Dumbest/smartest thing youve done whilst drunk?

[ace_of_something]

One of my buddies had a MASSIVE crush on a (taken) girl. He being blitzed and egged on by his bonehead friends (see: me) text messaged the girl a heartfelt message about his feelings. Only to accidentally sent it to his younger sister who had the same first name.

Here it is 3 years later and he still hands people his phone if he gets too drunk.

 

[ScarlettRage]

*DUMB* Dancing really bad, hooking up with a guy that i regreted later
*SMART* telling off my ex, hooking up with a good guy

 

[Elivercury]

Erm, i've the standard habit of wanting takeaway when drunk, and i've a bit of a habit of phoning up takeaway companies and trying to haggle (read: shout drunkenly they are too expensive) with them over takeaway. It usually ends up in me being hung up on and having toast at home.

I also hit on some guys gf and got in a fight over it, not my smartest move.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

I've only done 3 dumb things when drunk.

1. Let my friend use my phone to text "I wanna do you", to my dad.
2. Told my best friend that I love her as much as I can possibly, without being a lesbian.(Same friend from 1)
3. Punched my dad, then apologised profusely to him.

 

[Tossth Esalad]

Although I can't remember what actually happend, the stupidist thing I've done led to me waking up with a traffic cone and sign with a street name I didn't recognise... In my bed :S

 

[JanatUrlich]

you ever get that sheep??

unfortunately no D= We called a taxi and fell asleep at the side of the road whilst waiting for it instead

 

[Fat Hippo]

Dumbest: singing Skater Boy in Singstar in front of a large audience, very loudly, and according to reports, VERY badly. Oh well, it's not a good song anyway, so I don't feel too bad about it.
Well, and there was the whole throwing up thing later on, but I still maintain something was wrong with that hookah. Totally not my fault.

Smartest: well, apparently I spoke a lot of crap, but did so using a highly intelligent manner of speech. I honestly don't remember much, though.

 

[The_Chief]

you ever get that sheep??

unfortunately no D= We called a taxi and fell asleep at the side of the road whilst waiting for it instead

ahh..i fell asleep playing tag in my friend huge backyard once. it was awkward

 

[MrBirdy]

Dumbest thing: Getting so drunk that i nearly slipped in a coma on the couch.

Smartest thing: That very same night 2 girls brought me home and slept with me in my bed, because they were worried i would do something stupid. =)

 

[JWAN]

I got into an argument about race and racism and reverse racism in Milwaukee in a bar then brought it onto facebook.

It might have fucked up a friendship so you know what? fuck drinking

 

[XJ-0461]

I've never been drunk. I've done some pretty idiotic things while sober, though...

 

[LevelSix]

Dumbest thing: was probably punching one of my best friends when he tried to take a picture of me. Its ok, he returned the favor and I have no memory on the incident.

Smartest thing: (well this could probably be considered stupid in some ways) I finished a programming assignment and submitted it. I found this out the next morning when I got an email from the professor. Got a 90 or so on it, so all is good.

 

[Ultrasnail]

dumbest thing i did whiile drunk was to keep on drinking (i am a very light drunk) i eventualy told everyone a bunch of embarising secrets... was fun though.

and my smartest thing ive done was to tell a friend of mine to grow and get real... this actualy worked and they stoped being sorry for them selves.

this was all the same day... i was rewarded with a hat.

 

[DAMG]

Dumbest:Mixed coconut rum with chocolate milk. Don't know why, tasted good at the time.
Smartest:After drinking that concoction, decided to stay near or in a bathroom

Hahaha, I did the same thing with regular rum, except my concoction was way too strong and tasted awuful; of course I tried to alleviate the flavor by adding more alcohol, yuck.

Almost every time I drink I do dumb things because I don't control myself. I guess the dumbest thing I've done was trying to slide down a railing, only to fall over into an entertainment center and bounce-off to the floor; This is the one thing that has hurt me physically, got a scar and all.

The only smart thing I've done is avoid the cops; not sure if they even looked my way, but I made my friend duck behind some snowbanks.

 

[TopHatTim]

well im pretty sure hitting up the skatepark with my friends on our BMX's totally hammered retarded drunk was the stupidest


got 100% on a project totally hammered drunk for homework.

 

[Insanum]

I've only done 3 dumb things when drunk.

1. Let my friend use my phone to text "I wanna do you", to my dad.

Seems like you and your friends like Jimmy Carr...I spose they could've texted "im in the bath...thinking of you" which wouldve been worse, haha.

 

[DarkSplinter82]

Dumbest thing...Well Prior to drinking..Ate a jar of olives, My friend was not happy the next day to find that in his back yard

dumbest while drunk...Roof To Roof Paintball...at night...I only fell off the roof 3 times.

Smartest...Chewed out a friend who was constantly bitching about her ex...which was her first bf and it lasted 3 years...well that nice little rage talk got her to get over it and stop all the bitching

 

[Salem_Wolf]

I rarely drink, and I hardly ever get drunk. But the stupidest thing I did was after I decided to get drunk, I hopped on World of Warcraft and proceed to bash the daylights out of everyone I hated on that game. I'm surprised I didn't get banned...I hear I was pretty brutal.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Smart: Got kicked out of someone's house, then puked on a road quite close to the school. Due to the fact that I hadn't eaten and had drank nothing but pure liquor, the road was stained by my upchuck for weeks. People talked about this stain for X amount of time, and thus I was famous for a while. I say smart because I could have puked on a person/vehicle/etc but chose pavement instead! Yipee!

Dumb: Let's just say I can get a little crazy. And in general make a damn fool of myself. I've taken my shirt off a few times at parties, but never let myself get any more naked than that. Made out with a lot of people drunk at clubs, people I knew though, not strangers. Uhhh... Danced. Had sing-a-longs on the porch and gotten noise complaints and almost evicted? I could keep going.

Also, probably the dumbest thing I do is keep drinking when I'm already at my limit.

I've since stopped getting completely obliterated when I drink.