How fucking dare he. Sharks do not "Terrorize" They don't even like the taste of humans!! If someone gets bitten its their own fault! And furthermore, killing a shark should never happen. They should be moved or lured away. This is fucking sickening... Poor shark :/

Fucking lol.

Its not like the drunk guy was expecting there to be a shark under his feet, its not his fault. Sure its sad the shark died, they get a very bad reputation for an animal that rarely attacks people, but its silly to call it sickening when he had no idea what was going on.

 

[WorldCritic]

That's an awesome article, and I've never been drunk, so I'm deprived.

 

[Irridium]

Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.

Indeed. Plus, we're on land, sharks are in the water. You can't get attacked if you stay on land, and if you go into the water, you should know the risks.

Now if sharks start walking on land and have laser beams on their heads, then we panic.

 

[Nouw]

Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.

Indeed. Plus, we're on land, sharks are in the water. You can't get attacked if you stay on land, and if you go into the water, you should know the risks.

Now if sharks start walking on land and have laser beams on their heads, then we panic.

Well there's this game that has Man-Sharks (think mermaid except the human part is the lower and the shark is upper.) and a movie with 'FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS!'

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Uhm yeah that story be fake, ya'll. Tis from the Onion. Sorry, guys. Still a pretty funny story, though.

 

[Aenir]

Thats a fake, a hoax. Some Serbian site already admitted to making this story up.

Linky please

From the original OP link: (Update: Apparently you can make up stories about drunken Serbs fatally whacking tourist-eating sharks: This story originated on a site described as the ?Serbian Onion,? and it turns out the Macedonian International News Agency has had some factual issues in the past. But we wish it was true.)

 

[brodie21]

wow, so getting wasted isnt all bad after all!!

 

[CoverYourHead]

By the way, the story is a fake. Read the bottom of the story on the link.

 

[Agrael]

(Update: Apparently you can make up stories about drunken Serbs fatally whacking tourist-eating sharks: This story originated on a site described as the ?Serbian Onion,? and it turns out the Macedonian International News Agency has had some factual issues in the past. But we wish it was true.)

Just copy pasting..

 

[Giest4life]

Ok here's what the "update" on the news say so on the website:
"(Update: Apparently you can make up stories about drunken Serbs fatally whacking tourist-eating sharks: This story originated on a site described as the ?Serbian Onion,? and it turns out the Macedonian International News Agency has had some factual issues in the past. But we wish it was true.)"

Sorry, this another one of those things that "would've been so cooool," but not really.

EDIT: Damn Ninjas!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well, of course its fake. his name is Dragan. Thats one letter off from Dragon. No one has a name that awesome in Life! XD

OT: since the article is fake, its hard to be on topic, but I'll try. anyway, does that mean the shark is still terrorizing the beaches?

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

No, this is bullshit of the highest order. We party in the shark's backyard, so he's got plenty of reasons to come out and bite us for mucking up his shit. Maybe the resort should invest in some Shark Nets or other such counter measure.

Asshole, I wish he'd missed and the shark gave him a bite on the ass for good measure.

Just for jumping in the water? Wow you must HATE humans.

Assuming that it's true, it was only a coincidence.
If it is not true, then why are you making such a fuss about it?

I happen to like, and more importantly respect Sharks, and I'm very glad this isn't a true story as has been now pointed out to me.

It largely comes from being an Australian, we've got a special (if occasionally fucked) relationship with Sharks and other dangerous critters. We aren't always perfect gentlemen with them, but we try and stay out of each other's way.

 

[Ungenericteen]

I was drunk once when I was 2, I put on my sister's fairy princess tutu