Dumbest/smartest thing youve done whilst drunk?

[reaper_2k9]

Well the usually dumb drunk behavior, drunk dial people, fight, jump out of two story apartment windows, almost shot out a womans eye with a roman candle (there's more to this story). but thats about all I can claim.

 

[Low Key]

I don't get drunk too often, and the few times I do, I drink too much to remember what happened. I couldn't do anything too stupid though as I never hear about it the next morning. The smartest thing I always do while drunk is not drive.

 

[Insanum]

Well the usually dumb drunk behavior, drunk dial people, fight, jump out of two story apartment windows, almost shot out a womans eye with a roman candle (there's more to this story). but thats about all I can claim.

You hit someone with a firework? Smooth....Care to elaborate?

 

[reaper_2k9]

Well the usually dumb drunk behavior, drunk dial people, fight, jump out of two story apartment windows, almost shot out a womans eye with a roman candle (there's more to this story). but thats about all I can claim.

You hit someone with a firework? Smooth....Care to elaborate?

It was the fourth of July and we started lighting up Roman Candles well everyone else was on the porch or so I thought. She had decided to stand right behind me, well the candle malfunctioned and shot out of the side of the tube and grazed the side of her head.

She was not burned it just knocked out her contact lens and frightened her, but i stand by what I did what idiot stands behind a drunk with a roman candle.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I've never been drunk nor have any plans too.

Now stuppid stuff sober is a diffrent story

 

[shaltir]

me and a buddy were behind a club kicking beer bottles that would sometimes shatter when we would make contact with em...which could have ended badly.

why were were not inside the club that we had paid to get into i could never figure out.

 

[shaltir]

EDIT: never getting drunk? ya gotta try it at least once!! its so...dumb

 

[similar.squirrel]

Smartest- Stopped drinking/fell asleep.

Dumbest- Jokingly coming onto a guy who tried to get into my pants later the same night.

 

[Insanum]

Well the usually dumb drunk behavior, drunk dial people, fight, jump out of two story apartment windows, almost shot out a womans eye with a roman candle (there's more to this story). but thats about all I can claim.

You hit someone with a firework? Smooth....Care to elaborate?

It was the fourth of July and we started lighting up Roman Candles well everyone else was on the porch or so I thought. She had decided to stand right behind me, well the candle malfunctioned and shot out of the side of the tube and grazed the side of her head.

She was not burned it just knocked out her contact lens and frightened her, but i stand by what I did what idiot stands behind a drunk with a roman candle.

Drunkeness + Fireworks = Bad

 

[reaper_2k9]

Well the usually dumb drunk behavior, drunk dial people, fight, jump out of two story apartment windows, almost shot out a womans eye with a roman candle (there's more to this story). but thats about all I can claim.

You hit someone with a firework? Smooth....Care to elaborate?

It was the fourth of July and we started lighting up Roman Candles well everyone else was on the porch or so I thought. She had decided to stand right behind me, well the candle malfunctioned and shot out of the side of the tube and grazed the side of her head.

She was not burned it just knocked out her contact lens and frightened her, but i stand by what I did what idiot stands behind a drunk with a roman candle.

Drunkenness + Fireworks = Bad

she didnt know that apparently.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

dumbest while drunk...Roof To Roof Paintball...at night...I only fell off the roof 3 times.

You deserve a medal for that one
And:

Smart: Invented "Stoly Cups"

Dumbest: "Stoly Cups" 1 hour later

What is Stoly cups if I may ask ? >.>

I have another one, from the same night, we went through a neighbouring town with friends from there...mailing rolls to people at half 2 in the morning, god knows why >.>

 

[iron codpiece]

I get pretty handsy when I'm drunk. I grabbed my then girlfriend's sister's butt. That did not go over well at all.

oh yeah and I made [a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116135?page=1]thread about dinosaurs[/a] I think that counts as awesome though.

 

[Insanum]

Drunk more.

Dumb or smart?

 

[Perwer]

I took a nap on a busy highway on a pitch black night after meeting with my nemesis Jägermeister. Come to think of it, it sounds like something I could have gotten a Darwin award for.

 

[wewontdie11]

Told one of my more promiscuous female friends that if she wants to land a solid boyfriend she should, and I quote, "try maybe not fucking loads of dudes."

That did not go down well.

Smartest thing I've ever done while drunk is stopped drinking and gone home.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Haven't done much myself, but a friend of mine invented fizzy bovril.

 

[Perwer]

Told one of my more promiscuous female friends that if she wants to land a solid boyfriend she should, and I quote, "try maybe not fucking loads of dudes."

That did not go down well.
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Never tell a woman she is promiscuous, especially not if she is. This never goes down well.

A friend of mine kept whining about how much she loved her ex boyfriend and how she could never accept anyone else into her life except him because, well, they did have a 6 months long relationship (during which they broke up about 6 times). She was not very happy when I said to her one day: "I've seen your face on at least 10 other faces this night alone. I'm glad you've moved on." She went banana-tits.

 

[RivFader86]

I punched a guy who started to hit me...thus cutting a sinew in my hand on his teeth...first time i punch someone outside the gym/ring and i'm out for 4 weeks...if i had been sober i would've reacted different

 

[wewontdie11]

Told one of my more promiscuous female friends that if she wants to land a solid boyfriend she should, and I quote, "try maybe not fucking loads of dudes."

That did not go down well.
...

Never tell a woman she is promiscuous, especially not if she is. This never goes down well.

I was sort of attempting to tell her that a lot of guys find it unattractive when a girl is excessively experienced, but in my inebriated state I was less than eloquent in my text messaging...

She didn't speak to me for 2 weeks until she actually took heed of what I said, as painfully blunt as it was, and we're all good now.

 

[Cody211282]

Smart-take battery out of phone so i couldn't drunk call my girl
Dumb-hide said battery in the toaster