Dumbest/smartest thing youve done whilst drunk?

[Insanum]

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Ok, I'd say the title is fairly obvious - Have you ever done something stupid, or completely intelligent whilst drunk?

Personally ive only ever achieved the former, Drunk Dialing a girl a liked...luckily she saw the funny side of it in the morning...Some friends ive got ¬¬

And before you say thats really tame, I dont drink anymore (not that I really started)

So, Whats yours?

EDIT: You dont have to have cases of both, but one or the other are always good.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Fell out of a tree...not so bad on it's own, but before it I said I'm going for a piss, and attempted to climb and subsequently fall out of it >.> and never done anything intelligent when drunk.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Smart: For whatever reason I was being a safety god and yelling at my friends not to walk in the road. They get on the pavement and WHOOSH! a car speeds past.

Dumb: Stripping. 'Nuff said.

 

[Socken]

I never do anything smart when I'm drunk, where's the fun in getting drunk then?

But I've annihilated pretty much every chance I've recently had to get together with a girl in the last 3-4 months. I either called her drunk, texted her drunk, yelled at her drunk or spoke to her drunk and I can't remember a single one of these incidents. All I know is all of them don't like me anymore. Sad face.

On the flipside I was on a festival around 150km away from my home last week and got drunk as piss. Then saw a girl there that I had met once before, in the same city, when I was skating there like half a year ago. Walked up to her and apparently she remembered me, and gave me her phone number. +1 friend gained.
Okay I guess you could call that smart.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Smart: "You're going home" *shove* *turns to face other party* "and YOU are going home. End of story."*shove* To people about to fight.

Dumb: Running down a hill only to catch my foot on a rabbit hole and tear a ligament. It was so damn funny though...

 

[nipsen]

Smart: telling someone the complete and unbridled truth. Dumb: telling someone the complete and unbridled truth.

...hm.

 

[ae86gamer]

Smartest-Making a house of cards. It was pretty tall and it never fell.

Dumbest-Trying to ride a bike.. at night...

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Class overnight stay thingy (mind you: we're all college students, but most people enter by the time they're 16-17, and I stopped schooling for a few years, so I was 20 at the time), I got drunk on vodka and announced that I am a sad, lonely, misanthropic bastard and have never had a girlfriend in my entire life.

Two days later, this one girl in class (kinda bipolar, in that she swings between "Awwww, how cute" to "*punch*" faster than I can blink) shanghai-s me into a relationship.

You all be the judge, 'cause I always thought this kind of thing only happens on TV.

 

[Froobyx]

Back at my friends party we played ring of fire, and I joined in being quite merry already. I downed a pint of everyones drinks plus sambuca and vodka in one glass.. Got very drunk very fast and started saying to my friends dad that he should go make me some eggy bread because I wanted some at the time.. and I didn't find this out until I got over my hangover the next day.

Same night, clever thing, I was sat on the stairs and thought I was gonna be sick so went home (basically got carried) and puked all over the road

It's horrible waking up in the clothes you went out in and with the curtains wide open at 8 in the morning

 

[xitel]

Smart: Slept. Seriously, that's pretty much the only thing I do when I'm drunk. I get real talky and then WHOOSH real sleepy.

Dumb: Um, there's a lot of those. Not super dumb, but um... I fell asleep under my friend's desk and woke up with my neck forced downwards for a couple hours by the crammed in space. Also, called my ex-boyfriend at 1 in the morning after he hadn't talked to me for a month. And then hung up on him.

 

[Fightgarr]

I think the dumbest thing I did while drunk was acid.
I don't really know that I've done a host of smart things while drunk but I find that whenever I'm drunk and I get home I always come on here before getting knocked the fuck out. Don't know why, but I've posted some actually reasonable stuff whilst shitfaced so... I guess that would probably be the smartest.

Off-Topic, its pretty startling how many people on here post and actually say that they're a little drunk, which is a bit funny. I remember Kukul doing it a couple times. I kinda miss that dude.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

erm mines simaltaniously dumb and smart but we knicked the college flag (SHHHH!)

 

[JanatUrlich]

I got drunk and smoked some weed with a friend after we crashed this party in the middle of nowhere and decided it would be an awesome idea to try to catch a sheep D=

 

[Skeleon]

Apparently I tried to ride my bike home but wanted to take the road that'd taken me to a nearby village out in the woods instead.
My buddies had to practically pull me back on course.
Or at least that's what they told me, my recollection of that evening is kind of... fragmented.

 

[ChocoCake]

I don't know. That's the worst.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

Successfully rode a unicycle for a couple of seconds. Fuck yeah.

 

[Sigel]

Dumbest:Mixed coconut rum with chocolate milk. Don't know why, tasted good at the time.
Smartest:After drinking that concoction, decided to stay near or in a bathroom

 

[Timotei]

I have never truly been drunk. Slightly buzzed once from some Bicardi 151.

I guess all those years of snagging a few cases of beer from the beverage refrigerator have built up a tolerance.

 

[Insanum]

I forgot to mention, I also fell downstairs at christmas for 2 years in row.

I also managed to console & give excellent advice to a girl i didnt even know about what she needed to do with her Boyfriend, After they had had a major arguement.

 

[The_Chief]

I got drunk and smoked some weed with a friend after we crashed this party in the middle of nowhere and decided it would be an awesome idea to try to catch a sheep D=

you ever get that sheep??

Successfully rode a unicycle for a couple of seconds. Fuck yeah.

Spoiler

ot:well i was slightly drunk the night i talked my best friend threw a break up. and she is bi polar as hellllllllll. so that took some brainulars.

and i light my arm on fire. yea.