"Drunken man kills shark, saves beach resort"

[BlastedTheWorm]

Kinda like that.

Why is everybody complaining?
The shark killed a person and injured 4.And he killed it by accident,Not on purpose.

Drunk Serbians killing sharks,since 1991.

Excuse me sir, being awesome is never an accident.

 

[northeast rower]

Drove a golf cart partly through the side of my headmaster's house, then ran out into the road and was hit by a car. Getting up from this, I could hear my headmaster coming out of his house (he never figured out that it was me) and I subsequently ignored the pain and ran the rest of the way across the road and jumped into a river.

I felt bad about his wall, so I actually left an anonymous gift that covered most of the damage.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Well I nearly passed out just from reading the title.... Oh alcohol! What would we do without you?

 

[Thedayrecker]

Kinda like that.

Why is everybody complaining?
The shark killed a person and injured 4.And he killed it by accident,Not on purpose.

Drunk Serbians killing sharks,since 1991.

Excuse me sir, being awesome is never an accident.

Thank you! Thank you so damn much!

 

[Harlemura]

I just pictured the Demoman jumping off the top from Egypt and cracking his scrumpy on a shark. Disappointed.

If this were an actual image, I think I'd have my desktop background set for life.

Oh, and well done drunk guy. Never been drunk so can't compare any of my pitiful events to this.

 

[Sneeze]

Poor thing, wonder if the bloke involved feels gillty...

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.

This particular shark, having killed one person and injured another four, was significantly more dangerous than your average shark or vending machine who generally live out their entire lives without killing a single person.

In spite of what you may believe, Sharks are indeed dangerous animals. The fact that they do not often harm people does not detract from this fact as this is simply the natural result of proximity. There are lots of people around cows (at this very moment there are ~100,000 cattle within 10 miles of me) and vending machines (I could not even hope to estimate how many of these there are, easily hundreds in the same radius if not thousands) and exactly 1 shark (at a local exotic fish store).

Is a cow more dangerous than a shark? Not even close. It would take a significant effort in my part (in general) to cause a cow to harm me. The same goes for a vending machine. A shark would require considerably less effort.

Also, the guy didn't jump into the water intending to kill the shark or do anything heroic. He jumped into the water and landed on the damn thing, killing it in the process.

 

[Ickorus]

You know something awesome is gonna happen when someone says "Hold my beer, watch this".

 

[Lilani]

As soon as I read the title, the first image that popped into my head was of a guy with a bottle in his hand sauntering into the water and then bashing the shark over the head with a bottle.

 

[Whateveralot]

Drove a golf cart partly through the side of my headmaster's house, then ran out into the road and was hit by a car. Getting up from this, I could hear my headmaster coming out of his house (he never figured out that it was me) and I subsequently ignored the pain and ran the rest of the way across the road and jumped into a river.

I felt bad about his wall, so I actually left an anonymous gift that covered most of the damage.

Awesome A slight miracle you got a way with that.

 

[Wolfram23]

humans 1
nature null

Typical

OP: As for a drunk story... To be honest I can't think of much. Most of my most drunk moments were at house parties so it's hard to get up to much beyond talking loudly, hitting on chicks, and puking.


But anyway that's a great story haha. I just shared it on FB.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

I do more stupid things when I'm sobre than drunk. I once went to Heron Island, and as the waiters were switching the meal items out of the buffet with the dessert items, I decided to go get myself some ice-cream, jelly, and a big dollop of mousse. Only it wasnt mousse. Not even close. I had picket up patae. Spicy, mustard patae.

I did this twice in a row.

 

[dragonslayer32]

This guy is a total legend. Once, I walked home with a broken leg, that was the first and last time I have ever been smashed...

 

[rokkolpo]

The coolest thing by far was puking a trial from the bar to my friends place.
>_> how cool is that? <_<

 

[JediMB]

I read the title of this thread and thought "That poor shark".
The drunk guy and the resort should morn the loss of such a beautiful creature.

Thats what I thought. How fucking dare he. Sharks do not "Terrorize" They don't even like the taste of humans!! If someone gets bitten its their own fault! And furthermore, killing a shark should never happen. They should be moved or lured away. This is fucking sickening... Poor shark :/

Dude, I love sharks, but this one in particular had been really nasty, and responsible for at least five attacks. There was obviously something wrong with it.

 

[Nouw]

Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.

This particular shark, having killed one person and injured another four, was significantly more dangerous than your average shark or vending machine who generally live out their entire lives without killing a single person.

In spite of what you may believe, Sharks are indeed dangerous animals. The fact that they do not often harm people does not detract from this fact as this is simply the natural result of proximity. There are lots of people around cows (at this very moment there are ~100,000 cattle within 10 miles of me) and vending machines (I could not even hope to estimate how many of these there are, easily hundreds in the same radius if not thousands) and exactly 1 shark (at a local exotic fish store).

Is a cow more dangerous than a shark? Not even close. It would take a significant effort in my part (in general) to cause a cow to harm me. The same goes for a vending machine. A shark would require considerably less effort.

Also, the guy didn't jump into the water intending to kill the shark or do anything heroic. He jumped into the water and landed on the damn thing, killing it in the process.

Touche good sir, but in body count the cow and said objects/animals wins...
I'm just quite down at the fact that this won't help the shark being portrayed as raging death machines.

Thats a fake, a hoax. Some Serbian site already admitted to making this story up.

Linky please

 

[concrete89]

To say that a shark is not a killing machine is an insult to sharks. It's a predator. Predators are supposed to be killing machines. It's like saying that it is an insult to say that Gordon Ramsay can cook and that Nick Cave can sing...

The most stupid thing I've done while drunk was jumping a guy from behind for stealing an ugly beige two dollar hat.