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4thegreatergood said:
What's a stupid law you've discovered? I've got a few. They all come from Lawrence, Kansas.
1) It's illegal to cross Massachusetts Street with a beehive under your hat.
2) Upon entering Lawrence, KS, you must honk your car horn to warn the horses.
3) A woman who is driving must have a male escort walk in front of her with a broom to alert everyone a woman is driving.

EDIT: All are still in effect.
Found a brilliant article as I was trying to source the one I had thought of:

The World's Strangest Laws: http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2251280.ece

This is the one I remember hearing:

"In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants ? even, if she so requests, in a policeman?s helmet."

Others include:

14. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (Oh snap)

10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
 

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darkstone said:
If you go to Arkansas and pronounce that name Ar-kansas(like the state) you will be fined $25.
Id call that one the people of Arkansas having too much home pride.
No assumptions.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Puppeteer Putin said:
4thegreatergood said:
What's a stupid law you've discovered? I've got a few. They all come from Lawrence, Kansas.
1) It's illegal to cross Massachusetts Street with a beehive under your hat.
2) Upon entering Lawrence, KS, you must honk your car horn to warn the horses.
3) A woman who is driving must have a male escort walk in front of her with a broom to alert everyone a woman is driving.

EDIT: All are still in effect.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
No Shit? Id hope they would prevent you from spreading the plague.
 

Nazulu

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The law saying it is alright saying you can hunt whales to extinction!
 

curlycrouton

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Frank_Sinatra_ said:
Puppeteer Putin said:
4thegreatergood said:
What's a stupid law you've discovered? I've got a few. They all come from Lawrence, Kansas.
1) It's illegal to cross Massachusetts Street with a beehive under your hat.
2) Upon entering Lawrence, KS, you must honk your car horn to warn the horses.
3) A woman who is driving must have a male escort walk in front of her with a broom to alert everyone a woman is driving.

EDIT: All are still in effect.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
No Shit? Id hope they would prevent you from spreading the plague.
Well considering the plague no longer exists I don't think it matters either way.
 

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I used to run a liquor store in Indiana. Some of the Beverage laws I had to follow were:

It is illegal to sell milk (no idea why)
It is illegal to sell cold soft drinks (warm is just fine)
If alcohol is in a car, the driver must be 21 or over.
anything bought in the store must be bought by someone who is 21 or over
 

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It is completely legal to shoot a Scotsman with a longbow within the walls of the Viking city of York, but only if he is carrying a longbow himself.
 

VoleurdeThym

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Singapore wins the crappy laws award-

1. "Pornography is illegal."
2. "As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude."
3. "Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country."

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Enjoy, everyone.
 

jacobschndr

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4thegreatergood said:
What's a stupid law you've discovered? I've got a few. They all come from Lawrence, Kansas.
1) It's illegal to cross Massachusetts Street with a beehive under your hat.
2) Upon entering Lawrence, KS, you must honk your car horn to warn the horses.
3) A woman who is driving must have a male escort walk in front of her with a broom to alert everyone a woman is driving.

EDIT: All are still in effect.
Well I live in Lawrence and I have to say I've already broken some of those laws.

But How about in Emporia, Kansas

1) where before entering city limits, you must exit your vehicle, and fire a shotgun or another firearm into the air three times to let citizens know your there.

and,

2)It is against the law to mock squirrals (I am not making that up)
 

xXyZaThEx

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4thegreatergood said:
Here's a few from Germany

Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.

A pillow can be considered a ?passive? weapon.

It is illegal to wear a mask.

It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.

I can think of good reasons for all of them.

The view of the sky one... HMMM, wonder if there ever was a time when people in Germany needed to view the skies for imminent threats. It also probably starts with a B and ends with omber planes.

Pillows can be used to kill people. Ever heard of smothering someone with one?

Okay, I lied, I can't think of one off the top of my head fr the mask one, but I'm sure twenty minutes of bored Googling will tell you why.

And cars running out of gas on a no-speed limit zone?

I WONDER.

I guess the German government is just a little overhyped about security threats.
 

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curlycrouton said:
Frank_Sinatra_ said:
Puppeteer Putin said:
4thegreatergood said:
What's a stupid law you've discovered? I've got a few. They all come from Lawrence, Kansas.
1) It's illegal to cross Massachusetts Street with a beehive under your hat.
2) Upon entering Lawrence, KS, you must honk your car horn to warn the horses.
3) A woman who is driving must have a male escort walk in front of her with a broom to alert everyone a woman is driving.

EDIT: All are still in effect.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
No Shit? Id hope they would prevent you from spreading the plague.
Well considering the plague no longer exists I don't think it matters either way.
Sarcasm up the arse.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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All of these are from Utah.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.