"Drunken man kills shark, saves beach resort"

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Dana22

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Thats a fake, a hoax. Some Serbian site already admitted to making this story up.
 

Pink_Pirate

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comadorcrack said:
Thats what I thought. How fucking dare he. Sharks do not "Terrorize" They don't even like the taste of humans!! If someone gets bitten its their own fault! And furthermore, killing a shark should never happen. They should be moved or lured away. This is fucking sickening... Poor shark :/
While you are right, the fact that this shark had already attacked 5 people would suggest it was either retarded or had acquired a bit of a taste for manflesh. While it was unfortunate that the shark died, if you read the article you would know the guy killed it on accident. No one set out to kill the shark. Now seeing as the shark obviously had a taste for human, even if moved, it might just come back, or attack humans elsewhere, in which case it might have been killed anyway out of necessity. While I personally would fine that distasteful, i think sharks are awesome, telling the sharks victims "shark dont even like the way humans taste in the first place, you got attacked because you where being to seal like" isn't really going to help much, so even though regretful, i do hope the victims might find some relief and closure now that the shark is dead.
 

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wait, so let me get this straight.

He jumped off a diving board.. drunk... LANDED on a sharks head... and killed it...

This man deserves a high five! (well when he gets out of hospital anyway)...
 

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Stevic landed right on the shark's head?it had likely been lurking in the shallow waters waiting for a new victim?killing it instantly. When he returned to his friends, he complained that he had twisted his ankle because the water "wasn't soft." The kicker: Stevic is currently in the hospital ... for alcohol poisoning.

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Luckiest ... SOB ... ever

Human stupidity 1, Forces of Primal Nature 0.
 

SomeBoredGuy

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Nouw said:
Saves? SAVES? Save my ass sharks aren't as harmful as cows, vending machines and falling coconuts!

That shark did nothing wrong and it's death is a wrong one. Man I hate the media and sharks, portraying them as ruthless killing machines.
Did you read the article? The shark that the drunk man jumped on killed one person and injured four. I agree that sharks tend not to be as bad as the media likes to portray them, but this shark did indeed deserve it.
 

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That guy is awesome. A must have friend.

Personally I can't recall a lot of stuff.. been wasted out of my mind quite a lot lately. Remember once though, me and a friend got this amazing idea that we should test our strength by punching each other, taking turns, for the duration of any Dropkick Murphys song that came up that night. I cannot remember all too well how it ended, besides that I won.
 

Lawyer105

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lmao! That puts a whole new spin on the famous last words : "Hold my beer and watch this!" :p
 

BENZOOKA

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I remember having a conversation of what would be the most painful place in your body to stub a cigarette. Long story short, I did stub one to my left nipple. The skin on it turned black and was very sore for two weeks or so. Apparently someone had videotaped it and I actually stubbed it twice, because it didn't go out at the first try. Good times.
 

MagicMouse

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People whining about the shark need to get their priorities straight.

That shark killed one HUMAN and injured four others.

This is an awesome and fortunate coincidence.
 

Gordon_4_v1legacy

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No, this is bullshit of the highest order. We party in the shark's backyard, so he's got plenty of reasons to come out and bite us for mucking up his shit. Maybe the resort should invest in some Shark Nets or other such counter measure.

Asshole, I wish he'd missed and the shark gave him a bite on the ass for good measure.
 
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comadorcrack said:
Chaos-Spider said:
I read the title of this thread and thought "That poor shark".
The drunk guy and the resort should morn the loss of such a beautiful creature.
Thats what I thought. How fucking dare he. Sharks do not "Terrorize" They don't even like the taste of humans!! If someone gets bitten its their own fault! And furthermore, killing a shark should never happen. They should be moved or lured away. This is fucking sickening... Poor shark :/
Aren't they endangered now? Sharks I mean.
 

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Gordon_4 said:
No, this is bullshit of the highest order. We party in the shark's backyard, so he's got plenty of reasons to come out and bite us for mucking up his shit. Maybe the resort should invest in some Shark Nets or other such counter measure.

Asshole, I wish he'd missed and the shark gave him a bite on the ass for good measure.
Just for jumping in the water? Wow you must HATE humans.

Assuming that it's true, it was only a coincidence.
If it is not true, then why are you making such a fuss about it?
 

PoweD

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Why is everybody complaining?
The shark killed a person and injured 4.And he killed it by accident,Not on purpose.

Drunk Serbians killing sharks,since 1991.