Duke Nukem Forever is dated.

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Shadow-Phoenix said:
Tipsy Giant said:
MY PREDICTION

It will be rad but short and they will pump out two shit sequels in 2012 and 2013 and then it will die forever
Its a shame Sonic doesn't get that type of funeral but hey he's being brought back from the brink of death each and every spinoff.
I find the trick with sonic is to become an ostrich, yeah he had 4 WICKED games on the megadrive and they were lots of fun, but I still have my megadrive and all 4 of them, so I don't need a new sonic.
If will all ignore sonic he will go away or we'll just stop getting our hopes up, for me sonic 4 was his last chance, 2D revival and they still fudged the mule, so from now on I boycott all things sonic related, to protect the memories and dignity of my childhood
 

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I recently got around to playing Duke 3D and it was better than most FPS games from today in most aspects.. also, screw regenerating health.
 

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I don't have to wait until the second half of the year?!

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.

Bulletstorm AND Duke Nukem, all before summer!

FUCK YES!
 

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warm slurm said:
TheComedown said:
Well young one, its pretty obvious you haven't been playing games for a great deal of time. Duke Nukem is a legend for a reason. Saying that Duke Nukem is generic is like saying Abe Lincoln was just another president.
A little condescending there, huh? I've been playing games since the SNES; maybe I'm not old enough to have played NES/Atari/whatever, but I didn't just jump in around the PS2 era, you know. I just wasn't old enough to be allowed to play Duke Nukem games when they were out.
Thats exactly his point, young one *harhar*

/assholemode

You shalt not judge what you don't know shite about. Duke was anything but generic, it was plain crazy and fun
 

Shadow-Phoenix

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Tipsy Giant said:
Shadow-Phoenix said:
Tipsy Giant said:
MY PREDICTION

It will be rad but short and they will pump out two shit sequels in 2012 and 2013 and then it will die forever
Its a shame Sonic doesn't get that type of funeral but hey he's being brought back from the brink of death each and every spinoff.
I find the trick with sonic is to become an ostrich, yeah he had 4 WICKED games on the megadrive and they were lots of fun, but I still have my megadrive and all 4 of them, so I don't need a new sonic.
If will all ignore sonic he will go away or we'll just stop getting our hopes up, for me sonic 4 was his last chance, 2D revival and they still fudged the mule, so from now on I boycott all things sonic related, to protect the memories and dignity of my childhood
I feel the same way when i gave sonic 4 a chance and when they managed to screw up the physics that was it and i've seen better fan made sonic 4's and yet Sega still didn't listen to suggestions of improvement.
 

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In all fairness it has been dated at least 3 other times.

warm slurm said:
I don't really care about it. I've never even played a Duke Nukem game and from what I can tell it's the most generic of the generic in-terms of shooters.
This might have been true like 10+ years ago, but not so much anymore. In these days of everything trying to be dark, gritty, and realistic, Duke is quite unique.

Though, Duke is a real shooter, not the sissy crap you kids have today. You don't want to get hit by a rocket? There's no convenient chest high wall to protect you. You have strafe jump the fucking thing like a man.
 

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Falconus said:
Now we just need HL2 episode 3 to complete the trifecta.
Yeah, but there's optimism over releasedates, and then there's Valve... I appreciate that they're the perfectionists that they are but there's such a thing as actually releasing their games within any reasonable scope.
Just look at Team Fortess 2. I found an old Pc-Gamer from '99, with a preview over what TF2 was first. "Releasedate May 2000." ... riiiight.

On topic... Well 1: pun ftw. Made me laugh. 2: I still say I'll believe it when I see it, buy it, install it and then finish it. First then I'll actually believe that the game's been released.
 

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http://pc.incgamers.com/News/26694/duke-nukem-forever-gets-release-date
"Pitchford claims the game?s campaign will be three times the size of Modern Warfare 2."

*sadface*
So, it's gonna be 3 hours long?
 

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MetalGenocide said:
http://pc.incgamers.com/News/26694/duke-nukem-forever-gets-release-date
"Pitchford claims the game?s campaign will be three times the size of Modern Warfare 2."

*sadface*
So, it's gonna be 3 hours long?
As long as i can remember all COD games were more or less that long and they will never be as good as Duke Nukem.
 

DTWolfwood

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Props on the title XD

Im on the same Boat Yahtzee is in with this Extra Punctuation tread. Its about time we got something that doesn't take itself seriously.
 

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Falconus said:
That Guy Who Phails said:
fix-the-spade said:
So, the Mayans were wrong after all.

The world ends in 2011.
DN:F and Elder Scrolls Five, mai gawd, YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Now we just need HL2 episode 3 to complete the trifecta.
And maybe add in Diablo 3 for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
 

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I. Cannot. Fucking. Wait.

The trailer made me laugh quite a few times. Which is both good and bad.

Good because they've still got the humour right

Bad because I've ignored all the hype for this game so far but still been looking forward to it...now the hypes starting to hit.
 

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Damn, right before my b.day. 0.0

Well, at least it's not coming out on dec 21, 2012.

mexicola said:
Falconus said:
That Guy Who Phails said:
fix-the-spade said:
So, the Mayans were wrong after all.

The world ends in 2011.
DN:F and Elder Scrolls Five, mai gawd, YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Now we just need HL2 episode 3 to complete the trifecta.
And maybe add in Diablo 3 for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well, I heard that our dating translation of the mayans calender was off, so that "2012" may or may not have already occured.
 

Serge A. Storms

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I can't wait to hook up to the internet through an in-game computer and tell everyone on facebook what I'm doing, just as soon as I stop drooling over the graphics and pull myself away from the gameplay.